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Teh_Force i'll check into it later on this week and if i may ask, how big is your sigh? trying to resize GNRLpain's Just right click on my sig and then click properties and it will give you the size.

Welcome to the IDIOTS forum Teh_Force and glad you enjoy our servers. Like I told GNRLpain, you should pick up a copy of COD5 and join us there sometime. Several members have just bought it for under $30. Again, welcome to the forums.

LMAO....An Island maybe?

OMG Bud. The hair has to go from the underarms...

Nice Maz. I have Vance & Hines on my Harley and you can't beat the sounds of them.

My own opinion, I didn't like it. Like some others said, it was very distracting and got in the way of where you where looking at times. It was neat at first but got old very quick. PS: I know opinions are like assholes, everyone has them.

I have mine posted and saved but on the big Idiot Map I also do not see anyones...

Primal, I don't know what to tell you but my thoughts and prayers are with all of you. God works in strange ways and has a reason for everything even though we might not see it at the time. I am sure that when the time comes you will have the right words and he will guide you through this. On a better note, congrats on a beautifull new son. Remember, we are all here for you.

I like Bud's rainbow.....

Two prostitutes were riding around town with a sign on top of their car which said: Two Prostitutes -$50.00. A policeman, seeing the sign, stopped them and told them they'd either have to remove the sign or go to jail. Just at that time, another car passed with a sign saying: 'JESUS SAVES.' One of the girls asked the officer, 'How come you don't stop them?!' 'Well, that's a little different,' the officer smiled, 'Their sign pertains to religion.' The following day the same police officer noticed the same two hookers driving around with a large sign on their car. He figured he had an easy arrest until he read their new sign: Two Fallen Angels Seeking Peter --$50

LMAO, cute Angel

Charlie was installing a new door and found that one of the hinges was missing. He asked his wife Mary if she would go to Home Depot and pick up a hinge. Mary agreed to go. While she was waiting for the manager to finish serving a customer, her eye caught a beautiful bathroom faucet. When the manager was finished, Mary asked him, "How much is that faucet?" The manager replied, "That's a gold plated faucet and the price is $500.00. Mary exclaimed, "My goodness, that is a very expensive faucet. It's certainly out of my price bracket." She then proceeded to describe the hinge that Charlie had sent her to buy. The manager said that he had them in stock and went into the storeroom to get one. From the storeroom the manager yelled. "Ma'am, do you wanna screw for the hinge?" Mary paused for a moment and then shouted back, "No, but I will for the faucet." This is why you can't send a woman to Home Depot!

Thanks Labob. Your allright in my book no matter what Chili say's about you...

Congratulations Marian....

Thanks Arrienn, I thought it was cute.

A man and his wife went to see a marriage counselor to try to work out some of their problems. Once they were seated together on the therapist's couch, the counselor said, " To start things off , let's talk about something the two of you have in common." "Well", the husband said, "neither of us sucks dick."

LMFAO

What an asshole. Love to see him get his ass kicked.

Agreed, funny as hell.

Gee, I wonder what the purpose of the show is... I'll bet you have to have big boobs to be on it...

Congrats bro and I hope all goes well.

Welcome to the family guys. Now you can tell everyone you are real IDIOTS...

Welcome to the family guys and I hope you enjoy being IDIOTS.

A man went to church one day and afterward he stopped to shake the preacher's hand. He said, 'Preacher, I'll tell you, that was a damned fine sermon. Damned good!' The preacher said, 'Thank you sir, but I'd rather you didn't use profanity.' The man said, 'I was so damned impressed with that sermon I put five thousand dollars in the offering plate!' The preacher said, 'No shit?'

Well I guess I was wrong. Brock won in the second round but should have lost in the 1st. The beating he took they would have normally stopped the fight.