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Damit1 So let me guess who this GUY was lmao! So did you shit on the dog? haha lmfao

A guy goes to pick up his date for the evening. She's not ready yet, so he has to sit in the living room with her parents. He has a bad case of gas and really needs to relieve some pressure. Then, the family dog jumps up on the couch next to him. He decides that he can let a little fart out and if anyone notices they will think that the dog did it. He farts, and the woman yells, "Spot, get down from there." The guy thinks, "Great, they think the dog did it." He releases another fart, and the woman again yells for the dog to get down. This goes on for a couple more farts. Finally the woman yells, "Dammit Spot, get down before he shits on you."

damn!!

so thats where babies come from

baldie PimpedOutPete Tball You Twit +1 +2 +3

Thor!, how you doing, he is great player and he has killed me to many times lol

wlecome to the family

lmao haha thats great lol

lol haha

This should make every XI jealous haha

welcome to the forums and gald to see you like our servers, there great arent they lol, well I hope you enjoy your stay and have fun

lmao haha, goodones storm

dirtbag333 Hew wait a dag gum minute dair boy !! I resemble those remarks.... lmao haha

My pick would be Damit!, it would GodDamit! lol, because everytime he kills me I yell that and to be honest he kills me way to many times to be called just Damit haha, it's nothing fancy but it's perfect for him

Two guys sneak into a farmer's fruit garden and start eating the fruit. The farmer sees them and comes out with a shotgun. "Since you guys like fruit so much go pick 100 of which ever fruit you want," said the farmer. The first guy decides to pick grapes. When he gets 100 he goes back to the farmer. The farmer says,"now shove em' all up your ass." The guy gets all 100 up his ass. He feels really bad, but then he starts to laugh. "Why you laughing?" asked the farmer. To which the man replied, "My friend is out picking watermelons!"

An old farmer decided it was time to get a new rooster for his hens. The current rooster was still doing an okay job, but he was getting on in years and the farmer figured getting a new rooster couldn't hurt. So he buys a new cock from the local rooster emporium, and turns him loose in the barnyard. Well, the old rooster sees the young one strutting around and he's a little worried. So, they're trying to replace me, thinks the old rooster- I've got to do something about this! He walks up to the new bird and says, 'So you're the new stud in town? I bet you really think you're hot stuff don't you? Well I'm not ready for the chopping block yet. I'll bet I'm still the better bird. And to prove it, I challenge you to a race around that hen house over there. We'll run around it ten times and whoever finishes first gets to have all the hens for himself.' Well, the young rooster was a proud sort, and he definately thought he was more than a match for the old guy. 'You're on', he said, 'and since I'm so great, I'll even give you a head start of half a lap. I'll still win easy!' So the two roosters go over to the henhouse to start the race with all the hens gathering to watch. The race begins and all the hens start cheering the old rooster on. After the first lap, the old rooster is still maintaining his lead. After the second lap, the old guy's lead has slipped a little but he's still hanging in there. Unfortunately, the old rooster's lead continues to slip each time around, and by the fifth lap he's just barely in front of the young fella. By now the farmer has heard the commotion. He runs into the house, gets his shotgun and runs into the barnyard figuring a fox or something is after his chickens. When he gets there, he sees the two roosters running around the henhouse, with the old rooster still slightly in the lead. He immediately takes his shotgun, aims, fires, and blows the young rooster away. As he walks away slowly, he says to himself..... 'Damn, that's the third gay rooster I've bought this month.'

welcome

Labob I think Chile should get a computer my kill ratios all messed up sence he's been awol lmao haha

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Welcome to the forums man, enjoy your stay, play fair and have fun and maybe one day an admin will apporoach you about membership, 3rd

Damit1 3d's been drinking koolaid alone again! lmao hey!, its 3 parts vodka and 1 part koolaid hehe

Happy bday man

nice looking fish right there, nice catch

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