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Making This Gingerbread House.......

I was at the bar the other night and overheard three very hefty women talking at the bar. Their accent appeared to be Scottish, so I approached and asked, "Hello, are you three lassies from Scotland?" One of them angrily screeched, "It's Wales … Wales you bloody idiot!" So … I apologized and replied, "I am so sorry. Are you three whales from Scotland?” And that's the last thing I remember.

I was at the bar the other night and overheard three very hefty women talking at the bar. Their accent appeared to be Scottish, so I approached and asked, "Hello, are you three lassies from Scotland?" One of them angrily screeched, "It's Wales … Wales you bloody idiot!" So … I apologized and replied, "I am so sorry. Are you three whales from Scotland?” And that's the last thing I remember.

"Hello mom. I need your advice. Some of my boyfriend's cum is stuck in my hair. How do I get it out? Will I have to cut it out?" TEXT FROM MOM TO DAUGHTER: "It’s nice you can send me such a frank text. No, you won't have to cut it out. I've had loads of cum in my hair over the years and it will just wash out." DAUGHTER BACK TO MOM: "Oh my God, mom! I meant to spell gum."

By "Sal Monella" From The Bronx, This will Put You in the Christmas Spirit A Classic.!! Click here: "Sal Monella" tells the story of Twas The Night Before Christmas - YouTube

Happy B-Day Johnny WOW 62...But I'm right behind you.... lol this February...You will Like this web link http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8vCi5OIFv4A

Tell the truth Wild....You were playin freeze tag and got pissed and kicked the wall...lol No I Hope you make a swift recovery Wild, unless you can take 45 days workers comp of course.....

Look What I had to sit next to all the way from NJ to Hawaii........

lol ......good ones

Husband: “How can I help”? Wife: “Take this bag of potatoes, peel half of them and put them in the pot.” Don't you criticize me........................................

Holy Shit SOB talk about A...Holes

Don't you just hate it? ...you get all dressed up ...looking good!... then you catch yourself in a mirror and REALIZE...you forgot the lipstick...the whole look gone to hell right there!!

Really Sad Song DJ...Thanks for lightning it up....

Be careful what you buy on eBay. If you buy stuff on line, check out the seller carefully. A friend has just spent $95, plus postage, on a penis enlarger. Bastards sent him a magnifying glass. The only instructions said, "Do not use in direct sunlight."

I was in the elevator when this busty lady got in. I was staring at her boobs, when she said, “Would you please press 1?” So I did. I don't remember much afterwards... Recovery time 2-3 weeks.

Do you remember the famous Olympic skier Picabo Street (pronounced Pee-Ka-Boo) Well, Picabo is not just an athlete; she is now a nurse currently working at an Intensive Care Unit of a large metropolitan hospital. She is not permitted to answer the hospital telephones any longer because it caused too much confusion when she would answer the phone and say, "Picabo, I.C.U." A good clean joke is hard to find these days - pass it on! (Admit it ... You're smiling)

My Thoughts and Prayers are with your Family Rest in Peace Casper

The history of the entire world, from the beginning of mankind, illustrated beautifully in just one photo.

I found this old school picture and I i'm not sure of the year exactly and I don't know who everyone is, but, I am 99% sure that's me in the back row on the right.