Down south, Bubba called
his attorney and asked,
'Is it true theys suin them cigarette
companies fer causin people
to git cancer?'
* 'Yes, Bubba, sure is true,'
responded the lawyer.
* 'And now someone is suin
them fast food restaurants fer makin
them fat an cloggin their arteries
with all them burgers an fries,
is that true, Mista Lawyer?'
* 'Sure is, Bubba.'
* 'And that lady sued McDonalds
for millions when she
was gave that hot coffee that
she ordered?'
* 'Yep.'
* 'And that football player sued
that university when he graduaided
and still couldn't read?'
*
'That's right,' said the lawyer.'
'But why are you asking?
* 'Well, I was thinkin... What I want to know is,
kin I sue Budweiser fer all
them ugly women I slept with?'