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So Sad.... But you have to watch it!

Adult Content LiveLeak.com - Best beer commercial ever. http://www.liveleak.com/view?i=750_1361955514

Today i was Beaten up by a Woman....I was in an Elevator when this Busty Woman got in.... I was stating at her Boobs when she asked would I please Press One... So i did........I don't remember much after that. They tell me my injuries will heal in time.

Q: WHAT IS AN AUSTRALIAN KISS? A: It's the same as a French kiss, but 'downunder . Q: WHAT DO YOU DO WITH 365 USED CONDOMS? A: Melt them down, make a tire, and call it a Goodyear. Q: WHY WERE HURRICANES NORMALLY NAMED AFTER WOMEN? A: Because when they come, they're wild and wet, and when they go, they take your house and car with them. Q: WHY DO GIRLS RUB THEIR EYES WHEN THEY GET UP IN THE MORNING? A: Because they don't have any balls to scratch... Nominated as the world's best short joke.... A 3-year-old boy examined his testicles while taking a bath. 'Mom', he asked, 'Are these my brains?' 'Not yet,' she replied.

This is Fucking Hilarious......... http://www.youtube.com/embed/Dl1i656Ja2I?rel=0

A recent study has found that women who carry a little extra weight live longer than the men who mention it.

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Only an Airline Pilot could be this creative. Senior Delta captain called in sick. Scheduler asked "What is the reason for your inability to report for your trip"? Captain replied "I hit my thumb with a hammer and it's all swollen". Scheduling was skeptical and asked the Captain to take a picture of his swollen thumb and email it to them. Captain said "OK".

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Two lawyers had been stranded on a desert island for several months. The only thing on the island was a tall coconut tree that provided them their only food. Each day one of the lawyers would climb to the top to see if he could spot a rescue boat coming... One day the lawyer yelled down from the tree, "WOW, I just can't believe my eyes. There is a woman out there floating in our direction." The lawyer on the ground was sceptical and said, "You're hallucinating, you've finally lost your mind." But within a few minutes, up on the beach floated a stunningly beautiful woman, face up, totally naked, unconscious, without even so much as a ring or earrings on her person. The two lawyers went down to the water, dragged her up on the beach and discovered, yes, she was alive, warm and breathing. One said to the other, "You know, we've been on this God forsaken island for months now without a woman. It's been such a long, long time... So... Do you think we should... well... you know... screw her?" "Out of WHAT?!?" asked the other lawyer.

Take a look at the video link below and watch it in full-screen. Some fellow has created a remotely controlled quadro-copter fitted out with a 100 round machine gun. Watch him as he has fun blowing up mannequins and cars. It is all done with a touch of humor but the reality is that this fellow has created a very lethal killing machine that could be remotely controlled and come into your yard, or house and kill everyone there. Then fly away or self-destructed. http://www.youtube.com/watch_popup?v=SNPJMk2fgJU

I new it had to be a joke Wild......

New Jersey has issued a travel warning due to snowfall and bad road conditions. They suggest that anyone traveling in the current icy conditions should ensure they have the following: Shovel Blankets or sleeping bag Extra clothing including hat and gloves, 24 hours worth of food, De-Icer,Rock Salt, Flashlight with spare batteries, Road Flares or Reflective Triangles, Full gas Can, First Aid Kit and Booster cables............. I looked like a freakin’ idiot when I got on the bus this morning!

Funny http://fishhound.com/videos/bait-like-a-master---first-time

The word is................. Fluctuations I will never hear or see this word again without thinking of this joke. I was at my bank today; there was a short line. There was just one lady in front of me, an Asian lady who was trying to exchange yen for dollars. It was obvious she was a little irritated . . . She asked the teller, "Why it change? Yesterday, I get two huna dolla fo yen. Today I only get a huna eighty? Why it change?" The teller shrugged his shoulders and said, "Fluctuations." The Asian lady says, "Fluc you white people too" (You know you're laughing...)

It's important to remain active in retirement

This is just too funny. Whether you like Hillary or not.......it's funny. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BcnBCqPt67w

Native American Indian weather broadcast straight off of a reservation TV station in North Dakota: Finally, a weather report that doesn't take 10 minutes to explain with multiple graphics and words that you have no clue as to what they mean. This is direct and to the point!

Wife texts husband on a cold winter’s morning: “Windows frozen, won’t open.” Husband texts back: “Gently pour some lukewarm water over it.” Wife texts back 5 minutes later: “Computer really screwed up now.”