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The Scottish bus driver was giving a tour of Scotland to a group of tourists. The tour went through the countryside and the driver would point out sights of interest. He drove by this one area and said, "Over there is where the Scottish PULVERIZED the English." They drove on a little further and the driver pointed to another area along the roadway and said, "This is the place where the Scottish MASSACRED the English." Not much further down the road the driver told his passengers that on the right was the great battlefield where the Scottish WHIPPED the English. About that time a man on the bus, with a stiff English accent, said, "My good man, didn't the English win any battles around here?" "Not when I'm driving the bus" was the response.

ROCKAPE Chest out soldier and wear it with pride,congratulations Bushape. lol awesome pic haha

RedRum - My medals Thanks for the new ones!!I am a huge idiot I just now noticed them.I need to be spanked,I mean slapped . spanked eh

USAPLISKEN NO NO Spank is good ;-) lol

Merlin007 Very tragic and unfortunate especially with his son watching. My hearts out to his family. I know, I was sicken to my stomach to know this and brought his son to a baseball game for some father son bonding and then he watches his dad dies, god I feel so bad for the son and family.

http://www.washingtonpost.com/blogs/early-lead/post/texas-rangers-fan-dies-after-fall-while-trying-to-catch-ball-from-josh-hamilton/2011/07/08/gIQAMVCY3H_blog.html Watch this video and read the article, I am so shocked at what happen

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lol nice, I will be there soon and haha funny avatar DiRTySancHez

BudSr haha lol I remeber that scene

There was a tour bus in Egypt that stopped in the middle of a town square. The tourists are all shopping at the little stands surrounding the square. One tourist looks at his watch, but it is broken, so he leans over to a local who is squatted down next to his camel. "What time is it, sir?" The local reaches out and softly cups the camel's genitals in his hand, and raises them up and down. "It's about 2:00", he says. The tourist can't believe what he just saw. He runs back to the bus, and sure enough, it is 2:00. He tells a few of the fellow tourists his story, "The man can tell the time by the weight of the camel's genitals!" One of the doubting tourists walks back to the local and asks him the time, the same thing happens! It is 2:05.p.m. He runs back to tell the story. Finally, the bus driver wants to know how it is done. He walks over and asks the local how he knows the time from the camel's genitals. The local says "Sit down here and grab the camel's genitals." "Now, lift them up in the air. Now, look underneath them to the other side of the courtyard, where that clock is hanging on the wall."

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FunStick 3rdCdnInfty Thats good and if I lived in the U.S I would sign one for you but I wish you all the best and hope your wife gets her visa and you two can live the rest of your lives together, goodl luck thanks man I apprecaite the thought.. just give us prayers. And once I get her home, we will be visiting Canada. I will keep you two in my prayers and thoughts and lol well hopefully you two can come here and enjoy the beauty of my country too, good luck

Thats good and if I lived in the U.S I would sign one for you but I wish you all the best and hope your wife gets her visa and you two can live the rest of your lives together, goodl luck

lol, all the quotes haha

dayton dayton HERE IT IS!!!!! hey, you got it working lol

CplMOFO "So that's a normal marriage right, which is why they say a woman smiles so much at her wedding - because she knows she has given her last Blow Job!!!!" sad.... it is sad

awesome man

dayton dayton dayton - GREAT MOVIE INSULTS..... NOW ITS FREAKING GONE..... ILL FIX IT TOMORROW.... lol

dayton I FEEL THIS DIDN'T GET ENOUGH VIEWS!!!!! CMON PEOPLE THIS IS FUNNY SHIT!!! hahaha, got to give it a big BUMP for more people to see it hahah

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hxtr NickTheGrip Nice ones - Do they have Rednecks in Canada? LOL I dont think that's possible Nick... the air is different up there... why do you think they are all called Canadians.. hahaha hey, we got some redrecks up here haha, you just have to really look for them thats all hahah

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dayton i know chris it is frustrating to have a shitty computer and try to play these games, i'm in the same boat. PLUS THESE GUYS ARE GOOD, REAL FUCKING GOOD. but just because your not getting alot of kills doesn't meen you should quit bro....it's a team game, there's no i in team haha...there is other shit to do besides get kills (that is the best though j/k) to help your team out. every group needs a point man, some unlucky bastard that has to go first and probably get wacked to draw the enemy out, cool thing about this game you get to radio back who,what ,where to everyone else and then watch that poor bastard get dropped lol. FUCK THOSE STATS MAN LOL!!!! IF I GET TO STAB WILDTHING OR GET 1 FREAKING KILL ON RESCUE OR SHOOT MEEK IN THE FACE OR THROW SOME SMOKE AND FUCK UP BADGERS LINE OF SITE.....THEN THATS A GOOD DAY TATER. XI ROCKS!!!! lol