Lunkster

Easy peasy... Pan's Labyrinth Your turn!!

Birthday? Where d' cake at?? Whatchu talkin bout there aintent no cake? Happy Birthday anyways

Welcome to the house of fun!!

The teacher asked the class to think about what they would like to be when they grew older. She got to Little Jonny and asked him the question. Jonnny looked straight at the teacher and without a pause he replied " When I grow older I wanna be a billionnaire, then I'll go to expensive clubs and when I'm there I'll find me a bitch and she'll marry me cos I'll buy her a million dollar pad in Vegas and a Ferrari to drive to the store and I'm gonna buy her a beach house in Miami and a private jet so we can go there and I'll buy her loads of jewellery and stuff and I'm gonna fuck her morning, noon and night!" The teacher was shocked but quietly moved on.... "Marie, what would you like to be when you're older?" Without a blink Marie replied "I'm gonna be Jonny's bitch!!"

I went to the store the other day, I was only in there for about 5 minutes. When I came out there was a motorcycle cop writing a parking ticket. So I went up to him and said, 'Come on buddy, how about giving a guy a break?' He ignored me and continued writing the ticket. So I called him a pencil necked jerk off. He glared at me and started writing another ticket for having bald tires! So I called him a horses arse, he finished the second ticket and put it on the car with the first. Then he started writing a third ticket!! This went on for about 20 minutes, the more I abused him, the more tickets he wrote. I could only imagine what the owner of the car will think when he sees all the tickets.

Little Johnny had a cussing problem and his father was getting tired of it. He decided to ask his shrink what to do.The shrink said that, since Christmas was coming up that he should ask Johnny what he wanted Santa to bring him. If he cussed, he should leave a pile of dog shit in place of the gift.Two days before Christmas, Johnny's dad asked Johnny what he wanted. Johnny said, "I want a goddamned teddy-bear laying right fuckin here beside me when I wake-up Christmas morning. Then, when I go downstairs I want to see a motherfuckin' train going around the goddamned tree, and when I go outside I want to see a red-assed fuckin' bike leaning up against the damn garage!" Christmas morning, Little Johnny woke up and rolled over into a big pile of dog shit. Confused, he walked downstairs and saw a bunch of dog shit around the Christmas tree. Scratching his head, he walked outside and saw a huge pile of dog shit by the garage. When he walked back inside with a curious look on his face.His dad smiled and asked..."So Johnny, what did Santa bring you this year?" Johnny replied, "I think I got a fuckin' dog but I can't find the muthafucker!"

Choose CenterParcs at Longleat in Wiltshire... Because it's only 10 minutes from home and because I'm a cheapskate bastard I could then get in on a day pass with one of you booking me in as a guest!!! Cumbria is too far, too cold and WAY TOO NEAR KAGE!!

And there in lies the problem with this fucking world today... Every one has to be politically and racially correct in case it offends the person standing next to them. Is Jeff Dunham therefore being racist with Achmed? Or ageist with Walter? And don't even start on Jose Jalapeno!!! Am I being racist when I say the Englishman, Irishman, Scotsman jokes from my younger days? So, remove your picture before it offends any colored people, before it offends fat people, before it offends kids and before HXTR attempts to lick his screen cos he can see some chicken!!

I have the funds you require. Please send your banking details to my branch of Bank Of Nigeria and I'll happily transfer all your funds for you...

And? I don't see the point you're trying to make here... This is OUR island, it's OUR weather and we fookin love it!!!

Oh woo... Oh yay... Oh joyous joy.... Richo's here!!! Woopdeedoop!!

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OK. See the difference? I CAN READ! I was also taught to spell correctly... Unlike some I could mention on here but I'm not going to embarrass Dadda... Ooops... And it's MATE not m8, I am no one's em eight

Here is a scroll wheel bridge for Kage... Get over it... It's allowed, just learn to fire quicker....

So sad but so true of kids today....

See... Kage camps for so long on a map he has time to set up his camera to take pics of himself reading hyped up tat

Took this screenshot of Kage playing CoD FT on server 1

Yes he is... What's your problem? Oh... Hang on.... That's me you're talking about.... Not always grumpy, usually only when Kage is on or Dadda is whining or T-Rat is just being T-Rat...

You mean the woman that sounded like Mrs. Dadda2? Oh she she felt, just not the ultra thin johnny...

I went out last night to the local disco... Whilst I was there they played a Chubby Checker record... So I did The Twist... Later on they played some House Of Pain... So I jumped around... Toward the end of the evening they played Dexy's Midnight Runners... I got kicked out...

If you have an "older" style mic, a jack pin one, try replacing with a USB one - I did and have not had error since

Another year unleashed from the bosom of the Motherland... Enjoy it while you can... We'll be back!!

I know not strictly >XI< but you ask anyone in CoD FT1 what Lunk goes like when he hears Roxy's voice.... Oh, muchacho! Ella me hace ir tonta P!nk, Bomb, Belle... Aw hell.... Y'all know that >XI< ladies be the finest....

Happy Birthday P!nk, have a wonderful day.