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Angel I dont blame them.......I dont like u either. lol hahaha

TBB You area stoner if you can't focus well enough to read the list hahaha

lol

hahaha good one

lmao haha

Boomer yeah those years do fly by don't they! or did we just fly over them? lol

PigDog The Timmay one is freakin' hilarious! haha Timmay!!!!!! lol

PnBear lol

lmao haha nice one

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lmao, good one

Blackbart You might be a stoner if you post a long list that is really a short list repeated...LMAO... haha lol

For all my XI "pot heads" enjoy You know you're a stoner when you think your dog is talking to you but then you realize that the radio was on. You know you're a stoner when you stare at the t.v then realize it's not on. You know you're a stoner when you name your pipes/bongs. You know you're a stoner when you have a Gatorade bottle, tinfoil, a highliter, chewed gum and a big bottle cap, and make a bong that you call "el monstro." You know you're a stoner when you clam bake with your dog and you both drool over a Burger King commercial. You know you are a stoner if you watch Martha Stewart for days hoping she will show you how to make a bong out of an empty toilet paper roll. You know you're a stoner if you buy "KEMPS" ice cream just cause the name sounds like "HEMP". You also know you're a stoner if there really is "HEMP" in your "KEMPS". You might be stoner if you're vision is so blurred you have to watch the tv in the middle. You might be a stoner if breakfast consists of Fruity Pebbles with beer poured on top because you thought you needed beer worse then milk. You might be a stoner if in general conversation the word "weed", "pot" or "stone" gets your attention. You might be a stoner if you think pot will ever be legalized. Q. What do you call money that grows on trees? A. Weed! Q. How many stoners does it take to screw in a light bulb? A. None. That's why they got a lighter. Q. How many stoners COULD it take to screw in a light bulb? A. We don't know yet, we keep falling off the chair! Q. How many potheads does it take to change a lightbulb? A. Who cares, dude? It was too bright anyway, now pass the bong. Q. Why did the stoner cross the road? A. Who else would follow a chicken? Q. What do you call money that grows on trees? A. Weed! Q. How many stoners does it take to screw in a light bulb? A. None. That's why they got a lighter. Q. How many stoners COULD it take to screw in a light bulb? A. We don't know yet, we keep falling off the chair! Q. How many potheads does it take to change a lightbulb? A. Who cares, dude? It was too bright anyway, now pass the bong. Q. Why did the stoner cross the road? A. Who else would follow a chicken? And you really know your a stoner when you get to the end and some of these descirbed you haha

Angel I have nothing to say....... haha lmao

Boomer Boomer OMG, its almost gone! HELPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPP! oops, wrong place! lol

good ones

badmofof Nice work third !!!!!! lol haha, Badmofof where have you been, haven't seen you in FT

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fruittropics Woooohoooo!! Happy Early Canada Day EH!!!!!!! , I would party with you on Canada Day hehe

haha, yeah, some of those I do haha, You know the French equivalents of "free", "prize", and "no sugar added", thanks to your extensive education in bilingual cereal packaging.

You think the last words to The Star Spangled Banner are "Gentlemen, start your engines." You think Sherlock Holmes is a housing project down in Biloxi. You think TACO BELL is the Mexican Phone Company Your house still has the "WIDE LOAD" sign on the back Non Athletic Sport Created Around Rednecks You think Genitalia is an Italian airline. You carried a fishing pole into Sea World. Your huntin dawg had a litter of puppies in the living room and nobody noticed. You may be a Redneck if ...You and your dog use the same tree. Your father executes the "pull my finger" trick during Christmas dinner. You know yer a redneck when you take a load to the dump and bring back more than you took You think fast food is hitting a possum at 65 mph. You can get dog hair from out of your belly button. You have a bumper sticker that says, "MY MOTHER'S AN HONOR STUDENT AT SOUTH LITTLE ROCK JR. HIGH." Your family tree has no forks A seven course meal is a bucket of KFC and a sixpack. The Halloween pumpkin on your front porch has more teeth than your wife. You've been on TV more than 5 times describing the sound of a tornado You use a NASCAR credit card. That billboard that says, "SAY NO TO CRACK" reminds you to pull up your jeans. You have a close relative named "Cletus". You wish your outhouse was as nice as those at the state park. Last year you hid yer kids' Easter eggs under cow pies.

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You stand in "line-ups" at the movie, not lines. You're not offended by the term "Homo Milk". You understand the sentence, "Could you please pass me a serviette, I just spilled my poutine." You eat chocolate bars instead of candy bars. You drink pop, not soda. You know what it means to be on pogey. You know that a mickey and 2-4's mean "Party at the camp, eh!" You can drink legally while still a teen. You talk about the weather with strangers and friends alike. You don't know or care about the fuss with Cuba, it's just a cheap place to travel with good cigars and no Americans. When there is a social problem, you turn to your government to fix it instead of telling them to stay out of it. You're not sure if the leader of your nation has EVER had sex and you really don't want to know if he has! You get milk in bags as well as cartons and plastic jugs. Pike is a type of fish, not some part of a highway. You drive on a highway, not a freeway. You know what a Robertson screwdriver is. You have Canadian Tire money in your kitchen drawers. You know that Thrills are something to chew and "taste like soap." You know that Mounties "don't always look like that." You dismiss all beers under 6% as "for children and the elderly." You know that the Friendly Giant isn't a vegetable product line. You know that Casey and Finnegan are not a Celtic musical group. You participated in "Participaction." You have an Inuit carving by your bedside with the rationale, "What's good enough protection for the Prime Minister is good enough for me." You wonder why there isn't a 5 dollar coin yet. Unlike any international assasin/terrorist/spy in the world, you don't possess a Canadian passport. You use a red pen on your non-Canadian textbooks and fill in the missing 'u's from labor, honor, and color. You know the French equivalents of "free", "prize", and "no sugar added", thanks to your extensive education in bilingual cereal packaging. You are excited whenever an American television show mentions Canada. You make a mental note to talk about it at work the next day. You can do all the hand actions to Sharon, Lois and Bram's "Skin-a-ma-rinky-dinky-doo" opus. You can eat more than one maple sugar candy without feeling nauseous. You were mad when "The Beachcombers" were taken off the air. You know what a toque is. You have some memento of Doug and Bob. You know Toronto is not a province. You never miss "Coaches Corner." Back bacon and Kraft Dinner are two of your favorites food groups.

Thats a good one power

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