WolfTiS

Welcome to the forums Scoarch. Hope to see you in game.

Mine from Florida.

When you buy one Gorilla get one for me also... I could have a lot of fun with one of those.

Happy Birthday RogueKill or whatever your name is now...

Have a great one Rugger...

Smart ass little brat...

How about something to do with the old Johnny Cash song "A Boy Named Sue"?

THE 5 ANSWERS WE HAVE ALL BEEN WAITING FOR! Q: WHAT ARE THE SMALL BUMPS AROUND A WOMAN'S NIPPLES FOR? A: It's Braille for 'suck here'. Q: WHAT IS AN AUSTRALIAN KISS? A: It's the same as a French kiss, but 'down under.' Q: WHAT DO YOU DO WITH 365 USED CONDOMS? A: Melt them down, make a tire, and call it a Goodyear. Q: WHY WERE HURRICANES NORMALLY NAMED AFTER WOMEN? A: Because when they come, they're wild and wet. But when they go, they take your house and car with them. Q: WHY DO GIRLS RUB THEIR EYES WHEN THEY GET UP IN THE MORNING ? A: Because they don't have any balls to scratch... BONUS QUESTIONS & ANSWERS Q: What is a man's Ultimate embarrassment? A: Running into a wall with an erection and breaking his nose. Nominated as the world's best short joke A 3-year-old boy examined his testicles while taking a bath. 'Mom', he asked, 'Are these my brains? 'Not yet,' she replied

An elderly spinster who was a dog lover agreed to look after and house her neighbours dog whilst the neighbours went on their holidays. The only problem was that the spinsters own dog was a bitch that was in 'heat' and the neighbours dog was a male. Nevertheless she had a large house and she was able to keep the two dogs apart. As she lay in her bed drifting off to sleep the spinster was suddenly awakened by awful howling and moaning sounds from downstairs. She rushed downstairs to find the dogs locked together, as dogs do when mating. The dogs were in obvious pain howling but unable to disengage. Try as she might she could not part them and she was perplexed as what to do next. Though it was late she reluctantly phoned the vet and after a few rings a rather grumpy voice of the vet answered the phone. The spinster explained the problem. The vet said, "I want you to take the phone to the dogs and place it down alongside them. I will then phone your number back and the noise of the telephone ringing should make the male dog lose his erection and be able to withdraw from the bitch." "Oh," said the spinster, "Do you think that will work?" "Well," the vet replied, "IT JUST WORKED ON ME !!!!"

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Congrats and good luck Chili. At least he can't get pregnant...

Some good ones there....LOL

Welcome to the family of Idiots Zapper.

LMAO but I would kill the bitch/bastard....

That is some great news. Her and the family will still be in our families prayers.

Glad your enjoying the servers NecessaryEvil and welcome to the home of the Idiots.

Kitty go down the hole...LMFAO.

WiZiD - Another insult on crymod. Where do these people come from. What morons.... http://www.crymod.com/thread.php?postid=733305#post733305 I like your reply to him WiZiD. Very well put...

Welcome to the forums Dil.

That is what I figured also dawgy. Heard on the news that they scrambled two fighter jets because of someone breaking Air Force Ones airspace and they broke the sound barrier.

Now that I can see it, it is definitely a nice bike. I have the 2004 Classic myself.

Hope you get well soon Sam but I have to agree with the others that it looks nasty. My last one I broke my pelvis in two places and it hurt like hell but didn't look as bad as yours.

I have seen that one a bunch of times and it still makes me laugh. He is a great fisherman.

LMAO....good one widowmaker.

Awesome, my wife would love it as she is into skulls.