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Belted

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    Belted reacted to ENG4INE in All Cod5 Servers Are Down   
    Well I was all stressed out over the servers being down, and then I rediscovered internet porn. I'm good now.
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    Belted got a reaction from -cracken- in My Dad's 1953 Buick Roadmaster Completely Being Restored!   
    Very nice Bigmeandean, more pictures would be cool!
     
     
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    Belted got a reaction from HellKid in My Dad's 1953 Buick Roadmaster Completely Being Restored!   
    Very nice Bigmeandean, more pictures would be cool!
     
     
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    Belted got a reaction from Unchileno in My Dad's 1953 Buick Roadmaster Completely Being Restored!   
    Very nice Bigmeandean, more pictures would be cool!
     
     
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    Belted reacted to BigPapaDean in Look At This Badass Shottie!   
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    Belted reacted to djMot in Top Gear Reliant Robin Space Shuttle   
    Try not to cheer.
     

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    Belted reacted to BigPapaDean in My Dad's 1953 Buick Roadmaster Completely Being Restored!   
    I remember this thing sitting out under the trees for decades because the motor blown and we couldn't afford to fix it. Now my brother is restoring it and wants to show it. I think its pretty sweet!
     

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    Belted reacted to skuzapo in Taxes   
    Not a joke but a good analogy
     
    Suppose that every day, ten men go out for beer and the bill for all ten comes to $100. If they paid their bill the way we pay our taxes, it would go something like this: The first four men (the poorest) would pay nothing. The fifth would pay $1.

    The sixth would pay $3. The seventh would pay $7. The eighth would pay $12. The ninth would pay $18....The tenth man (the richest) would pay $59.
     
    So, that's what they decided to do. The ten men drank in the bar every day and seemed quite happy with the arrangement, until one day, the owner threw them a curve. 'Since you are all such good customers,' he said, 'I'm going to reduce the cost of your beer by $20’. Drinks for the ten now cost just $ 80. The group still wanted to pay their bill the way we pay our taxes. So, the first four men were unaffected. They would still drink for free. But what about the other six men - the paying customers? How could they divide the $20 windfall so that everyone would get his 'fair share?' They realized that $20 divided by six is $3.33. But if they subtracted that from everybody's share, then the fifth man and the sixth man would each end up being paid to drink his beer.
     
    So, the bar owner suggested that it would be fair to reduce each man's bill by roughly the same amount, and he proceeded to work out the amounts each should pay. And so The fifth man, like the first four, now paid nothing (100% savings). The sixth would now pay $2 instead of $3 (33% savings). The seventh now paid $5 instead of $7 (28% savings). The eighth now paid $9 instead of $12 (25% savings). The ninth now paid $14 instead of $18 (22% savings). The tenth now paid $49 instead of $59 (16% savings).
     
    Each of the six was better off than before. And, the first four continued to drink for free. But once outside the restaurant, the men began to compare their savings. 'I only got a dollar out of the $20,' declared the sixth man. He pointed to the tenth man, 'but he got $10!' 'Yeah, that's right,' exclaimed the fifth man. 'I only saved a Dollar, too. It's unfair that he got ten times more than I!' 'That's true!' shouted the seventh man. 'Why should he get $10 back when I got only two? The wealthy get all the breaks!' 'Wait a minute,' yelled the first four men in unison. 'We didn't get anything at all. The system exploits the poor!' The nine men surrounded the tenth and beat him up.
     
    The next night the tenth man didn't show up for drinks, so the nine sat down and had beers without him. But when it came time to pay the bill, they discovered something important. They didn't have enough money between all of them for even half of the bill! And that, ladies and gentlemen, is how our tax system works. The people who pay the highest taxes get the most benefit from a tax reduction. Tax them too much, attack them for being wealthy, and they just may not show up anymore. In fact, they might start drinking overseas where the atmosphere is somewhat friendlier.
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    Belted reacted to RustyRifle in Sig For Lord Of Chaos   
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    Belted reacted to Astronomer in What's Up For Halloween?   
     
    You BASTARD! You said you'd keep this shot private! LOL!
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    Belted reacted to skuzapo in What's Up For Halloween?   
    Everytime I line my sights on Astronomer I'm gonna see that image now!
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    Belted reacted to djMot in Xfire   
    XFire is fine, and I know you are having difficulty with it dropping connection, but...
     
    To launch into a game, use HLSW (http://www.hlsw.net/) instead. Download, install, and use the HLSW icon on the XI front page to record a shortcut to the servers you prefer in HLSW. Learning curve should be minimal there. Advantage is you can see who's in a game before entering.

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    Belted got a reaction from -cracken- in Porn Objects To A Dog!   
    Too funny!
     
     
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    Belted got a reaction from -cracken- in Please Welcome Starpicket To Our Clan   
    Welcome to >XI< Starpicket!
     
     
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    Belted got a reaction from HellKid in Porn Objects To A Dog!   
    Too funny!
     
     
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    Belted reacted to HellKid in Please Welcome Starpicket To Our Clan   
     
     
     
    Dam you Jimboom!!!!!
     
    Stop sucking up IT'S my turn for the SUV this weekend!!!!! :)
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    Belted reacted to HellKid in Please Welcome Starpicket To Our Clan   
    A BIG WELCOME Dad, I mean Starpicket
     
    But in my opinion I think XI should up the age limit to 75 a note from their parents
    and use of the car with no questions asked.
     
    cheers mate
    HellKid:) :)
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    Belted reacted to BigPapaDean in Porn Objects To A Dog!   
    Try to imagine if there was a porn store just for dogs!
     

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    Belted got a reaction from -cracken- in Please Welcome Rustyrifle To Our Clan   
    Welcome to >XI< rustyrifle75!
     
     
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    Belted got a reaction from jimboom in Please Welcome Starpicket To Our Clan   
    Welcome to >XI< Starpicket!
     
     
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    Belted reacted to Hunter1948 in What's Up For Halloween?   
    ``As per your costume request TBB, last years Halloween party was a blast with both Merlin007 and Astronomer being center stage!
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    Belted reacted to WiZiD in Wow Nice Donation Wardragon>Xi<   
    Thanks for helping out in such a huge way. And of course to everyone else as well.....
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    Belted reacted to HellKid in 2 Many Beers I Need Help   
    Cheap Plate Chiller
     
    No KaptCrunch i think that’s where i f@*!ed up i should not have been a tight ass and splashed out for the therminator
     
     
     
    And screw the brewer shop he told me it was beer
    not cider no wonder it tasted like shit even when he told me to take smaller sips it still tasted like shit
     


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    Belted reacted to Labob in 2 Many Beers I Need Help   
    Man apple cider gives you uncontrolabe GAS serious stuff. I'd look for an apple genious and let lose on him. Remember in these cases depends is always a good choice.
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