WolfTiS

I know what your saying Labab but not everyone understands computers that well so this makes it easier for them. I use msconfig myself but this program found things that where not in msconfig. PM me about what you are talking about in the "hint hint" deal. I might have what you are talking about there also.

Boomer WolfTiS You got it right Sweatnbullets, Florida has it all just depending on what part you live in. If you don't like it as hot northern Florida is the place to go plus they have some rolling hills up there and some great horse farms. UP there Wolftis? Are you a South Fl. boy? lolz Florida? well I'm born and raised here, and other than the Panhandle beaches, the Keys & beautiful women on the beach, FLORIDA SUX! When my daughter is grown up I'll be leaving this flat land. N.W. Fl. has a few rolling hills if thats what you want to call them, I mean come on the highest point here is like 21 feet above sea level and thats truly only in 1 spot in the state, I believe thats Crestview Fl. along the I-10 interstate. I say anywhere either in or very close to the mountains from N.Ga. to Tenn. I don't want the snow so I won't go any higher that! I have a sister that owns a ranch in Trout Creek Montana shes always trying to get to move there, its Beautiful but the freaking snow, NO WAY lmao! LMAO Boomer, no I am not a south Florida boy. I live near Lakeland, Fl and moved down here in 1973 from Ithaca, NY. I agree with you on the Panhandle area as I spent a month in that area but the problem there is all the big storms hit that area. I have also spent a lot of time in the Keys scuba diving and love that area. I like the Lakeland area except for the damned humidity in the summer and your right, you get much south of here and it is very flat.

Labob Chicken condom . See they do slip off farmers with small peckers LMFAO, that was a good one Labob.

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Q. What's the Cuban National Anthem? A. Row, Row, Row Your Boat. Q. Where does an Irish family go on vacation? A. A different bar. Q. What did the Chinese couple name their tan, curly-haired baby? A. Sum Ting Wong . Q. What do you call it when an Italian has one arm shorter than the other? A. A speech impediment. Q. Why do Driver Ed classes in redneck schools use the car only on Mondays, Wednesdays, and Fridays? A. Because on Tuesday and Thursday, the Sex Ed class uses it. Q. What's the difference between a southern zoo and a northern zoo? A. The southern zoo has a description of the animal along with a recipe. Q. How do you get a sweet little 80-year-old lady to say the 'F' word? A. Get another sweet little 80-year-old lady to yell, 'BINGO!' Q. What's the difference between a northern fairytale and a southern fairytale??? A. A northern fairytale begins, ...'Once upon a time...' A southern fairytale begins, ... 'Y'all ain't gonna believe this shit.' Q. Why doesn't Mexico have an Olympic team? A. Because all the Mexicans who can run, jump, or swim are already in the United States

You got it right Sweatnbullets, Florida has it all just depending on what part you live in. If you don't like it as hot northern Florida is the place to go plus they have some rolling hills up there and some great horse farms.

That one is definitely cool Arrienn.

Sick but funny as hell....

Yesterday my daughter asked why I didn't do something useful with my time. She suggested I go down to the senior center and hang out with the guys. I did this and when I got home last night I told her that I had joined a parachute club . She said "Are you nuts? You're almost 75 years old and you're going to start jumping out of airplanes?" I proudly showed her that I even got a membership card. She said to me, "You idiot, where are your glasses! This is a membership to a Prostitute Club, not a Parachute Club!" I'm in trouble again and don't know what to do! I signed up for five jumps a week! Life as a senior citizen is not getting any easier .

Looks a Lil greasy to me....

Lazyeye Was this posted in the right spot? Actualy it would go under Introductions but it will get seen by the right people here. Mebership is by invite only from an admin. You need 100 hrs on our servers and have Xfire and a mic. Keep playing and add as many admins to your Xfire friends list as you can. Talk in game and that will help.

Glad your home, now heal fast and get back to killing. That contraption looks cool but I bet it's no fun...

Not only is it funny but I saw a few of our >XI< members in there also...

LMFAO...Good one DJ.

I am going with Packers.

I hate FFA in Black Ops because of the spawn points.

I had a friend that used it and no problems. The site uses PayPal so if you go through that you have some backing in case of problems.

Guess that makes me a lesbian also... Good one DJ.

Nice work smelly. It was hard to see the interior shots because it was dark but it brings back memories. I was on the USS Franklin D Roosevelt CVA 42 the year you where born...

So true Bushape.

Looks good Arrienn and the saying is cute.

All we can do is wait and see as it's all speculation at this point anyway. Thanks for the heads up snaFU.

LMFAO...Now that one is funny as hell Harry...

Yesterday I was at my local SAM'S CLUB buying a large bag of Purina dog chow for my loyal pet, Biscuit, the Wonder Dog, and was in the checkout line when the woman behind me asked if I had a dog. What did she think I had, an elephant? So since I'm retired and have little to do, on impulse I told her that no, I didn't have a dog, I was starting the Purina Diet again. I added that I probably shouldn't, because I ended up in the hospital last time, but that I'd lost 50 pounds before I awakened in an intensive care ward with tubes coming out of most of my orifices and IVs in both arms. I told her that it was essentially a perfect diet and that the way that it works is to load your pants pockets with Purina nuggets and simply eat one or two every time you feel hungry. The food is nutritionally complete so it works well and I was going to try it again.. (I have to mention here that practically everyone in line was now enthralled with my story.) Horrified, she asked if I ended up in intensive care because the dog food poisoned me. I told her no, I stepped off a curb to sniff an Irish Setter's ass and a car hit us both. I thought the guy behind her was going to have a heart attack he was laughing so hard. Sam's Club won't let me shop there anymore.