HellTiger

I want to start this off by thanking Kleenex for selling these in 36-packs. I've put it on subscription, and if they want to start selling a 72-pack, sign me up. I have three reasons for needing this much Kleenex, and their names are Liam, Samuel and Hank. This is how it goes in this house. First the Kleenex disappears. Then the toilet paper. Then they go for fabrics. And you don't want it to get there, unless you're ready to invest in a five gallon drum of Fabreeze. This used to be a good Christian home. But it's not about moral judgment anymore. I'm way beyond that. I'm in survival mode. If I don't supply absorbent paper products, I'm going to find my dish towels hidden in the basement, stiff as aluminum. The other day, I almost cut my hand on a sock. I am sorry to speak so frankly, but with three teenage boys, a woman has got to be practical. The funny part is, they think they're being sneaky, with their 45 minute showers and sudden need for "privacy", as if I'm going to walk in on them journaling. They slink around the house like unfixed cats, while I try to announce my location at all times. No one needs to ask me to knock anymore. I knock on the walls. I practically wear a cow bell. I'm not looking to catch anyone by surprise, believe me. I'm just trying to get through this. The other day my husband was watching me unload the groceries, and he asks me, all sweetness and light, "Honey, what're you doing with all that Kleenex?" I about knocked him off his chair. https://www.amazon.com/Kleenex-Everyday-Facial-Tissues-Count/dp/B00B9OYLC4/ref=sr_1_1?ie=UTF8&qid=1467832119&sr=8-1&keywords=kleenex+facial+tissue%2C+white+%28pack+of+36%29#customerReviews

@@oRieN2k wait i thought this was my fake life... shit my life is backwards. Welcome to the forums!

http://www.bloomberg.com/news/articles/2016-07-05/waging-america-s-wars-using-renewable-energy#media-5

Iowa man jailed for shooting fireworks “because this is America” http://kwqc.com/2016/07/05/iowa-man-jailed-for-shooting-fireworks-because-this-is-america/

So, not so funny story: Someone in the apartment unit above us got STABBED. According to the cop who interviewed us, the attacker rang the upstairs doorbell, and when the guy answered the attacker forced his way in and stabbed the guy. You want to know what scary part is? I didn't hear a thing, thanks to my amazing HyperX Cloud 2 headphones. I got them on Amazon for $99.99 (free shipping). These things work as advertised! Probably the best noise cancelling headphones I've ever owned. 10/10 would buy again. Look at the very first review: https://www.amazon.com/HyperX-Cloud-Gaming-Headset-PS4/dp/B00SAYCXWG/ref=sr_1_1?ie=UTF8&qid=1467819675&sr=8-1&keywords=hyperx+cloud+ii#customerReviews

See @@Slackernet, @@Go0fLo0p knows my retarded posts will never end! Deal with it!

Congrats. You are now one of us! Gooble Gobble Gooble Gobble!

Juno traveled a total distance of 1.74 billion miles

Only took 5 years to reach Jupiter, that is insane. More on the mission: http://www.nasa.gov/mission_pages/juno/overview/index.html

@@TBB would know, he is my creator for sexual purposes...

Just try each method and see if it works after each one. Start with cleaning. If it doesn't work, wax. If that doesn't work, then do the sanding and rubbing compound. Buff with a microfiber cloth until it is clear. Might take like 10 min or so but you can see it as the rubbing compound works its magic. This video can help

Thank you so much @@TBB! it wasn't easy

26 NOW!

Also thanks for finally noticing I am a lady! it's about damn time!

Are you forgetting we are extreme idiots. Retarded posts and talking shit is what we do. You are not fucking around though. You are personally attacking everybody right now.

How could they be charged with hunting big game that is swimming if the guy just wanted to ride its dick....

You just told one of the original members of XI to STFU... This is not looking good. "We play for fun, we play with honor, and we strive to treat each other with respect and consideration. No one, member or guest, is above our Code." I do not see any respect towards our guests or members from you Slackernet. You've been with XI for less than a year just like me. This is just unacceptable behavior from a member and even worse being that you are an admin. You are held to a higher standard with your responsibility.

If they didn't record it they would have been fine http://bc.ctvnews.ca/man-riding-a-moose-video-leads-to-charges-under-wildlife-act-1.2968842

Moose* Welcome to the forums!

How could you let TBB ride you lake that joe?

@@XjCrAzY @@hxtr I changed the link check it out. This is the ad that was up http://i.imgur.com/DBD5bxT.jpg