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Slow death to cheaters , can't figure out why they would do it.

WolfTiS LMAO, good one Pond and a lot of guys probably feel that way.... Who ? me ? AHAHAHA

Liked the scraping noise

Fun shootin with ya JC , killya later and Chili crazy ? lol

To bad you're not playing COD , I don't understand these settings and would like to give Slow fry a run for his money , hehe

FUNNY STUFF

Judge |NL Reassess Your Computer Interactions It's time to reassess your relationship with your computer when ..... You wake up at 4 o'clock in the morning to go to the bathroom and stop at the computer to check your email on the way back to bed. You turn off your computer and get an awful empty feeling, as if you just pulled the plug on a loved one. You decide to stay in college for an additional year or two, just for the free internet access. You start using smileys :-) in your snail mail. When you hand-write a note and think... SPELL CHECKER'! You can't correspond with your mother because she doesn't have a computer. When your computer's email box shows 'no new messages' and you feel really depressed. You don't know the gender of your three closest friends because they have non-descript screen name and you never bothered to ask. Your family always knows where you are. In real life conversations, you don't laugh, you just say 'LOL, LOL' If your computer's internet connection goes down, you cannot settle to any other tasks. After reading this message, you immediately forward it to a friend! LOL, LOL

Judge |NL Boyfriend v Computer Husband Software Dear Tech Support, Last year I upgraded from Boyfriend 5.0 to Husband 1.0. What I have noticed is a slow down in the performance of the flower and jewellery applications, which had operated flawlessly under the Boyfriend 5.0 system. In addition, Husband 1.0 un-installed many other valuable programs, such as Romance 9.9, but installed undesirable programs such as Sport 7.3, NFL 3.2 and Tennis 4.1. Conversation 8.0 also no longer runs and Housecleaning 2.6 simply crashes the system. I've tried running Nagging 5.3 to fix these problems, but to no avail. What can I do? Your faithfully Desperate Susan Do what most most woman do ..... AHAHAHA

Judge |NL Calculating Farmer There was a young man named Ahmed who bought a donkey from old farmer Farouk for $100.00. The farmer agreed to deliver the donkey the next day. When Farouk drove up the next day he says, 'I am sorry but I have some bad news - the donkey is on my truck but he be dead.' Ahmed replies, 'Well then, just give me my money back.' 'Can't do that,' burrs the farmer, 'I went out and spent it already.' Ahmed sighs, 'OK just unload the donkey anyway.' Farouk then asks, 'What are you gonna do with a dead donkey an' that?' I'll raffle him off,' laughs Ahmed. The farmer exclaimed, 'Aargh, you can't raffle off a dead donkey.' But Ahmed with a big smile on his face tells Farouk, 'Sure I can. Watch. Just don't tell anyone the donkey is dead.' A month later the farmer Farouk met up with Ahmed and asks, 'Whatever happened to that dead donkey?' Ahmed answers, 'I raffled him off. I sold 500 tickets at $2.00 each and made a huge profit.' Totally amazed the farmer Farouk enquires, 'Didn't anyone complain that you had stolen their money because you lied about the donkey being dead?' 'The only one who found out about the donkey being dead was the raffle winner,' chuckled Ahmed, 'so when he came to claim his prize I gave him his $2.00 back plus $200.00 extra, which is double the going value of a dead donkey, so he thought I was a great fellow.' AHAHAHA

Judge |NL Calculating Farmer There was a young man named Ahmed who bought a donkey from old farmer Farouk for $100.00. The farmer agreed to deliver the donkey the next day. When Farouk drove up the next day he says, 'I am sorry but I have some bad news - the donkey is on my truck but he be dead.' Ahmed replies, 'Well then, just give me my money back.' 'Can't do that,' burrs the farmer, 'I went out and spent it already.' Ahmed sighs, 'OK just unload the donkey anyway.' Farouk then asks, 'What are you gonna do with a dead donkey an' that?' I'll raffle him off,' laughs Ahmed. The farmer exclaimed, 'Aargh, you can't raffle off a dead donkey.' But Ahmed with a big smile on his face tells Farouk, 'Sure I can. Watch. Just don't tell anyone the donkey is dead.' A month later the farmer Farouk met up with Ahmed and asks, 'Whatever happened to that dead donkey?' Ahmed answers, 'I raffled him off. I sold 500 tickets at $2.00 each and made a huge profit.' Totally amazed the farmer Farouk enquires, 'Didn't anyone complain that you had stolen their money because you lied about the donkey being dead?' 'The only one who found out about the donkey being dead was the raffle winner,' chuckled Ahmed, 'so when he came to claim his prize I gave him his $2.00 back plus $200.00 extra, which is double the going value of a dead donkey, so he thought I was a great fellow.' hhhhhmmmm , good thinking

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HAHAHA don't let him hear that , you might stir him up on the forums too AHAHAHA

Got 1 in mine , boots fast and so far pretty reliable almost a year old , still not fast enough to go up against Slowfry

Shouldn't torment a cat like that hahaha

Yea , that looks like Dammit alright lol

My condolences Shamu

Thanks for the great responses and always a great time on the server.

Hi XI members , I was shooting em up on the cod waw ftg server and was asked if I did a intro yet so here it is . I 'm from Wisconsin , Milwaukee area , land of cow shit , beer farts and mosquitos they say hehe , I have a small business repairing and selling hottubs . I used to sail Lake Michigan in the summer and haul produce coast to coast in the winter . Since selling my boat and buying a home I've gotton into gaming . Cod waw is my first multi player game and enjoy it the most . Great shooting with you guys and fun learning about the maps also chatting with you . One question I have to Dirk is , what happened to the maps you had on Friday night ? , had to quit cause I couldn't see straight anymore lol

Thanks for the invite , I'll have to check into it