RogueKill

Was that my wife writing in?

I like it alot! Thanks again!

hows this!

This was one of my service writers at my last dealership-she is only like 5'3" hot hot hot!!

Hey Genisis, I'm new to <XI> and in need of a sig can you do something for me?? I have an Idea of what I want. They call me roguekill so what I was thinking was a comic thing, like me driving a tank over a terrorist and his eyes are real huge and i got a shit eatin smile . I got a helmet with goggles on it, and the terrorrist is holding an AK. I don't know if you can help me or not but if you can, just let me know and how much $$. Thanks I really appreciate it!

CHILI----I thought that was a locket with your picture on it!!

HA HA LOL!

Here is my first computer build/mod---built everything including the case.

I am a new member here looking for a signature, If anyone out there does that kind of stuff please let me know,cause I want to do t-shirts, hats, and stuff to. What I am lookin for is----cause my name is RogueKill<XI> "roadkill" --is like me on top steering an Abrahms tank with a helmet ,mic ,and goggles--goggles pulled up on helmet, BIG shit eatin smile on my face, running over terrorist(with turbine on his head and ied instructions in hand) I want his eyes REALLY big like something Gary Larson would do. I would like the 4th inf div. insignia somewhere in it and my <XI> name across the top or bottom( I was in B co. 124 signal, 4th INF div--84-90). If any one out there is interested let me know, we can go over details and $$. Thanks-- it means alot to me.

Tough crowd! Thanks for the help BlackBart and beers, I know who to shoot in the back when I'm on now! lol

People who point at their wrist while asking for the time. I know where my watch is buddy, where the fuck is yours? Do I point at my crotch when I ask where the bathroom is? People who are willing to get off their ass to search the entire room for the TV remote because they refuse to walk to the TV and change the channel manually. When people say "Oh you just want to have your cake and eat it too". Fuck off. What good is a goddamn cake if you can't eat it? What, should I eat someone else's cake instead? When people say "It's always in the last place you look". Of course it is. Why the fuck would you keep looking after you've found it? Do people do this? Who and where are they? When people say, while watching a movie "Did you see that?" No dick nose, I paid $9.00 to come to the theatre and stare at the fucking ceiling up there. What did you come here for? People who ask "Can I ask you a question?" Didn't really give me a choice there, did ya buddy? When something is "new and improved", which is it? If it's new, then there has never been anything before it. If it's an improvement, then there must have been something before it. When a cop pulls you over and then asks if you know how fast you were going? You should know asshole, you fucking pulled me over. When people say "Life is short." What the fuck?? Life is the longest damn thing anyone ever fucking does!! What? Are they going to fucking do something that's longer? When people ask "Can I BORROW a piece of paper?" Sure, but please don't return the favor! It's on god damn piece of paper! When you are waiting for the bus and someone ask you "Did the bus come yet?" If the bus came I would not be standing here asshole!

An old man went into confession and told the priest: "Father,I'm 81 married with six children and 13 grandchildren. Last night i had an affair and made love to two 18-year-old girls.Twice." "I see," said the priest. "When was the last time you were in confession?" "Never,Father", replied the old man. "I'm Jewish" "So why are you telling me?" "I'm telling everybody!"

HEHE I am an idiot, cause I really think we should stick together ---tough times are comin--the Internet is where we can help each other now, I would sure like to know who the people are I'm with and the whole American thing is with many we are 1-------------right? E pluribus unum

I feel like i'm with freinds here- my dad was 11th air assault/1st cav, my g-pa E-CO 42nd rainbow I was signal 4th ID--true-- red republi----- I mean AMERICAN-thank you Bart!Thank you for defending us--------most people don't know, but they live with the freedom, the freedom, they never think about......the freedom we defend. It Is'n't free.

Hey, I'm lookin to get some kinda "callsign" pic for my posts. I don't know what you call it -the pic at at the end of the post? I will pay for it cause I know it's alot of work- but I am picky! If anyone out there does that kind of stuff please let me know,cause I want to do t-shirts, hats, and stuff to. What I am lookin for is----cause my name is RogueKill<XI> --is like me on top steering an Abrahms tank with a helmet ,mic ,and goggles--goggles pulled up on helmet, BIG shit eatin smile on my face, running over terrorist(with turbine on his head and ied instructions in hand) I want his eyes REALLY big like something Gary Larson would do. I would like the 4th inf div. insignia somewhere in it and my <XI> name across the top or bottom( I was in B co. 124 signal, 4th INF div--84-90). If any one out there is interested let me know, we can go over details and $$. Thanks-- it means alot to me.

An old man in the nursing home got a bottle of wine for his birthday. He talked the old lady in the next room into sharing it with him. After they were both totally bombed, he started groping the old lady and pulling at her cloths. He managed to get her blouse and bra off before she stopped him. She said, "I can't do this, I have acute angina". The old guy says "God, I hope so, you've got the ugliest tits I've ever seen."

I dance like that sober, I think........the next time i'm sober, I'll let you know. lol

LOL That is some funny shit, Iwas gonna say I posted mine first but you posted it 3 mos. ago! lmao---------- See----- I knew I would make a good IDIOT!

A man escapes from prison where he has been for 15 years. He breaks into a house to look for money and guns and finds a young couple in bed. He orders the guy out of bed and ties him to a chair, while tying the girl to the bed he gets on top of her, kisses her neck, then gets up and goes into the bathroom. While he's in there, the husband tells his wife: "Listen, this guy's an escaped convict, look at his clothes! He probably spent lots of time in jail and hasn't seen a woman in years. I saw how he kissed your neck." If he wants sex, don't resist, don't complain, do whatever he tells you. Satisfy him no matter how much he nauseates you. This guy is probably very dangerous. If he gets angry, he'll kill us. Be strong, honey. I love you." To which his wife responds: "He wasn't kissing my neck. He wwas whispering in my ear. He told me he was gay, thought you were cute, and asked me if we had any vaseline. I told him it was in the bathroom. Be strong honey. I love you too!!"

I was just givin shit!! What...did I join a bunch of Idiots or what?? OH....Yea .....I guess I did WWWOOOOOHHHHOOO!

Hey Bobcalli, I was thinkin of expanding my horizons to crysis, but should I wait for crysis 2 so it doesn't screw me up or would I be better to break in on old crysis??? RogueKill<XI>

With all my name changes my bounty adds up to $476.00 that would put me 6th most wanted!lol

Once there was an old man sitting on a bench in the park crying. A younger man walked up to him and asked "What's wrong?" The old man replied "I am married to a sexy 21 year old woman who gives me two blowjobs a day and we have sex the minute I get home from work and right after dinner." The young man had a strange look on his face and asked "What's so bad about that? It sounds to me like you have a great sex life. " The old man replied "I can't remember where I live!"

LOL