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3rdCdnInfty

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  1. lol haha, it was a great series so far and game 7 will be a great one with Vancouver winning
  2. Vancouver is going to win it tonight, they are home and they will have there fans with them
  3. lol nice one
  4. Hemps LOL! with some pulling or pushing, maybe a lil lube, they all should get out pretty easily is that what you say to your self after a night out haha
  5. 10. The monitor is up on blocks. 9. Outgoing faxes have tobacco stains on them. 8. The six front keys have rotted out. 7. The extra RAM ports have truck parts stored in them. 6. The numeric keypad only goes up to six. 5. The password is "Bubba". 4. There's a gun rack mounted on the CPU. 3. There's a Coors can in the cup holder (CD-ROM drive). 2. The keyboard is camouflaged. AND the number 1 way to tell if a redneck has been working on a computer is... 1. The mouse is referred to as a "critter".
  6. yes, you should have never let her play haha but just buy another computer lol cause it sounds like she is hooked and your now screwed but not in the good way lol, sorry bro
  7. lol haha and p.s if I was American I would have voted for Obama so he can stay there lol
  8. google you back?? just when I got accustomed...lol...))) Chili is back !!!!!!!!!! lmfao haha omg thats funny, starting from left to right, you got google, 2 many beers, then Chile and finally Dirk haha
  9. deerejon Heheh......which reminds me.... A sailor, a nun and a parrot walk into a bar...the bartender says...."what is this...a fuckin' joke??" haha lol
  10. One morning a boy got up and was leaving the house with a hand full of chicken wire. His father said, 'Son, where are you going?' The son replied, 'I'm going to catch me some chickens.' The father said, 'Son, you can't catch chickens with chicken wire.' But the son insisted that he knew what he was doing. Later on that day, the son came home with two chickens in his hand. The father thought, 'I guess he knows what he's doing.' The next morning, the son got up and was leaving the house with some duck tape. The father said, 'Son, where are you going?' The son replied, 'I'm going to catch some ducks.' The father yelled, 'You can't catch ducks with duck tape!' The son insisted that he knew what he was doing. Later on that day the son came home with two ducks under each arm. The father thought, 'Shoot, I guess he does know what he's doing!!' The next morning the son got up and was leaving the house with a hand full of pussywillows. The father said, 'Hold up, son, let me put on my shoes!'
  11. Spartacus1968 3rdCdnInfty Spartacus1968 Luongo has a habit of choking.... He plays too deep in his own net. He reminds me of a slightly better Felix Potvin. I still think Boston in 6 games lol haha and Thomas plays to far out of his net lol, Vacouver got to full of themselves but man are they going to come back and crush Boston lol, VANCOUVER, VANCOUVER!,VANCOUVER!! hehe Recchi with 3 assists! Looks Like Game 7 Huh? The B's got momentum going into Wed. Luongo is Mentally Weak!!!!! well maybe but lok at it this way, they had mometum after game 4, winning 2 straight but lost game 5 in Vancouver, Boston can not win away from home and Loungo is always better at home then away, it should be a good game 7
  12. Chile!, welcome back man, now get online so we can kill each other like before lol
  13. 1Deerhunter Being Canadian I will cheer for Vancouver . The real Canadian team is the the Canadians sorry Merlin and Chille but the facts are the facts. lmao haha, so true. the Leafs just suck haha
  14. One day, two rednecks named Bubba and Earl were driving down the road, drinking a couple of Buds. The passenger, Bubba, said, "Lookey thar up ahead Earl, it's a po-leece roadblock! We're gonna get busted fer drinkin' these here beers!" "Don't worry Bubba," Earl said. "We'll just pull over and finish drinkin' these beers, peel off the label and stick it on our foreheads, then throw the bottles under the seat." "What fer?" asked Bubba. "Just let me do the talkin', okay?" said Earl. They finished their beers, threw the empty bottles under the seat and slapped the labels on their foreheads. When they reached the roadblock, the sheriff said, "Have you boys been drinking?" "No sir," said Earl, "We're on the patch."
  15. Shamu Not to be overlooked is the good coaching call to stick with Luongo. so true, Louongo brought them this far, might as well let him finish it
  16. Game 6 tonight and I have a feeling that Vancouver will be taking home the cup!!!
  17. Lmao haha, good one Wolfy
  18. Once there was a family who was given some venison by a friend. The wife cooked up the deer steaks, and served it to the husband and children. The husband thought it would be fun to have the children guess what it was that they were eating. "Is is beef?" The daughter Katie asked. "Nope." "Is it pork?" the son Willie asked. "Nope." "Heck, we don't know, Dad!" Willie exclaimed. "I'll give you a clue," the Dad said, "It's what your mom sometimes calls me." "Spit it out, Willie!" cried Katie, "We're eating Asshole!!"
  19. A man enters a barbershop for a shave. While the barber is foaming him up, he mentions the problems he has getting a close shave around the cheeks. "I have just the thing," says the barber taking a small wooden ball from a nearby drawer. "Just place this between your cheek and gum." The client places the ball in his mouth and the barber proceeds with the closest shave the man has ever experienced. After a few strokes, the client asks in garbled speech, "And what if I swallow it?" "No problem," says the barber. "Just bring it back tomorrow like everyone else does."
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