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Should be a good fight. I think and hope Shane will win. Never have liked Brock.

I think the temp one you have is nice not to mention HOT.

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I still like the fourth one but when will we see the others?

I am with you trolloc. The avatar is so so but the sig is great. Sorry Mal..

LMFAO

1. When I was born, I was given a choice - a big dick or a good memory....I don't remember what I chose. 2. Your birth certificate is an apology letter from the condom factory. 3. A wife is a sex object. Every time you ask for sex.....she objects. 4. Impotence: nature's way of saying...."No hard feelings" 5. There are only two four letter words that are offensive to men - 'don't' and 'stop', unless they are used together. 6. Panties: not the best thing on earth, but next to the best thing on earth. 7. There are three stages in a man's life: Tri-Weekly, Try Weekly and Try Weakly. 8. Virginity can be cured. 9. Virginity is not dignity, it's lack of opportunity. 10. Having sex is like playing bridge - if you don't have a good partner, you better have a good hand. 11. I tried phone sex once....but the holes in the dialer were too small. 12. Marriage is the only war where you get to sleep with the enemy. 13. Question: What's an Australian kiss? Answer: The same thing as a French kiss, only down under. 14. A couple just married were happy with the whole thing. He was happy with the Hole and she was happy with the Thing. 15. Question: What are the three biggest tragedies in a man's life? Answer: Life sucks, job sucks and the wife doesn't. 16. Question: Why do men find it difficult to make eye contact? Answer: Breasts don't have eyes. 17. Despite the old saying, 'Don't take your troubles to bed'.....many men still sleep with their wives!

Thanks for the quick fix Rick.

Today it's hung up on the Rostov map. Had 5 of us in there but could not do anything.

Love the saying. You could put "Solar panel for sex machine".

LMFAO....good one bud.

Welcome to the home of the IDIOTS Nutcutter.

Welcome to the forums Nano.

What is with the CTRAIN map in the Modern Weapons Server. Tried to go in there 5 times tonight when that map was up and it would get to joining the game and then close the game out. Any suggestions?

Damn, if he forgets to lock it down again I hope she don't post any naked pictures of him. That one was close enough...

Welcome KGB, you will be glad you are an IDIOT...

Preacherxi We are still doing the vacation next year right??????? How many would be into a get together in Fl just for the hell of it? I would be Preacher as I live in Florida. As far as that goes, I would be interested in other places depending on where it was and when.

Fraggedyann Whose nads you picking up? LOL I was picking up nades but I see what you mean Fraggedy, tsw was picking up someones nads...

We've all heard about people having Guts or Balls, But do you really know the difference between them? There is a medical distinction between Guts and Balls. In an effort to keep you informed, here are the definitions: GUTS - Is arriving home late after a night out with the guys, being met by your wife with a broom, and having the Guts to ask: 'Are you still cleaning, or are you flying somewhere?' BALLS - Is coming home late after a night out with the guys, smelling of perfume and beer, lipstick on your collar, slapping your wife on the butt and having the Balls to say: 'You're next, Chubby.' I hope this clears up any confusion on the definitions. Medically speaking, there is no difference in the outcome. Both result in death.

A truck driver sees a girl about to jump off a bridge so he stops. "What are you doing?" he says. "I'm trying to commit suicide," she says. "Well, before you jump, give me a blowjob." So, she does. After she's finished, the trucker says, "Wow! That's a wasted talent. Why are you committing suicide?". "My parents don't like me dressing up like a girl......"

Works for me...

Happy Birthday to all of you today or tomorrow whichever it might be...

Good song and good post Chili.

That's some funny shit but the worst part of it is I remember all of it...

Love it Chili. Have you seen Willie since he cut his hair? Sure looks strange.