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FUNky

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  1. LOL, that's funny. You may be right about the website being the place to whine and bitch but is the open forum really the right place to do it?
  2. Sure, it’s poor form but there are a lot of things that are just as irritating. Are you also going to ban tubes or all explosives? What about cars? Those things as well as other gameplay type stuff are irritating as well. If you want to bitch about that shit, teamspeak is always open and you can come in and bitch to your hearts content. People might mute your ass if you get too obnoxious but to quote the famous poet Bobby Brown, “It’s my prerogative”. I’ve noticed a lot of longer term members like to quote the whole “This is an adult clan, so check your feelings at the door” mantra but those same people are the one’s that “Bitch Post” in open forums the most. (That’s a term for openly whining so if you haven’t “Checked Your Feelings” now would be a good time.) Whine and bitch all you like but “For the love of Pete” save it for teamspeak or members forums. Disclaimer- “This Post is in no way an indictment or personal attack on the OP or any member in particular.
  3. Love it @Sharpe! +1
  4. On the way to the butcher! Bone-In Ribeye anyone?
  5. Fluffy, first and foremost a big FU to you. Secondary to that, don’t listen to @ANGU5, it can only lead to humiliation and your ultimate demise. Welcome, and as long as you don’t do some stupid fucking name change, I hope you stick around. #FUCKYOUGODPUSSIES
  6. This thread has been screaming to get out for a long time. I know that I'm not the only one that feels the need to say this so without further ado, FU! @Wardogs411 you nerve wracking bastard! Stop shooting me from behind the roof or car or whatever else you are hiding behind, you shit!
  7. Who the hell are you???
  8. A nun gets into a cab and notices that the driver can't stop staring at her. So she asks him why is he staring and he answers, "I have a question I need to ask you but I don't want to offend you." The nun replies, "My dear son, you cannot offend me. When you're as old as I am and have been a nun as long as I have, you have had a chance to see and hear just about everything. I'm sure that there's nothing you could say or ask that I would find offensive." The cab driver hesitates for a moment and then says, "Well it's like this; I've always had a fantasy to have a nun perform oral sex on me." The nun replies, "Ok well, let's see what we can do about that, shall we. There are two conditions though - firstly you have to be single and secondly you must be Catholic." The cab driver is very excited and says, "Yes, yes! I am single and I'm Catholic too!" The nun then says, "Ok then, pull into the next alley." The cab driver does so and the nun duly goes ahead and fulfills his fantasy. They get back on the road and start driving again, but the cab driver soon starts to cry. The nun sees this and asks him, "My dear child, pray tell, why are you crying?" The cab driver says, "You must forgive me sister, but I have sinned. I lied to you - I must confess that I'm married and I'm also Jewish." The nun laughs and says, "That's OK, my name is Kevin and I'm on my way to a Halloween party."
  9. 9 here. You people are weird
  10. Definitely fake news. I’ll bet Kennedy is living on a private island with Marilyn Monroe.
  11. Here is one for you. About 25 minutes before Kennedy was shot a reporter at Cambridge News received an anonymous phone call. The caller just said that he should call the US Embassy in London for some major news. docid-32389044[1].pdf
  12. I'm with you on the Never Shave November but I'm actually doing the Never Shave Ever thing.
  13. Nice Michelob Ultra, does your husband drink beer as well?
  14. I’m sure Jeroen won’t mind sharing the bed Queenie.
  15. Jeroen you can stay in my guest room but I’ll need you to do a little painting.
  16. I’ve got the accommodations under control, I’m just trying to find a way to save money for gas. Sassy, I did the math and I’ll probably need around four gallons for the round trip. Can you work up a plan for me?
  17. Never had an issue losing photos or setting up a new device...
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