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An Ad from 1964 - when WD40 was first released... And not an innuendo in sight . . .

Why I'll never win on Wheel of Fortune... Apparently, the correct answer is “LUCK BE IN THE AIR TONIGHT”……. Who knew?

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A WHITE GUY IS WALKING ALONG A BEACH WHEN HE COMES ACROSS A LAMP PARTIALLY BURIED IN THE SAND. HE PICKS UP THE LAMP AND GIVES IT A RUB. TWO BLONDE GENIES APPEAR, AND THEY TELL HIM HE HAS BEEN GRANTED THREE WISHES. THE GUY MAKES HIS THREE WISHES AND THE BLONDE GENIES DISAPPEAR. THE NEXT THING THE GUY KNOWS, HE'S IN A BEDROOM, IN A GOLF-COURSE MANSION , SURROUNDED BY 50 BEAUTIFUL WOMEN.. AFTER HE MAKES LOVE TO ALL OF THEM, HE BEGINS TO EXPLORE THIS FABULOUS HOUSE.. SUDDENLY HE FEELS SOMETHING SOFT UNDER HIS FEET, HE LOOKS DOWN AND THE FLOOR IS COVERED IN $100 BILLS. THEN, THERE'S A KNOCK AT THE DOOR. HE ANSWERS IT AND STANDING THERE ARE TWO PERSONS DRESSED IN KU KLUX KLAN OUTFITS. THEY DRAG HIM OUTSIDE TO THE NEAREST TREE, THROW A ROPE OVER A LIMB AND HANG HIM BY THE NECK UNTIL HE'S DEAD. AS THE KLANSMEN ARE WALKING AWAY, THEY REMOVE THEIR HOODS. IT'S THE TWO BLONDE GENIES. ONE BLONDE GENIE SAYS TO THE OTHER ONE, 'I CAN UNDERSTAND THE FIRST WISH HAVING ALL THESE BEAUTIFUL WOMEN IN A BIG MANSION TO MAKE LOVE TO. I CAN ALSO UNDERSTAND HIM WANTING TO BE A MILLIONAIRE. BUT WHY HE WANTED TO BE HUNG LIKE A BLACK GUY IS BEYOND ME.'

Classical talent !

Well Done Guinness!! This is a great commercial and message. Usually beer commercials are full of goofy characters and funny gags, but this one carries an important message. Guinness "Empty Chair" salutes the character of a community as they honor one of their own who is out of sight, but not out of mind. They remind us that a true test of character is what you do when no one's looking. https://www.youtube.com/embed/rx0MRawkrj4

This is my Favorite Movie Line....... http://www.bing.com/videos/search?q=bob+hope+zombie&FORM=VIRE2#view=detail&mid=BEF6DC9F8FEC5BD48BD5BEF6DC9F8FEC5BD48BD5 LOL

A definition of globalization that I can understand... Question: ​W​hat is the truest definition of Globalization? Answer: Princess ​ ​D​iana's​ death.​ ​ Question: How's that? Answer : An​ E​nglish Princess​ with an Egyptian boyfriend crashes​ in a French tunnel, riding in a German car with a Dutch engine, driven​ by a Belgian who was drunk on Scottish whisky, (check the bottle before you change the spelling), followed closely by Italian Paparazzi,on Japanese motorcycles, treated by an American doctor, ​ ​ using Brazilian medicines. This is sent to you by a Canadian, using American Bill Gates' technology,​ ​ and you're probably reading this on your computer, that​ uses Taiwanese chips, and a Korean monitor, assembled by Bangladeshi workers in a Singapore plant, transported by Indian truck drivers, ​ hijacked by Indonesians, ​unloaded by Sicilian longshoremen, and trucked to you by Mexicans who ​ are in the US illegally because the current president, born in Kenya and educated as a Muslim in Indonesia​ ​ refuses to enforce US law. That, my friends, is Globalization !

1. A girl is said to be grown up when she starts wearing a bra. A boy is grown up when he starts removing it. 2. We all love to spend lots of money buying new clothes but we never realize that the best moments in life are enjoyed without clothes. 3. Having a cold drink on hot day with a few friends is nice, but having a hot friend on a cold night after a few drinks - PRICELESS. 4. Breaking News: Condoms don't guarantee safe sex anymore. A friend of mine was wearing one when he was shot dead by the woman's husband. 5. Arguing over a girl's bust size is like choosing between Coors, Fosters, Carlsberg & Budweiser. Men may state their preferences, but will grab whatever is available.

• How does Moses make his tea? Hebrews it. • Venison for dinner again? Oh, deer! • A cartoonist was found dead in his home. Details are sketchy. • I used to be a banker, but then I lost interest. • Haunted French pancakes give me the crêpes. • England has no kidney bank, but it does have a Liverpool. • I tried to catch some fog, but I mist. • They told me I had type-A blood, but it was a type-O. • I changed my iPod's name to Titanic. It's syncing now. • Jokes about German sausage are the wurst. • I stayed up all night to see where the sun went, and then it dawned on me. • This girl said she recognized me from the vegetarian club, but I'd never met herbivore. • When chemists die, they barium. • PMS jokes aren't funny...period • Why were the Indians here first? They had reservations. • We're going on a class trip to the Coca-Cola factory. I hope there's no pop quiz. • I didn't like my beard at first. Then it grew on me. • Did you hear about the cross-eyed teacher who lost her job because she couldn't control her pupils? • When you get a bladder infection, urine trouble. • Broken pencils are pointless.

The phone rings, and the wife answers. A pervert, breathing heavily, says, "I bet you have a tight ass with no hair." Woman replies, "Yes I do, he's watching TV - whom shall I say is calling?"

After only 4 Hours i told them everything i know................

Imaginative http://www.chonday.com/Videos/biketruload2#.U8avtmaMqKk.email This guy has some serious biking skills. Incredible http://www.chonday.com/Videos/bubikelo2#.U8aw81P6J0U.email A guy in India loads his motorcycle on top of a bus. Inventive http://www.chonday.com/Videos/movetaiwn2#.U8awGf2e7Rg.email Taiwan movers get super creative when loading a truck. These movers come prepared for anything they might encounter.

I didn't see this coming!!!! Always keep your weapons stored securely . . . https://www.youtube.com/embed/qKHeXC7L85s?rel=0

New Threat in Southern California ! Investigative sources in California say that radical Muslims are planning to go on a rampage in the city of Los Angeles, killing anyone who is a U.S. citizen. Police officials fear the death toll could be as high as 9.

Two guys in their mid-twenties sitting at a bar having a beer. One of the guys says to his buddy, "Man you look tired." His buddy says, "Dude I'm exhausted. My girlfriend and I have sex all the time, three times a night every night. I just don't know what to do." A fellow about 65, sitting a couple of stools down overheard the conversation. He looked over at the two young men and with the wisdom of years says, "Marry her. That'll put a stop to that shit".

Q. How do you get fired on the first day in a Winnie the Poo costume, in a childrens' park? A. By putting your costume pants on ​backwards.