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A ventriloquist walks up to a Farmer and said "I'll bet I can make your horse talk." Farmer: "Horse's can't talk" Ventriloquist: "Sure watch this. Hi horse. How does you master treat you?" Horse: "Oh, he is good to me. He gives me food, water and he keeps me out of the sun." Ventriloquist: "I'll bet I can make you dog talk." Farmer:: "Dog's can't talk." Ventriloquist: "Sure watch this. Dog, how are you? Does your master treat you good?" Dog: "Oh! He treats me good. He gives me food, water and he plays ball with me." Ventriloquist: "I'll bet I can make your sheep talk." Farmer:said quickly "Sheep's fucking lie!!"

Nice one Harry haha, that's some funny shit

LMFAO!!!! haha, great video Damit haha

Bushape That's some funny shit there. That would be bad, very bad. The poor moron. Thanks for sharing this beautiful moment. lol I am gald you appreicated it

billyblade meanwhile, back at the ranch, the Lone Ranger disguises himself as a pool table. Tonto, not knowing, proceeds to rack his balls................. lol

Those guys are ture Idiots right there haha

Happy B-Day man

yeah, Happy Birthday to everyone on this day

Three explorers are captured by a tribe in the Amazon jungle. The chief is going to punish the intruders. He calls the first explorer to the front of the tribe and asks, "Death or Booka?" Well the explorer doesn't want to die, so he opts for booka. The tribe starts screaming BOOKA! and dancing around. the chief then rips the explorers pants off and fucks him in the ass. The chief calls the second explorer to the front and asks, "Death or Booka?" Well not wanting to die either, he opts for booka. The tribe again starts screaming BOOKA! and dancing around. The chief rips the second guys pants off and fucks him in the ass. The chief calls the third explorer to the front and asks, "Death or Booka?" Well the third guy has a little more self respect and thinks death would be better than being violated in front of hundreds of tribesman, so he opts for death. The chief turns to the tribe and screams "DEATH BY BOOKA!"

hxtr this always stopped the mama jokes.... I aint got a mom.... me and my dad share yours... works every time lol yeah that would stop it lol

lol, job well done on his part then lol and at the same time ewwwww

Lmao haha, at least tried got to give him that

ooh haha, ouch to that guys wife lol

lmao good one

hxtr damn that took a few reads to get that.. you sick fuck! lmfao hahaha

Boomer PimpedOutPete Here here! ++++++++ + 2

A husband feeling a bit horny goes to the bathroom and returns with 4 aspirin and a glass of water for his wife. He says, "Here honey, here are some aspirin and a some water." She replied, "but honey I do not have a headache!" He replied, "Thank God!"

The Lone Ranger and Tonto were riding on the range one day. The two came to a stop, where Tonto jumped off his horse and put his head on the ground to listen to see if anyone was coming. After a few seconds he rose and said, "Buffalo come." The Lone Ranger was amazed and proclaimed "Damn you Indians are smart, how the hell did you know there were buffaloes coming?" Tonto replied, "Face sticky."

lol, "I was explaining to my wife last night that when you die you get reincarnated but must come back as a different creature. She said she would like to come back as a cow. I said, "You're obviously not listening. " haha

If that is real that would be awesome lol, a chimp playin Cod haha

Congrats on 1000 post you whore haha, you earned it

Yo mama so fat God told her he had no room in heaven and the devil said there was no room in hell Yo Mama so fat her BMI is measured in acres. Yo Mama so fat when she went to the movies she sat next to everyone Yo mama so fat when her beeper goes off, people thought she was backing up Yo mama so fat her nickname is "Lardo"

I have a beer mug and next time the store is open I plan to buy some more for sure, nothing better than to drink a cold beer with XI on he mug

hahah, ah yo mama jokes,

OUCH!!!!!