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LOL .......Good one Johnny......

Rated XXX Song...Raunchy But Funny This was on Tosh.0 the other Nite. They played the whole song except the 1st 21 seconds can u believe it.....

Today's Short Reading from the Bible... "And God promised men that good and obedient wives would be found in all corners of the earth." Then he made the earth round..............and he laughed and laughed and laughed!

Me too Johnny....LOL

!!!Boy Does this take me Back!!!!! Roy Rogers Cowboy Hat http://bgdlite.com/roy-rogers-cowboy-hat/

Wow Check this out....Amazing!! http://www.youtube.com/watch_popup?v=UJrSUHK9Luw

This was done once on the Johnny Carson Show. Good thing he taped it because it was never done again. It is one of the most hilarious skits Steve Martin did and he doesn't say a word. The Great Flydini http://rubytooth.com/link/45516

A little WWII History for ya http://www.youtube.com/embed/ie3SrjLlcUY

http://www.youtube.com/watch_popup?v=qrhSf8CEgC8

It Guessed me Dead Right.............. YOU CAN'T HEAR YOUR OWN ACCENT, just like you can't see your eyes move in a mirror. But you CAN determine what accent you have with this short test... http://gotoquiz.com/what_american_accent_do_you_have

My neighbor was working in his yard when he was startled by a car that came crashing through his hedge and ended up in his front lawn. He rushed to help an elderly lady out of the car and sat her down on a lawn chair. He said with excitement, "you appear quite elderly to be driving." "Well, yes, I am," she repliedproudly. "I'll be 97 next month, and I am now old enough that I don't even need a driver's license anymore. "The last time I went to my doctor, he examined me and asked if I had a driver's license. I told him yes and handed it to him. He took scissors out of the drawer, cut the license into pieces, and threw them in the waste basket, saying, 'You won't need this anymore,' so I thanked him and left!"

Reasons for Sensitivity Training for Men: * I was devastated to find out my wife was having an affair but, by turning to religion, I was soon able to come to terms with the whole thing. I converted to Islam, and we're stoning her in the morning! * The wife suggested I get myself one of those penis enlargers, so I did. She's 35, and her name's Carol !! * The cost of living has now gotten so bad that my wife is having sex with me because she can't afford batteries. * A man calls 911 and says "I think my wife is dead". The operator says, "How do you know?" The man says "The sex is about the same, but the ironing is piling up!" * I was explaining to my wife last night that when you die you get reincarnated, but must come back as a different creature. She said she would like to come back as a cow. I said, "You obviously haven't been listening." * The Red Cross just knocked on my door and asked if we could contribute towards the floods in Pakistan . I said we'd love to, but our garden hose only reaches the driveway.

LOL....Pretty Good

You got to listen to this. Funny and worth the price of admission lol. Brass Band..... http://www.wimp.com/brassband/

I became confused when I heard the word "Service" used with these agencies: Internal Revenue 'Service' - you notice how this one tops the list! U.S. Postal 'Service' Telephone 'Service' Cable TV 'Service' Civil 'Service' State, City, County & Public 'Service' Customer 'Service' This is not what I thought 'Service' meant. But today, I overheard two farmers talking, and one of them said he had hired a bull to 'Service' a few cows. BAM!!! It all came into focus. Now I understand what all those agencies are doing to us. Glad I could clarify this for you.

Sleepytime Pets The dog at the end makes it all worthwhile. http://www.youtube.com/watch_popup?feature=player_embedded&v=VRgQaOOZRo4

OMG!!!!!! LOL

LOL .......Check this Out Your link would not work for me http://now.msn.com/labor-pain-simulator-teaches-two-men-a-lesson-in-this-viral-video

Bud Abbott of Abbott & Costello Predicted This.....

http://www.youtube.com/embed/hUj65M4T1cg?feature=player_embedded

IT JUST COULDN'T GET ANY WORSE THAN THIS !!! Poor Little Guy.....

For all you military plane lovers out there.. Amazing shot C-17 heavy lifter on final approach http://www.c141heaven.info/dotcom/globemaster.php

Thought ya'll might get a chuckle out of this!! http://www.youtube.com/embed/Vt7FDTpzGvo?rel=0