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That is just fucked up...

LMAO....now that is funny.

Two women were out for a Saturday stroll. One had a Doberman and the other, a Chihuahua . . . . As they walked down the street, the one with the Doberman said to her friend, "Let's go over to that bar for a drink." The lady with the Chihuahua said, "We can't go in there...we've got the dogs with us." The one with the Doberman said, "Just watch, and do as I do." They walked over to the bar and the one with the Doberman put on a pair of dark glasses and started to walk in. The bouncer at the door said, "Sorry, lady, no pets allowed." The woman with the Doberman said, "You don't understand. This is my seeing-eye dog." The bouncer said, "A Doberman?" The woman said, "Yes, they're using them now. They're very good." The bouncer said, "OK, come on in." The lady with the Chihuahua thought that convincing him that a Chihuahua was a seeing-eye dog may be a bit more difficult, but thought,"What the heck," so she put on her dark glasses and started to walk in. Once again the bouncer said, "Sorry, lady, no pets allowed." The woman said, "You don't understand. This is my seeing-eye dog. The bouncer said, "A Chihuahua?" The woman said indignantly, "A Chihuahua? They gave me a fucking Chihuahua ?!"

Sounds to me like I am right Rascal.. Love ya anyway kid.

Hi beams right Bud?

Welcome to the IDIOTS HOUSE Magnus. I have played in the FT Server with you several times and you are a good player and sure determined to win...

Sounds to me like she has a boyfriend named Matt and she thinks he has a sexy voice... Am I close Rascal?

Sweet ride Mal. Love the paint job.

A farmer was selling his peaches door to door. He knocked on a door and a shapely 30-something woman dressed in a very sheer negligee answered the door. He raised his basket to show her the peaches and asked "Would you like to buy some peaches?" She pulled the top of the negligee to one side and asked "Are they as firm as this?" He nodded his head and said "Yes ma'am" and a little tear ran from his eye. Then she pulled the other side of her negligee off asking "Are they nice and pink like this?" The farmer said "Yes" and another tear came from the other eye. Then she unbuttoned the bottom of her negligee and asked "Are they as fuzzy as this?" He again said"Yes" and broke down crying. She asked "Why on earth are you crying?" Drying his eyes he replied "The drought got my corn, the flood got my soy beans, a tornado leveled my barn and now I think I'm gonna get fucked out of my peaches."

He is just a kid, still wet behind the ears... We don't go around bragging on ourselves here. If your good you know it and so does everyone else without breaking your arm patting yourself on the back. We play for the fun and the companionship. We are not just a clan we are also family.

Got one on my right upper arm of a wolf and underneath it says "Lone Wolf". Got it in 1969 when in the Navy but it's very faded now. Want to get it redone. Wife has a yellow rose on her right breast and a skull with indian feathers and tribal design across her back.

Glad you finaly got your tags JKM. Now that he is a member can we shove that shotgun up his arse?

WiZiD Nice job Sooth. Really wish I was there but fla. is nice and its great to see mom again. Just bought my mom and her room mate new recliners today. They were all smiles. Weather..... OMG how I missed the pouring rain, nothing like it anywhere! This is the only place I have ever been where it pours rain on one side of the street and is sunny on the other. Thanks Sooth for keeping an eye on the Hardcore server. :-) So, you like our liquid sunshine huh WiZiD?

A sexually active woman tells her plastic surgeon that she wanted her vaginal lips reduced in size because they were too loose and floppy. Out of embarrassment she insisted that the surgery be kept a secret and the surgeon agreed. Awakening from anesthesia after the surgery she found 3 roses carefully placed beside her on the bed. Outraged, she immediately calls in the doctor. 'I thought I asked you not to tell anyone about my operation!' The surgeon told her he had carried out her wish for confidentiality and that the first rose was from him: 'I felt sad because you went through this all by yourself.' 'The second rose is from my nurse. She assisted me in the surgery and understood because she had had the same procedure done some time ago.' 'And what about the third rose ?' she asked. 'That's from a man upstairs in the burn unit. He wanted to thank you for his new ears.'

LMAO...Thanks KusH

All of them are very good. Great talent in here. Might have to get out my software and see if I can still do them. It's been about 4 years for me.

LMFAO

Yeah Hager I can hear it now, "What's a record Dad?"

I didn't notice the shadow in the mirror or whatever of the face at first in the one tha Nightmare made for you. Very cool and it fits the name.

Happy Birthday Shadow and all the other July babies. Hope you all have many more to come.

As long as you don't try to suck start it Beers...

tsw 8.5 sure you will cuz then how will you talk with a flat face.. but i think it will be a good fight .for 2 rounds then its over.i dont think it will last longer then that I am not worried about Brock. I was going to take you and PrPleKusH along as body guards... Back to the fight though I think it will end in the first round unless Brock runs the whole round.

Brocks a pussy and I will tell him so to his face....LMFAO

Looked like a sparkler sticking out of his ass. Funny shit anyway...

You guys are true IDIOTS. The post went from Server stopped to Bare Naked Ladies to playing guitar and back to the server again... Only true IDIOTS could do that and not miss a beat.