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WolfTiS

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  1. I was thinking the same thing. Like to snipe and it sounded pretty good but wanted some opinions.
  2. Does anybody have the game Sniper: Ghost Warrior and if so what do you think of it?
  3. welcome to the forums RiverRat and glad your enjoying our servers. Will add you to my XFire.
  4. An old sailor puts on his old uniform and heads for the docks once more, for old times sake. He engages a prostitute and takes her up to a room. He's soon going at it as well as he can for a guy his age, but needing some reassurance, he asks, 'How am I doing?' The prostitute replies, 'Well, old sailor, you're doing about three knots.' 'Three knots?' he asks. 'What's that supposed to mean?' She says, 'You're knot hard, you're knot in, and you're knot getting your money back'.
  5. Damn Shamu, that was a tough one bro.
  6. A man is watching a game of golf on TV. But he keeps switching channels to a dirty movie featuring a lusty couple having raucous sex. "I don't know whether to watch them or the game", he says to his wife. "For Heaven's sake, watch them," his wife says. "You already know how to play golf!"
  7. Dear Mom and Dad, Our Scoutmaster told us to write to our parents in case you saw the flood on TV and are worried. We are okay. Only one of our tents and 2 sleeping bags got washed away. Luckily none of us got drowned because we were all up on the mountain looking for Adam when it happened. Oh yes, please call Adam's mother and tell her he is okay. He can't write because of the cast. I got to ride in one of the search and rescue jeeps. It was neat. We never would have found Adam in the dark if it hadn't been for the lightning. Scoutmaster Keith got mad at Adam for going on a hike alone without telling anybody. Adam said he did tell him, but it was during the fire so he probably didn't hear him. Did you know that if you put gas on a fire, the gas will blow up? The wet wood didn't burn, but one of the tents did and also some of our clothes. Matthew is going to look weird until his hair grows back. We will be home on Saturday if Scoutmaster Keith gets the bus fixed. It wasn't his fault about the wreck. The brakes worked okay when we left. Scoutmaster Keith said that with a bus that old you have to expect something to break down. That's probably why he can't get insurance. We think it's a neat bus. He doesn't care if we get it dirty and if it's hot, sometimes he lets us ride on the fenders. It gets pretty hot with 45 people in a bus made for 24. He lets us take turns riding in the trailer until the highway patrolman stopped and talked to us. Scoutmaster Keith is a neat guy. Don't worry, he is a good driver. In fact, he is teaching Jessie how to drive on the mountain roads where there isn't any cops. All we ever see up there are logging trucks. This morning all of the guys were diving off the rocks and swimming out to the rapids. Scoutmaster Keith wouldn't let me because I can't swim, and Adam was afraid he would sink because of his cast. It's concrete because we didn't have any plaster, so he let us take the canoe out. It was great. You can still see some of the trees under the water from the flood. Scoutmaster Keith isn't crabby like some scoutmasters. He didn't even get mad about the life jackets. He has to spend a lot of time working on the bus so we are trying not to cause him any trouble. Guess what? We have all passed our first aid merit badges. When Ryan dived into the lake and cut his arm, we got to see how a tourniquet works. Steven and I threw up, but Scoutmaster Keith said it probably was just food poisoning from the leftover chicken. He said they got sick that way with food they ate in prison. I'm so glad he got out and became our scoutmaster. He said he sure figured out how to get things done better while he was doing his time. By the way, what is a pedal-file? I have to go now. We are going to town to mail our letters & buy some more beer and ammo. Don't worry about anything. We are fine and tonight it's my turn to sleep in the Scoutmaster's tent. Love as always, your only son, Johnnie
  8. Great job Rugger. Much better to play on.
  9. I prefer TDM also. If it's FFA count me out on this one.
  10. It's very easy to do in Wordpad Chili. Took me less than a minute and I was done. If you need help I can call you this evening and walk you through it. Just let me know brother.
  11. Will it be FFA or TDM?
  12. Welcome to the forums Animal. Damn Delta Force 2, I have all of the Delta Force series and that is where I started playing FPS games. I also am a trucker, own a 95 Freightshaker.
  13. Now that is funny........
  14. You got that right Evool and thanks for the quick reply.
  15. I have problems reading some of the messages also but you can get around that by highlighting the text and it's easier to read. Just a tip for those that haven't tried it.
  16. Welcome to the forums bud and enjoy our servers.
  17. I for one like the game. My biggest complaints are the lack of talking in game which is starting to change somewhat and the team kills. I think that sucks the most because there have been numerious times I am shooting at an enemy and have a team mate run in front of me and die. Then I am charged with a team kill through no fault of my own.
  18. Another good one power...
  19. LMAO, good one power.
  20. Welcome to this great family Deerhunter.
  21. Man goes to a fancy costume party wearing only a glass jar on his penis. A woman asks, 'What are you? He says, 'I'm a fireman' 'But you're only wearing a glass jar?', says the woman. 'Exactly! In an emergency, break glass, pull knob and I'll come as fast as I can!'
  22. You don't need a hat. How will you keep it up without ears?
  23. That is one way to do it Harry. Now you are a true Idiot Whore or would that be a Whore Idiot?
  24. Your to much Harry.......
  25. Congrats you damn whore...
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