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I am an IDIOT.

I'm in...62 going on 13. Very good post pwrcrzy52.

Hey merder, welcome to our forums and don't pay any attention to OLD HarryWeezer he is just full of....well you know what I mean.

Welcome aboard Lenstigater.

Welcome to the clan guys. Now you are real IDIOTS...

I see what your saying Shadow but I don't think I could consider you a second rate anything...

OMG I actually saw where 2 many beers posted. Rejoice, he is alive...

LMAO at chilli and savegsam.....

Thanks for all the work. Sounds like we will be having more fun.

LMAO..

Yesterday I was buying a 2 large bags of Purina dog chow at Walmart, for my dogs Winston, Chief, Gus, and Maximus. I was about to check out when a woman behind me asked if I had a dog. What did she think, that I had an elephant? Since I had little else to do, on impulse, I told her that no, I didn't have a dog, and that I was starting the Purina Diet again, although I probably shouldn't because I ended up in the hospital last time. On the bright side though, I'd lost 50 pounds before I awakened in an intensive care unit with tubes coming out of every hole in my body and IVs in both arms. I told her that it was essentially a perfect diet and that the way that it works is to load your pockets with Purina nuggets and simply eat one or two every time you feel hungry and that the food is nutritionally complete so I was going to try it again.. (I have to mention here that practically everyone in the line was enthralled with my story by now) Horrified, she asked if I ended up in intensive care because the dog food had poisoned me. I told her no, I had stopped in the middle of the parking lot to lick my ass and a car hit me. I thought the guy behind her was going to have a heart attack, he was laughing so hard! WAL-MART won't let me shop there anymore.

Only thing wrong with trying that is you probably would never get it again the rest of your life....

That is unreal. Nature can be so awesome.

TE_BUDMAN BluBurd where in Fl. do you live......... just a guess .............................. I'm in jacksonville Hey Budman, I live in Lakeland and am leased on with Rountree Transport & Rigging out of Jacksonville.

Back to what this post was about.... I agree with tsw and BluBurd that all the admins do a great job and most of the time it is a thankless one. My hats off to all of you.

LMFAO......good one bro.

Good job Shadow. That is sooooo funny.

So sorry to hear of your loss SOB. My thoughts and prayers are with you and your family.

Welcome to the forums Adam and like tsw8.5 said, join us in COD 5 DM Custom Maps sometime.

Glad you became an Idiot Nitro...

All I can say about the bottom picture is WOW...

Slow here also but not 3 to 4 minutes. Probably has to do with that attitude...

A little old guy is walking around in a supermarket calling out, Crisco, Crissssssscoooo!' Soon an assistant manager approaches and says, 'Sir, the Crisco is in aisle 3.' The old guy replies, 'Oh, I'm not looking for the cooking stuff. I'm calling my wife. She's in here somewhere' The clerk is astonished. 'Your wife's name is Crisco?' The old guy answers, 'Oh no, no, no. I only call her that when we're out in public' 'I see,' said the clerk. 'What do you call her at home?' 'Lard ass.'

Our prayers are with your father and the family Grey. Hope all works out.

Another nice one Arrienn. PWRCRZY52 wishes his was that big...