narrarator:    cue the music 
roguekill:      filling bowl of perfect water bong with fresh cut purple kush topped with sprinkles of sweetooth hash 
roguekill:      pulling antique ZIPPO lighter from pocket 
narrarator:   music begins to stream thru 7.1 DOLBY surround sound headphones 
roguekill:      flips lighter open, creating great lighter fluid/wick flame,and moves it toward bowl of kush 
narrarator:   OZZY begins head banging performance 
roguekill:      feeling sigh of relief, and the beginning effects of the halucinagen, he leans back in his computer chair,takes a sip of his unique worldly brew(bud light) and clicks on XI server---- the feeling of uphoria takes over. 
narrarator:    roguekill finds many people on server including UNCHILENO AND TOOMANYBEERS 
roguekill:       In a sudden bout of schizophrenic panic, induced enhancely by the purple kush, and the fear of getting rocket grenaded, or worse....knifed from behind.... he gets his  Rock steady, silenced G3, and takes them all out. 
roguekill:        ahhhhhhhhhhhh......... the uphoria starts setting back in.... as he AGAIN pulls out the ZIPPO.