BigPapaDean

I was in Starbucks recently when I suddenly realized I desperately needed to pass gas. The music was really loud so I timed my release with the beat of the music. After a couple of songs I started to feel better. I finished my coffee and noticed that everyone was staring at me.....and then I remembered I was listening to the music on my iPod!.....and how was your day? That's what happens when old people start using technology !

Yes I are! lol

It was August of 2003 the last time I stepped foot in my hometown of Cortez CO. This Sunday I will be there to attend a family reunion that all 8 of me and my siblings have plans on attending. It's been decades since that has happened say like 4 decades! I am excited and the only regret I have is while I am gone my little princess will turn 5 and I won't be here to celebrate with her. Tho she said I could definitely call her! Not only are me and the sibs getting together but also our extended family as well! And also while I am there the little country school I went to is having their reunion the day before I return home. As you may understand I am so stoked. I will see ya'll back in the forums when I return on August 14th! The most important part of this trip will be when I get to see my dear old mother. She has Alzheimer's disease and while she gets me confused with others she always remember a swear word I said under my breath! This is most likely the last time I will see her alive! I got to go and pack now! Cya later Idiots!

Especially some that's not infected with moose piss virus!

SOUNDS LIKE IT NEVER MADE IT TO YOU! MUST HAVE BEEN DELICIOUS TO THE DRIVER! lol

Makes my heart flutter with excitement!

My most sincere condolences! I am at a loss for any further words but you are in my thoughts and prayers!

keywords "hard time" lol

is it your wife then?

Too funny!

I think hxtr is very brave to post his early years and the humiliation he brought to his family! Having said that I was looking for the perfect bullseye for my new dartboard!

p) when TBB found out he was prego with hxtr's child!

lmao too funny!

There are certain things that we USA cannot see fro certain countries because of certain restrictions yet everybody can see ours! lol

Okay now I want you to insult me!

It took awhile but I found TBB! Man is he fugly!

I can't tell ya @@LandShark but maybe I am just getting too old to tell anymore!

Disgusting just barely touches the surface hxtr! lol

This is funny stuff! lol Keep it coming it's good for the soul! lol

TBB is so ugly when a moose saw him he scared the piss out of him which JoeCanada drank thus he is hooked on it!

Joe Canada is so ugly he made a freight train take a dirt road!

Come on now! Come out of the closet! lol It only hurts nfor a little while! lol

I think it would be fun to do a somebody is so ugly that something funny happens! Hxtr is so ugly when he farts they farts run and hide! YOUR TURN!!!!!!!!!!!!!