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I told her she had three beautiful children. My mistake. She didn't have to get all pissed off and threaten me with a bomb. It was an honest mistake....

Bubba's wife caught him blow drying his penis this morning and asked him what the hell he was doing. Apparently ... "Heating up your breakfast" wasn’t the right answer!

Whether or not you own guns - we all should stand by the 2nd Amendment! I especially LOVE the quote from Thomas Jefferson! THE MOST IMPORTANT RULES... > A; Guns have only two enemies: rust and politicians. > > B; Its always better to be judged by 12 than carried by 6. > > C; Cops carry guns to protect themselves, not you. > > D; Never let someone or something that threatens you get inside arms > length. > > E; Never say "I've got a gun." If you need to use deadly force, the first > sound they hear should be the safety clicking off. > > F; The average response time of a 911 call is 23 minutes, the response > time of a .357 is 1400 feet per second. > > G; The most important rule in a gunfight is: Always win - cheat if > necessary. > > H; Make your attacker advance through a wall of bullets . . . You may get > killed with your own gun, but he'll have to beat you to death with it, > cause it'll be empty. > > If you're in a gun fight: > If you're not shooting, you should be loading. > If you're not loading, you should be moving, > If you're not moving, you're dead. > > J; In a life and death situation, do something . . . It may be wrong,but > do something! > > K;If you carry a gun, people call you paranoid. Nonsense! If you have a > gun, what do you have to be paranoid about? > > L; You can say 'stop' or 'alto' or any other word, but a large bore > muzzle pointed at someone's head is pretty much a universal language. > > M; You cannot save the planet, but you may be able to save yourself and > your family. > > If you believe in the 2nd Amendment, please forward. > > > "Peace is that brief glorious moment in history when everybody stands > around reloading".--Thomas Jefferson

This is a story of a 16 year-old boy in London who won the World's Shortest Essay competition. He was awarded a scholarship for his imagination and humor. **** A university creative writing class was asked to write a concise essay containing the following elements: **** 1) Religion **** 2) Royalty **** 3) Physical Disability **** 4) Racism **** 5) Homosexuality **** The prize-winner wrote: **** *'My God,' cried the Queen, 'That one-legged nigger is a queer'.** * HAHAHAHAHAHAHA..............

Thanks Weed. Rapala's are the best. I havn't kept a fish in over 20 years now. My wife an kids don't eat them so I've been practicing catch n release for forever now....

WOW.......

Really Nice...Were u Trolling or Driftin Hering???

Poke and prod the spider with your mouse, also ‘grab’ one of its legs with your mouse and drag it around the screen -- tell me it’s not alive! Also anywhere on the floor double tap the space bar and it leaves little bugs for the spider to eat. Watch the spider go after the bugs and eat them. This is crazy and creepy too! http://www.onemotion.com/flash/spider/

This is Funny Stuff...Almost Sacrilegious

Great job with that Brown Bogleg..Here is one I caught yesterday on a dry fly (Sulpher)

How undocumented immigrants are getting over on the IRS http://www.wthr.com/video?clipId=7054149&topVideoCatNo=103348&autoStart=true

This would be humorous IF we were not being asked to SACRIFICE our heirs future earnings to pay for it!!!! Very enlightening - for those few who aren't already aware of how the "other half" lives..**** Nancy Pelosi's daughter is an aspiring film producer. **** She made this short but disturbing video which has caused quite a stir in the "progressive" community. **** I imagine her mother was furious..I know I am.**** Our tax dollars, hard at work!!!!!!!! **** http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=c2kGPdxkofo ****

This is so true! Ticks are out early this year, as are fleas! Please send this warning to everyone on your e-mail list. If someone comes to your front door saying they are checking for ticks due to the warm weather and asks you to take your clothes off and dance around with your arms up, DO NOT DO IT! THIS IS A SCAM!!!!!!! [/indent] [/indent] They only want to see you naked. I wish I'd gotten this yesterday.. I feel so stupid.

Senior citizen goes in for his yearly physical with his wife tagging along. When the doctor enters the examination room he says, "I will need a urine sample, a stool sample, and a sperm sample." The man, being hard of hearing, turns to his wife and asks, "What did he say?" The wife yells back to him, "GIVE HIM YOUR UNDERWEAR.......

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LOL....2-year-old takes over a Wedding Reception

I was in the pub on Saturday night. I noticed two large girls by the bar. They both had strong accents so I said "Hi, are you two girls from Scotland ?" One of them chirped, "It's WALES, you fu*king idiot !!!" So I immediately apologized and said, "Sorry, are you two whales from Scotland ? That's the last thing I remember!

True story, I never realized that the Marines in Korea had their own version of War Horse…. Reckless was a pack horse during the Korean war, and she carried recoilless rifles, ammunition and supplies to Marines. Nothing too unusual about that, lots of animals got pressed into doing pack chores in many wars. But this horse did something more….during the battle for a location called Outpost Vegas, this mare made 50 trips up and down the hill, on the way up she carried ammunition, and on the way down she carried wounded soldiers…without anyone leading her. Here’s of her story and photos to prove where she was and what she did…. HERE

Take a look at the following. If this doesn’t make you lol and just plain brighten your whole day – nothing will…………. Enjoy! http://now.msn.com/living/0327-ultimate-treadmill-fails.aspx

Just in case you ever get these two environments mixed up, this should make things a little bit clearer. @ PRISON You spend the majority of your time in a 10X10 cell. @ WORK You spend the majority of your time in a 6X6 cubicle /office. @ PRISON You get three meals a day fully paid for. @ PRISON You get FREE medical & dental work done @ WORK You get a break for one meal and you have to pay for it. @ WORK You pay for medical insurance that may or may NOT cover the work you need done @ PRISON You get time off for good behavior. @ WORK You get more work for good behavior. @ PRISON The guard locks and unlocks all the doors for you. @ WORK You must often carry a security card and open all the doors for yourself. @ PRISON You can watch TV and play games. @ WORK You could get fired for watching TV and playing games. @ PRISON You get your own toilet. @ WORK You have to share the toilet with some people who pee on the seat. @ PRISON They allow your family and friends to visit. @ WORK You aren't even supposed to speak to your family. @ PRISON All expenses are paid by the taxpayers with no work required. @ WORK You get to pay all your expenses to go to work, and they deduct taxes from your salary to pay for prisoners. @ PRISON You spend most of your life inside bars wanting to get out. @ WORK You spend most of your time wanting to get out and go inside bars. @ PRISON You must deal with sadistic wardens. @ WORK They are called managers. THERE IS SOMETHING SERIOUSLY WRONG WITH THIS PICTURE! Now get back to work.You're not getting paid to check your e-mails.

LOL This IS what will happen when we are forced to work after age 70. http://www.youtube.com/watch_popup?v=19THRdXxmaI

I also caught 7 Hybred Strippers as well......

I Caught about 35 Crappie last week...

To all my Jersey friends...... Sounds Like New Jersey ! Even If you never lived in NJ., you will recognize most of these artists ... it's fun and so New Jersey !

Enjoy this educational moment in American history. Can you name this strange old tool? Do you know what it is? Look below, read and learn. Tobacco Smoke Enemas (1750s – 1810s) The tobacco enema was used to infuse tobacco smoke into a patient’s rectum for various medical purposes, primarily the resuscitation of drowning victims. A rectal tube inserted into the anus was connected to a fumigator and bellows that forced the smoke towards the rectum. The warmth of the smoke was thought to promote respiration, but doubts about the credibility of tobacco enemas led to the popular phrase “blowing smoke up your ass.” This has been reintroduced in Washington D.C. , by the Obama Administration. It will be part of the New Health Care Program.