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2 season tickets for sale. It’s almost Football Season . My wife doesn't like the person who sits in the seat next to us and will not attend any more games. I have included a picture with the view from the seats. Tickets will be sold to the highest bidder. Current Bid: $6,500 each

It Will be here sooner than you Think........ http://www.youtube.com/embed/xKy2lLNQYrI?rel=0

T.S.A. has disclosed the official Full Body Airport Screening Results: October 2012 Statistics On Airport Screening From The Department Of Homeland Security: Terrorists Discovered 0 Transvestites 133 Hernias 1,485 Hemorrhoid Cases 3,172 Enlarged Prostates 8,249 Breast Implants 59,350 Natural Blondes 3 It was also discovered that 335 members of the Senate and Congress had no balls.

Happy Belated BDay Rugger Hope You Had a Grreat Day

Funny One

WOW..... Sorry Rusty. We Can't imagine what you are going through. Great job and Great Song.

LOL....DJ Some Really Funny Shit

This morning I lucked out and was able to buy two boxes of ammo. I placed the boxes on the front seat and headed back home, but stopped at a gas station where a drop-dead gorgeous blonde in a short skirt was filling up her car at the next pump. She glanced at the two boxes of ammo, bent over and leaned in my passenger window, and said in a sexy voice, "I'm a big believer in barter, old fella. Would you be interested in trading sex for ammo?" I thought for a few seconds and asked, "What kind of ammo 'ya got?"

The Trout were in NY....The Bass Up around Mountain Lakes........

I've been fishing a lot lately check these pics out

And Many More Happy Healthy Ones to Come......

And Many More Happy Healthy Ones to Come......

People born before 1946 are called The Greatest Generation. People born between 1946 and 1964 are called The Baby Boomers. People born between 1965 and 1979 are called Generation X. And people born between 1980 and 2010 are called Generation Y. Why do we call the last group -Generation Y? Y should I get a job? Y should I leave home and find my own place? Y should I get a car when I can borrow yours? Y should I clean my room? Y should I wash and iron my own clothes? Y should I buy any food? Y should I do anything when I can get it all for FREE? But perhaps a cartoonist explained it most eloquently below... Just thought you might want to know "Y" we ended up with OBAMA for four more years!!!!

*They say that during sex you burn off as many calories as running 8 miles.* Who the hell runs 8 miles in 45 seconds?

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HOLD ON TO YOUR SEATS FOR THE RIDE OF YOUR LIFE !! Why Russian Police Always have dashboard cameras on..... amazing! http://www.youtube.com/embed/5RAaW_1FzYg?autoplay=1&modestbranding=1&rel=0&showinfo=0

Saw This on TV the other Nite Pretty Funny http://www.ispot.tv/ad/7tlp/hornitos-plata-tequila-any

At St. Peter's Catholic Church in Adelaide, they have weekly husbands' marriage seminars. At the session last week, the priest asked Giuseppe, who said he was approaching his 50th wedding anniversary, to take a few minutes and share some insight into how he had managed to stay married to the same woman all these years. Giuseppe replied to the assembled husbands, 'Wella, I'va tried to treat her nicea, an spenda da money on her, but besta of all is, I tooka her to Italy for the 25th anniversary!' The priest responded, 'Giuseppe, you are an amazing inspiration to all the husbands here! Please tell us what you are planning for your wife for your 50th anniversary?' Giuseppe proudly replied, " I gonna go back ana pick her up." The Enda

A chicken farmer went to the local bar. He sat next to a woman and ordered champagne. The woman said: "How strange, I also just ordered a glass of champagne." "What a coincidence," said the farmer, who added, It is a special day for me. I am celebrating" "It is a special day for me too, I am also celebrating!" said the woman. "What a coincidence." said the farmer. While they toasted, the farmer asked, "What are you celebrating?" "My husband and I have been trying to have a child for years, and today, my gynecologist told me that I was pregnant." "What a coincidence," said the man. "I am a chicken farmer and for years all my hens were infertile, but now they are all set to lay fertilized eggs." "This is awesome," said the woman. "What did you do for your chickens to become fertile?" "I used a different rooster," he said. The woman smiled and said, "What a coincidence."

A few years ago Ameriquest Mortgage ran a series of television advertisements with the theme "Don't Judge Too Quickly". Here are some of the best. http://www.liveleak.com/view?i=59b_1363799230

This is funny......... http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4BMUC4Yb4z4