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Really Funny http://www.youtube.com/watch_popup?v=_UfwDEbKfNY&vq=medium

Soooo Sory Wild...My Thoughts and Prayers are with you and your Family. Even though he was 94 i'm sure you still wanted to have him around for much longer

That's definitely a blast from the past Johnny ......lol

When I retired, I could hardly wait to spend time enjoying my favorite pastime – fishing. I bought my own little fishing boat and tried to get my wife to join me, but she just never liked fishing. Finally, one day down at the Bait & Tackle Shop, I got to talking to Sam the shop owner, who it turned out, loves fishing as much as I do. We quickly became fishing buddies. As I said, the wife doesn't care about fishing. She not only refuses to join us, but she always complains that I spend too much time out on the lake. A few weeks ago Sam and I had the best fishing trip ever. Not only did I catch the most beautiful fish you've ever seen, only a few minutes later Sam must have caught its twin brother! So I took a picture of Sam holding up the two nice fish that we caught and showed the picture to my wife, hoping that maybe she'd get interested. Instead she says she doesn't want me to go fishing at all anymore! And she wants me to sell the boat! I think she just doesn't like to see me enjoying myself. What would you do? Tell the wife to forget it and continue my hobby, or quit fishing and sell the boat as she insists? Thanks, P.S. Enclosed is a picture of Sam with the two fish we caught.

So you take your boy to a ball game... Good father and son stuff right? Male bonding, right? You buy him hot dogs. He sees the home team hit one over the wall!!! But.... Will he remember the time spent with you? Will he remember the taste of the hot dogs? Will he often think of that boomer home run? NAH............ What will he remember?

In these tight economic times, you can't really be too choosy about a job opportunity...

Heads up! Beware of Dirty Can Lids....FYI Always WASH the top of a can, any can, before you open it. This includes the can goods you buy in the grocery store. On Sunday a family went to picnic with a few drinks in tin cans. Monday, two family members were admitted to the hospital and placed in Intensive Care Unit. One died on Wednesday. Autopsy results concluded it was Leptospirosis. The virus was stuck to the tin cans and consumed, without the use of glasses / cups. Test results showed that the tin was contaminated because mice urinated on them, and then it dried. The urine contained Leptospira. I Highly recommend to rinse the parts evenly on all soda cans before drinking it. Cans are usually stored in the warehouse and delivered direct to retail stores without cleaning. A study shows that the top of all beverage cans are more contaminated than public toilets (full of germs, bacteria & mouse/rat feces) So, clean it with water before drinking in order to prevent this from occurring. Please Share!

Thanks ......Really Funny Shit

I hate math......lol

Really Good Stuff Art Donovan died a couple of months ago. He was a graduate 1942 (I think) of Mt. St Michael High School in the northern Bronx. He was in the Marines in WW II. Take the time to watch this. Old Time Football. The way the game used to be played .Click here to view http://offtheedgehumor.blogspot.com/2009/09/football-player-art-donovan-on-johnny.html

OMG......Johnny Funny One

#1 John Wayne in The Searchers #2 Clint Eastwood in The Outlaw Josey Wales #3 Robert Taylor in Bataan #4 Robert Armstrong in 1933 King Kong

This is the new Miss Kentucky . The picture that will stay with her for the rest of her life: Make-up and hair style................... $500 New dress for the show..................$700 Giant stuffed bear........................... $300 Not knowing How to Hold the Bear with a Microphone in Her Hand .....Priceless!!!

Here is an actual sign posted at a golf club in Scotland 1. BACK STRAIGHT, KNEES BENT 2.. FEET SHOULDER WIDTH APART 3. FORM A LOOSE GRIP 4. KEEP YOUR HEAD DOWN! 5. STAY OUT OF THE WATER 6. TRY NOT TO HIT ANYONE 7.IF YOU ARE TAKING TOO LONG, LET OTHERS GO AHEAD OF YOU 8. DON'T STAND DIRECTLY IN FRONT OF OTHERS 9. QUIET PLEASE...WHILE OTHERS ARE PREPARING 10. DON'T TAKE EXTRA STROKES WELL DONE.. NOW, FLUSH THE URINAL, GO OUTSIDE, AND TEE OFF Did I read that sign right? In an office: TOILET OUT OF ORDER....... PLEASE USE FLOOR BELOW In a Laundromat: AUTOMATIC WASHING MACHINES: PLEASE REMOVE ALL YOUR CLOTHES WHEN THE LIGHT GOES OUT In a London department store: BARGAIN BASEMENT UPSTAIRS In an office: WOULD THE PERSON WHO TOOK THE STEP LADDER YESTERDAY PLEASE BRING IT BACK OR FURTHER STEPS WILL BE TAKEN In an office: AFTER TEA BREAK STAFF SHOULD EMPTY THE TEAPOT AND STAND UPSIDE DOWN ON THE DRAINING BOARD Outside a second-hand shop: WE EXCHANGE ANYTHING - BICYCLES, WASHING MACHINES, ETC. WHY NOT BRING YOUR WIFE ALONG AND GET A WONDERFUL BARGAIN? Notice in health food shop window: CLOSED DUE TO ILLNESS Spotted in a safari park: ELEPHANTS PLEASE STAY IN YOUR CAR Seen during a conference: FOR ANYONE WHO HAS CHILDREN AND DOESN'T KNOW IT, THERE IS A DAY CARE ON THE 1ST FLOOR Notice in a farmer's field: THE FARMER ALLOWS WALKERS TO CROSS THE FIELD FOR FREE, BUT THE BULL CHARGES. On a repair shop door: WE CAN REPAIR ANYTHING. (PLEASE KNOCK HARD ON THE DOOR - THE BELL DOESN'T WORK). We all need a good laugh, keep on smiling.

Romantic texting. So sweet and touching. An older couple had finally learned how to send and receive text messages on their cell phones. The wife, being a romantic at heart, decided one day that she'd send her husband a text while she was out of the house having coffee with a friend. She texted: If you are sleeping, send me your dreams. If you are laughing, send me your smile. If you are eating, send me a bite. If you are drinking, send me a sip. If you are crying, send me your tears. I love you. The husband, being a no-nonsense sort of guy, texted back: I'm on the toilet. Please advise.

Shortly after a British Airways flight had reached its cruising altitude, the captain announced: 'Ladies and Gentlemen, this is your Captain. Welcome to Flight 293, non-stop from London Heathrow to Toronto . The weather ahead is good, so we should have a smooth uneventful flight. So sit back, relax and..... OH, MY GOD !' Silence followed! Some moments later the captain came back on the intercom. 'Ladies and gentlemen, I'm sorry if I scared you . While I was talking to you, a flight attendant accidentally spilled a cup of hot coffee in my lap. You should see the front of my pants!' One Irish passenger in the back yelled... 'For god's sake ........ you should see the back of mine!!!'

Deer season will be here before we know it. SoI thought I'd better send out a reminder about what a Whitetail looks like!

My kind of exercise...LOL

As we slowly move through retirement, we need to keep ourselves occupied with small projects.........Like this guy. I know, I saw it right away too.... No safety glasses or hearing protection. And I caught something else that is really important: he has no gloves on. I might be up in age but I am still sharp as a tack.

Life This is perhaps the most profound philosophy I have heard in recent times: "Life is like a penis - simple, relaxed and hanging free...it's women who make it hard."