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What a bummer. I remember those days and glad I don't have to put up with it anymore.

This is so true! They always ask at the doctor's office why you are there, and you have to answer in front of others what's wrong and sometimes it is embarrassing. There's nothing worse than a Doctor's Receptionist who insists you tell her what is wrong with you in a room full of other patients. I know most of us have experienced this, and I love the way this old guy handled it. A 65-year-old man walked into a crowded waiting room and approached the desk. The Receptionist said, 'Yes sir, what are you seeing the Doctor for today?' 'There's something wrong with my dick', he replied. The receptionist became irritated and said, 'You shouldn't come into a crowded waiting room and say things like that. ' 'Why not, you asked me what was wrong and I told you,' he said. The Receptionist replied; 'Now you've caused some embarrassment in this room full of people. You should have said there is something wrong with your ear or something and discussed the problem further with the Doctor in private.' The man replied, 'You shouldn't ask people questions in a roomful of strangers, if the answer could embarrass anyone. The man walked out, waited several minutes, and then re-entered. The Receptionist smiled smugly and asked, 'Yes??' 'There's something wrong with my ear,' he stated. The Receptionist nodded approvingly and smiled, knowing he had taken her advice.. 'And what is wrong with your ear, Sir?' 'I can't piss out of it,' he replied. The waiting room erupted in laughter... Mess with seniors and you're going to lose!!

Two businessmen in Florida were sitting down for a break in their soon-to-be new store. As yet, the store wasn't ready, with only a few shelves set up. One said to the other, "I bet any minute now some senior is going to walk by, put his face to the window, and ask what we're selling." No sooner were the words out of his mouth when, sure enough, a curious senior walked to the window, had a peek, and in a soft voice asked, "What are you sellin' here?" One of the men replied sarcastically, "We're selling ass-holes." Without skipping a beat, the old timer said, "Must be doing well... only two left."

Driving in the snow is like eating pussy................ If you don't slow down and pay attention, you could slide into the asshole in front of you! BE CAREFUL THIS WINTER!

Welcome to the family of Idiots Hummel.

Welcome to the family of Idiots Boomer.

LMAO...all three are cute but Chilies was funny.

Very nice Gorilla. Here is my CCW carry pistol, a Springfield 9mm EMP. Not a great picture but here it is..... Here is a better picture but not the picture of my actual gun...

Good drummers are always great to hear or watch.

His request approved, the CNN News photographer quickly used a cell phone to call the local airport to charter a flight. He was told a twin-engine plane would be waiting for him at the airport. Arriving at the airfield, he spotted a plane warming up outside a hanger. He jumped in with his bag, slammed the door shut, and shouted, 'Let's go'. The pilot taxied out, swung the plane into the wind and took off. Once in the air, the photographer instructed the pilot, 'Fly over the valley and make low passes so I can take pictures of the fires on the hillsides.' 'Why?' asked the pilot. 'Because I'm a photographer for CNN' , he responded, 'and I need to get some close up shots.' The pilot was strangely silent for a moment, finally he stammered, 'So, what you're telling me, is . . . You're NOT my flight instructor?'

Welcome to the forums Dot and look forward to seeing you with the Idiots tag on.

Well that sucks. Hope it heals soon and next time stay away from the porn sites and your hand won't get broke...

LMAO. Beers you should be able to do that now after a few beers....

Looks good to me but he did say animated...

Welcome to the Idiots house.

Sounds fair to me Mal...

Welcome to the family Mord.

Welcome to the family JudgeSquidy.

SgtHarryWeezer I like that Harry. To bad it can't be made into the post whore medal...

Thanks Shamu and very good post.

...Very good Ricko.

iFuerza upstate ny, currently at college being couped up in a fucking dorm room, imma country boy, parents live in central illinois where the town has a population of 34 or so, and this is where i currently am until break ends for college What college in Upstate NY iFuerza? I lived in Ithaca, NY until 1973 when I moved to Florida.

Congrats Ferret and welcome to the family. Send a PM to Arrienn about a sig, she does some good ones. We also have a place in the forums to request a sig.

I am sure she would have a blast with that toy...