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Yea Happy Birthday DJ

Modern medicine has finally found the correct and most accurate way to measure blood pressure for men. I had to forward this to the people I know who are interested in the latest health news...

Happy Birthday Johnny

Its not the Guns.....Our Penial System Sucks...The punishment doesn't fit the crime....Bring back eye for an eye, public hanging etc..New Jersey already has the strictest gun laws in the nation. You can't even hold a BB Gun in a store without showing your firearm ID card.

P..Man my thoughts and prayers are also with you. Yes this is a tough time of year but there never is a good time.....

Welcome aboard Roof..... MTNMAN

Hope you get better soon Wildthing....At least i missed you....LOL. My younger brother had something similar and had to have 8 inches of his lower intestines removed this past spring...OUCH...... MTNMAN

Impressive....

Happy Birthday an i wish you many more Happy Healthy Birthdays to come....

Probably trick Photography but cool anyway.... POOL LIKE YOU'VE NEVER SEEN! cid:A7ED0F18C8DC4BEB899A017ACBDF9188@WingPrayer http://www.youtube.com/embed/AeiEiSKAp5M?rel=0

This is Hysterical.... LMAO http://www.liveleak.com/view?i=510_1344196881

Makes you want to go for a dip.....

A great card trick with a story line. http://www.noob.us/entertainment/awesome-card-trick-sam-the-bellhop/

Ouch... This is Pretty Good.... http://www.youtube.com/watch_popup?v=Yn0ey0vePwI&vq=medium

WOW....Must Watch this Video

I hope u r right Drama.....Jury still out on this one.....But I don't think so.....

Happy Birthday PWR and many more Happy Healthy to ya.....

Read it and weep, folks. Welcome to America. YOU DON'T HAVE TO CHECK THIS OUT ON SNOPES - IT MADE FOX NEWS WHICH YOU CAN SEE THE VIDEO BY CLICKING ON BELOW! PRETTY SCARY FOLKS!!! This is really frightening. They sneaked another one in on us. New law makes it illegal to protest in Obama's presence This means that, wherever Obama is you do not have a right to ask him anything you want to. His secret service can have you arrested, fined, and imprisoned for more than a YEAR if you ask him something he doesn't like. Sounds more like Hitler than Lincoln? WATCH AND BE AMAZED AT HIS LATEST ATTEMPT TO STAGE A TAKE OVER OF AMERICA... May God have mercy on us!!!! HERE .... SEE IT FOR YOURSELF http://www.youtube.com/watch_popup?v=7SGWH3kirzg&vq=medium

Must Watch Video..... US SOLDIER DENIED SERVICE AT MUSLIM OWNED GAS STATION IN LOUSIANA NOT TAKEN LIGHTLY http://freevideocoding.com/flvplayer.swf?file=http://edge.ebaumsworld.com/mediaFiles/video/2197455/82596709.mp4&autostart=true

Check this Out Brad Paisley with Andy Griffith

I told her she had three beautiful children. My mistake. She didn't have to get all pissed off and threaten me with a bomb. It was an honest mistake....

Bubba's wife caught him blow drying his penis this morning and asked him what the hell he was doing. Apparently ... "Heating up your breakfast" wasn’t the right answer!

Whether or not you own guns - we all should stand by the 2nd Amendment! I especially LOVE the quote from Thomas Jefferson! THE MOST IMPORTANT RULES... > A; Guns have only two enemies: rust and politicians. > > B; Its always better to be judged by 12 than carried by 6. > > C; Cops carry guns to protect themselves, not you. > > D; Never let someone or something that threatens you get inside arms > length. > > E; Never say "I've got a gun." If you need to use deadly force, the first > sound they hear should be the safety clicking off. > > F; The average response time of a 911 call is 23 minutes, the response > time of a .357 is 1400 feet per second. > > G; The most important rule in a gunfight is: Always win - cheat if > necessary. > > H; Make your attacker advance through a wall of bullets . . . You may get > killed with your own gun, but he'll have to beat you to death with it, > cause it'll be empty. > > If you're in a gun fight: > If you're not shooting, you should be loading. > If you're not loading, you should be moving, > If you're not moving, you're dead. > > J; In a life and death situation, do something . . . It may be wrong,but > do something! > > K;If you carry a gun, people call you paranoid. Nonsense! If you have a > gun, what do you have to be paranoid about? > > L; You can say 'stop' or 'alto' or any other word, but a large bore > muzzle pointed at someone's head is pretty much a universal language. > > M; You cannot save the planet, but you may be able to save yourself and > your family. > > If you believe in the 2nd Amendment, please forward. > > > "Peace is that brief glorious moment in history when everybody stands > around reloading".--Thomas Jefferson

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