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  1. i love that guy.he is fkng nuts-great inventions
  2. im so sorry to hear this horrible news.be strong and kick its ass best you can.try to keep a good attitude and not get too depressed-this will help you deal with this better and extend your days with us.wish you the best.
  3. i think eventually it will be just a contact lens and you wont even notice it,i could see -say in 10-20years this will be just like computers in every home and everyone has a cell phone.its huge and is limitless its its possibilities-
  4. http://youtu.be/elXk87IKgCo amazing the next leap in technology-
  5. please take care of yourself! I hope you feel better soon...
  6. Three religious missionaries, an Orthodox Jewish Rabbi, a Catholic Priest and a pious Protestant Christian Missionary are caught by the local cannibalistic natives and are brought before the Chief. The Rabbi is forced forward at spear point. "You have tried to impose your religion on my village, and you must be punished. Do you chose death or Oonga Boonga?" Having no idea what Oonga Boonga is, he decalres, "God may have plans for me, and this could be a test of my faith. I choose Oonga Bonga over death". The villagers all gather around the Rabbi in a circle, and begin chanting Oonga Boonga, Oonga Boonga...Oonga Boonga. Just then 12 warriors appear, naked as the day they were born, all with huge, thick erections. They quickly strip the rabbi naked, and force him to the ground, one after the other forcing themselves upon the rabbi until they are all spent and the rabbi is a shivering, wreck curled up in a fetal position on the soil. The Chief motions for the Catholic Priest to step forward. "You have tried to impose your religion on my village, and you must be punished. Now that you have witnessed it, do you chose death or Oonga Boonga?" As the Priest had some experience of certain matters as an alter boy, he said a quick prayer and to the cheers of the surrounding villagers said aloud "I chose Oonga Boonga". This time 24 warriors came forward, each larger than the last, they took the priest from both ends at once, two at once in his arsehole, they abused him, used him, and left him bloodied and bruised, a soiled and broken man. The Protestant Missionary was ushered to the Chief, who again said, "You have tried to impose your religion on my village, and you must be punished. Do you chose death or Oonga Boonga?" The missionary stood up ramrod straight."I have seen the disgusting depravities you call justice. God doesn't want us to suffer in such ways or indulge in such barbaric repugnant behaviours. I gladly chose death and go to meet my maker, pure, unsoiled and in glory". There's a collective groan from the disapointed onlooking villagers. "Hmmmm", said the Chief. "You are a brave man, and as such we will honour you with the death of a captured warrior". . . " DEATH BY OONGA BOONGA!!!!"
  7. what an idiot
  8. ditto almost identical for those crooks at comcast*
  9. hated that commercial.omg im old!
  10. i need a hug
  11. HAPPY BDAY.
  12. u missed your calling now you live in a van down by the river playing call of duty 4.
  13. i just cant.
  14. never hear his songs daily on the radio but i swear every time we go on any road trip as a family all loaded up all of a sudden he on the radio along with slow-ride from fog-hat .we always joke about it.
  15. Ive started the aspirin a day thing in the am ill switch to night .stress is my killer.the only thing that takes the edge off is exercise which im back to other wise i get weird pains ive attributed to anxiety since i passed the strees and heart check months ago,its still scares me when it occurs since it mimicks a heart-attack-.gl and ty johnny
  16. happy bday christy-have fun-..
  17. im so sorry your family is going thru this.stay strong and dont do anything to land yourself in jail.karma has a funny way of catching up to scum.who knows what may happen to this subhuman one day far away from mess.his days are numbered my freind-just be aware of his whereabouts for who knows what tomorrow will bring.
  18. hey those triton engine have a design flaw that causes spark plugs to break on removal .at that point it turns into removing the cylinder heads and $2000.0.So some do many and buy a special removal tool that is currently out and charge to take the extrta time and remove that plugs that will break,its common at least 1 to 3 will break and removal is impossible without special tools or removal of the heads.-there are some class action suits -http://www.newsnet5.com/news/local-news/investigations/i-team-2000-spark-plugs-what-some-call-design-flaw-ford-calls-routine-wfts1331504090271
  19. that's just a shitty dealership that doesn't understand the value of that extended warranty policy.if I helped you I would have found out what the warranty covered.is there only one deductible for one visit or is it a shit policy that is a deductible for each covered component.90 percent have one deductible usually $100 per visit for covered items -no matter how many items-.So if you had the common policy I would have asked your permission to wait one hour while we look over and document any problems that were obvious on that vehicle and get everything covered for that one deductible visit and set you up with a loaner or rental car after my evaluation--Its rare when someone walks in with an extended warranty you don't find at least 2-3 things that arent covered and get 2-6 hrs labor pls parts/its golden. that was just a shit service person you dealt with and a poor managed dealership service department.
  20. this is the mos interesting thing ive ever seen-there are better quality versions that show even more clearly what occurs,some say its all shadows but no fucking way .gimme a break,too many coincidences hapening at precisely the correct time .weird shit-
  21. i thought it happens when two people are posting at the same time because it seems when i duplicate post there is a new post infront of mine immediatly and perhaps the page get confused and pauses and then we push post again and walla -got me-youd think it would be set up that it could only post once in that window?
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