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Very nice Arrienn. I like it a whole lot...

UnChileno this joke has been up 2 times allready..Dam are we running out of jokes ..Tits.. Sorry Chili I must have missed it and by the posts must be others did also.

The Reverend John Flapps was the pastor of a small town church in Ireland ... One day he was walking down the High Street and he noticed a young lady of his congregation sitting in a pub drinking beer. The Reverend wasn't happy. He walked through the open door of the pub and sat down next to the woman. 'Mrs Fitzgerald,' he said sternly. 'This is no place for a member of my congregation. Why don't you let me take you home?' 'Sure,' she said with a slur, obviously very drunk. When Mrs Fitzgerald stood up from the bar, she began to weave back and forth. The Reverend realized that she'd had far too much to drink and grabbed her arms to steady her. When he did, they both lost their Balance and tumbled to the floor. After rolling around for a few moments, the Reverend wound up on top of Mrs. Fitzgerald, her skirt hiked up to her waist. The pub landlord looked over and said, 'Oi Mate, we won't have any of that carrying on in this pub.' The Reverend looked up at the landlord and said, 'But you don't understand, I'm Pastor Flapps.' The landlord nodded and said, 'Oh well, if you're that far in, you might as well finish.'

SHADOW>XI< awesome job as always,,,,, NOW CAN ARRIENN GET A MEDAL FOR THE AWESOME WORK She has one, it is the pallet of ink that says "ART". Great job again Arrienn.

Did you hear about the guy who was in a bar about as drunk as its possible to get? A group of guys notice his condition and decide to be good samaritans and take him home. First they stand him up to get to his wallet so they can find out where he lives, but he keeps falling down. He fell down eight more times on the way to the car, each time with a real thud. After they get to his house, he falls down another four times getting him to the door. His wife comes to the door, and one guy says, "We brought your husband home." The wife asks, "Where's his wheelchair?"

Nice, love the ass shots hxtr...

Welcome to the home of the Idiots Cobra. Enjoy your stay and maybe we will see you on the servers. What do you play bud?

LMFAO, good one X-Ray.

Happy for you Rick. It is always great when family can get back together again.

I have the Razer Mamba and it's the best mouse I ever owned and I have owned a bunch of them over the years.

First-year students at the Vet School were attending their first anatomy class, with a real dead cow. They all gathered around the surgery table with the body covered with a white sheet. The professor started the class by telling them, "In Veterinary medicine it is necessary to have two important qualities as a doctor: the first is that you not be disgusted by anything involving the animal body". For an example, the Professor pulled back the sheet, stuck his finger in the butt of the dead cow, withdrew it and stuck his finger in his mouth. "Go ahead and do the same thing," he told his students. The students freaked out, hesitated for several minutes, but eventually took turns sticking a finger in the butt of the dead cow and sucking on it. When everyone finished, the Professor looked at them and said, "the second most important quality is observation. I stuck in my middle finger and sucked on my index finger. Now learn to pay attention. Life's tough, but it's even tougher if you're stupid.."

LMAO, good one Grey. I can spell Oak but not fuckaliptis...

Happy Birthday DJ.

crackxi still tryin to figure out when pb fucked me? oh yea key packets...got kicked for 0 min. KICKED ! KICKED 0 minutes not ban...im not showing up on that list...was just KICKED...i dont know maybe becuz i only play at xi and have never used a hacks ...or let someone run a hack...like a friend...or my 4 year old downloaded it ....or i was on google and accidentally downloaded and installed it.....BUT i think i figured this out guys....the satellites are to blame i swear i know it!...they took a select few of our guid's and switched them...matter fact pb did it just to make u buy another game..u know they get a kick back from all the big gaming companys when the ceo needs a new car... boom...this happens.. and there targets for the month are no other then a handfull of peeps in the >XI< clan ..damn what we gonna do ? we gotta fight back they are pimpin us! It's posts like this by admins that get people upset and gets the drama going. IMHO posts like this are not needed.

Thank you Harry and Dark Asylumn for understanding what this was all about.

Well, I guess I should not have posted this as I thought it was a very good read and had a good view on life. Had nothing to do with hacking and that never entered my mind but now it is going to get twisted around and pointed to that other post. When I agreed with Dark I was thinking about all the damn drama posts in the last couple of months not the hacking post but like I said, now I wish I had never posted it as everything is starting to get twisted around and read wrong in these forums. If anyone is interested, read it for what it is.

Dark Asylumn WolfTiS - A Journey Called Life And the mouse looked upon it all from his crack in the wall with great sadness. So, the next time you hear someone is facing a problem and you think it doesn't concern you, remember --- When one of us is threatened, we are all at risk. We are all involved in this journey called life. We must keep an eye out for one another and make an extra effort to encourage one another. I think our family here needs to take a page from this book right now. It seems that we arent supporting our fellow idiots as well as we could be right now +1

Very nice job Wildbill and I love your new one also Arrienn.

That is to fucking funny Bud...

PT-Bama credit av8or and to generalize everyone with the prisoners in the UK is a load of shit, but i guess thats what this clan is about, acuse acuse acuse then look the other way. anyway there aint much reason for being in a family if you cant be there for your fellow clan members Your right .. i got the pm and every one was against me in one sec.. I accept now that i couldn't ware the tags anny more because this F**Ked reson But what drives me mad is that moste of you guys realy thinks that im cheating and thats not true and that pisses me off... So i stoped waring the tags because it supose to be a family but if no one trust you anny more there is no reson for me to stay. And i dont like that. i rater would had stayed to play with you all! I think it's real easy for a lot of folks to jump to conclusions in a situation like this. The Senior Admins have had a tough time making a decision, and they had to apply some 'universal' logic to the stance we are taking on members that show up with a PB ban. As has been said before, no one is directly accusing any of the members who find themselves in this situation of actually hacking. Only the member him/her self knows that answer. The fact is, regardless of the way it took place, these members find themselves in this situation. I don't think that a members 'farewell' post, because he/she is being forced to drop their tags, is a place to be pointing fingers and telling them 'don't let the door hit you in the ass on the way out'. IF the Seniors had felt that was warranted, they would have banned them from servers and website and been done with it. It is unfortunate that the REAL possibility exists that some of our fellow members are being ex-communicated because of something they may have not done themselves, yet I understand why it had to be done. I would just encourage members and guests alike to not be rash in accusing anyone of anything unless you are 100% certain of what you are talking about. Be Well Very good post Bama and well put. IMHO one of the best posts in here.

Very nice Doc. What are they made out of?

Good one Shamu...

Sonovabich - Big cock! Just exactly what were you all expecting You where just dreaming SOB....

A mouse looked through the crack in the wall to see the farmer and his wife open a package. "What food might this contain?", the mouse wondered. He was devastated to discover it was a mousetrap. Retreating to the farmyard, the mouse proclaimed this warning : "There is a mousetrap in the house! There is a mousetrap in the house!" The chicken clucked and scratched, raised her head and said, "Mr. Mouse, I can tell this is a grave concern to you, but it is of no consequence to me. I cannot be bothered by it." The mouse turned to the pig and told him, "There is a mousetrap in the house! There is a mousetrap in the house!" The pig sympathized, but said, "I am so very sorry, Mr. Mouse, but there is nothing I can do about it but pray.. Be assured you are in my prayers." The mouse turned to the cow and said, "There is a mousetrap in the house! There is a mousetrap in the house!" The cow said, "Wow, Mr. Mouse. I'm sorry for you, but it's no skin off my nose." So, the mouse returned to the house, head down and dejected, to face the farmer's mousetrap . . . Alone.. .. . That very night a sound was heard throughout the house -- the sound of a mousetrap catching its prey. The farmer's wife rushed to see what was caught. In the darkness, she did not see it. It was a venomous snake whose tail was caught in the trap.. The snake bit the farmer's wife. The farmer rushed her to the hospital. When she returned home she still had a fever. Everyone knows you treat a fever with fresh chicken soup. So the farmer took his hatchet to the farmyard for the soup's main ingredient: But his wife's sickness continued. Friends and neighbors came to sit with her around the clock. To feed them, the farmer butchered the pig. But, alas, the farmer's wife did not get well... She died. So many people came for her funeral that the farmer had the cow slaughtered to provide enough meat for all of them for the funeral luncheon. And the mouse looked upon it all from his crack in the wall with great sadness. So, the next time you hear someone is facing a problem and you think it doesn't concern you, remember --- When one of us is threatened, we are all at risk. We are all involved in this journey called life. We must keep an eye out for one another and make an extra effort to encourage one another.