FUNky

In case of Emergency

I’ve got to find that one Lunky.

My go-to

I’m like Honey Badger, I just don’t give a fuck.

I’ll fight you right now!

I’m also technically USA but I am excited to bring my low ping and superior defrost skills to my brothers in The Dutch Maffia and FUNky!

I’m on there twice in everyone else unless one is josh or chicken.

Happy Birthday Little Sister!

Welcome @_GATOR_

Welcome @Hawk I baked a pie for you, I hope you like cherries.

Chicken Dinner for @Predat0r!

@Trailrtrash

I have decided to play for my home country in this competition so I will be taking my skills to Team Nederland! Here is my proof of residency DUTCH MAFIA & FUNky!!!!

I'm not sure what part of Australia you're in Aussie but 11am Central on Sunday is 4am on Monday in Sydney

Happy Birthday Justice!

It’s your day Wardogs, put your Pussy Hat on and strut around.

It will be 6pm CET for you @Jeroen v.2

I’m in. I guess I have to say USA but I identify as Dutch Mafia. I’m also Muskogee Creek so there is that issue to deal with and while I am a man I do enjoy the company of women and have spent copious amounts of time “in” a woman’s body. I was also engaged to a Jewish girl and attended a couple of Seder’s. Come to think of it I feel like most of you aren’t Americans at all just interlopers from other continents that came here and stole our land. With all of that in mind it will be not only insensitive but also racist, anti-Semitic and misogynistic to exclude me and restrict my ability to pick my own team. To summarize I am FUNky, one of the only true Americans and I choose to play all maps and I will switch teams depending on what I identify as each round. I appreciate your compliance without the need to involve the ACLU, Bureau of Indian Affairs, Southern Poverty Law Center and the Anti-Defamation League.

Aaaaaaaaand FU!

Happy Birthday Brother!

@Sharpe

@Jeroen v.2

That’s right son...