3rdCdnInfty

lol

pretty cool

lmao haha, I love this show haha, awesome video Deerhunter

USAPLISKEN NickTheGrip 3rdCdnInfty lol, you say that and the wife says back no sex for a year haha So that's a normal marriage right, which is why they say a woman smiles so much at her wedding - because she knows she has given her last Blow Job!!!! Yep I believe that ben married 5 times its ben true every time yeah damn that sucks

Bigmeandean Shes your cousin! hahaaha

lol

UnChileno Big Deal ...I had a Pussy wink at me like that once.. are you sure it was a pussy and not a snake?

haha god damn that is hairy

USAPLISKEN Bigmeandean Nick why the hell dont you make your avatar completely unzip or are you just too stiff to say someting to her? ya +1 you go Dean un zip it all lol haha +2

Yop NickTheGrip 3rdCdnInfty lol, you say that and the wife says back no sex for a year haha So that's a normal marriage right, which is why they say a woman smiles so much at her wedding - because she knows she has given her last Blow Job!!!! mouahahah yeah probably, thats why I want to stay away from marriage for as long as I can

NickTheGrip Nice ones - Do they have Rednecks in Canada? LOL oh we have them for sure lol

lmao haha

lol, you say that and the wife says back no sex for a year haha

Merlin007 Alright, I watched it on the advice of Idiots. LOL. Was pretty funny.

Bushape Thats a good one. Nice redneck joke. Makes one wonder where people got these ideas. you know what I never really thought of how they come up with these but I hope not all of them are true haha

A redneck has five bucks and is horny, so he thinks to himself, "Maybe I'll go to that whorehouse I've been hearin' so much 'bout." The redneck walks in, approaches a very burlesque, good-looking woman and says, "I've got 5 bucks, give me your best." The man is immediately escorted to a room with a mirror, a couch, and a chicken in the corner. The woman shuts the door. The man reluctantly takes the chicken and finishes his business. He then realized that that was the best sex he'd ever had. The following week, the man brings $10 of his hard earned money, and offers it to the woman. He is the whisked off in to a small room with a few benches and a double sided mirror. The small room quickly fills with men and women alike. Two women walk into the room that the people are viewing. The two lesbians then proceed to make love on the table. The redneck nudges the man next to him and exclaims, "Damn, for 10 bucks, this is damn good." The man then chuckles and says, "You should have been here last week, we had a man screwing a chicken in there."

I thought Graceland was tacky. No kids in the back of the pick-up, it's not safe. Do you think my hair is too big? Honey, did you mail that donation to Greenpeace? The tires on that truck are too big. I've got it all on a floppy disk. Do you think this ball cap goes with this shirt? Damned if that polititian ain't honest! We're vegetarians. I'll have grapefruit instead of biscuits and gravy. You can't feed that to the dog. Trim the fat off that steak. I just love Opera Cappuccino tastes better than espresso. Wrestling is fake.

This guy walks into a bar in Alabama and orders a white wine. Everybody sitting around the bar looks up, surprised, and the bartender looks around and says: "You ain't from around here, are ya... where ya from,? The guy says, "I'm from Iowa." The bartender asks, "What th' hell you do in Iowa?" The guy responds, "I'm a taxidermist." The bartender asks, "A taxidermist... now just what th' hell is a taxidermist?" The guy says, "I mount animals." The bartender grins and shouts out to the whole bar, "It's OK boys, he's one of us!"

Morris Thanks all for the kind words, Italy is a beautiful place to be, although the work is hard, but dam I miss the gamming so when I get home I think you should all be nice and not freeze me ? eh hows about it ?? LOL haha lol, ok we will try

Hxtr don't forget to do this

Ruggerxi lol

lol good ones

welcome to the forums, remember have fun and play fair and maybe an admin will ask if you want to join, see you out there

Merlin007 I am reading 3rd's comment and not sure if I want to see the video so I won't... I am sure it's funny but the 'brown' part is turning me away. LOL haha you got to watch it

hxtr Merlin007 I am reading 3rd's comment and not sure if I want to see the video so I won't... I am sure it's funny but the 'brown' part is turning me away. LOL +1 LMFAO hahahahaha