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Hi Merlin not sure how old your PC is but once you start changing the graphics card etc you may need to upgrade the power supply - not expensive option but it may stop your system working at key moments in battle if not powerful enough

lol...brilliant!

Anew guy in town walks into a bar and notices a large jar filled with £10 notes,'Whets with the jar' he asks, 'if you put in a tenner and pass 3 tests, youkeep all the money' ..the barman replies. 'OK,'the guy says,handing over£10. 'Right the barman explains. 'first you have to down a bottle of chillitequila. Second, there is a pit bull in the yard with a sore tooth you have toextract with your bare hands. Thirdly, an old lady upstairs has never had anorgasm. Do what you must. 'Easy, the guy says, gulping all the tequila untiltears stream down his cheeks. Drunk he staggers out the back. Everyone hearsbarking, yelping and growling, then silence. Just when they think the man mustbe dead, he staggers back in.'Now,'he slurs, 'Wherezat ol'lady with the soretooth?'

definitly the one on the right, I would need to feed the one on the left first before banging her senseless...lol

hope for a speedy recovery Power...would like me to send my private nurse over to help you?

1981 & 2005 - Two Interesting Years Interesting Year 1981 1. Prince Charles got married. 2. Liverpool crowned soccer Champions of Europe. 3. Australia lost the Ashes. 4. The Pope died. Interesting Year 2005 1. Prince Charles got married. 2. Liverpool crowned soccer Champions of Europe. 3. Australia lost the Ashes. 4. The Pope died. Lesson to be learned: The next time Charles gets married, someone should warn the Pope............

Hi MadMonk glad you have joined the server as I know you are a great player on freezetag...kill ya later!

brilliant, very funny halfamind!

and there was no XI!!!! Clearly I had a very disadvantaged childhood as you can tell....

good to hear from you old wanker! p.s. is your wife free Tuesday's?

Hi Dot, definite candidate to be an idiot! Always a pleasure to play against you

lol! guess I need to be nice to you now

Many congrats....great choice!

sorry to hear that, I lost my best friend Daisy yesterday also who was 11 so I feel your pain. Picture shows her as a puppy...my how the years run fast...

brilliant, very funny!

http://www.noradsanta.org/en/index.html Happy Xmas Idiots!

thanks, I get a report on my custom built pc and send to you, all help appreciated!

made an interesting discovery tonight - when running xfire the game crashes after one or two games....exit xfire and the game runs no problems with no crashes. Maybe just my set up but it works for me!

yes thanks. I have a Q8300 quad core processor so I am guessing a patch will come out to maximise its potential...I hope

game plays well but then freezes occasionally - when I check task manager the game is using around 1.5mb of system memory which seems abnormally high? COD 5 runs at around 440 which is fine. Do you think it is a game problem, memory problem or no problem at all and is normal? Advice appreciated!

ADick Has A Sad Life..... His Hair Is A Mess , His Parents Are Nuts , His NeighborIs An Asshole , His Bestfriend Is A Pussy , And His Owner Beats Him!

Was done for Jeremy Clarkson's birthday...brilliant