...and tell me you're offended sensibilities wouldn't rather suddenly assuaged for the right number of $$$... for instance: tell me you wouldn't take a dump on somebody for $50,000. Heck, people do it for free in one fashion or another to each other on the daily. I have found that: The most unpleasant people either become friendly in turn...happily refreshed to see a modest expression of benign positive regard directed their way... or they're uncomfortably disarmed & abruptly disengage.... a 3rd will decompress, de-escalate & return commentary with a scripted dialogue running in their head, & you the stranger have unwittingly been given a script in a skit in an effort to solve t he unpleasant conundrum on repeat that needs resolution....to which you can respond, with empathy: "Hey, I'm sorry whatever's got you that upset, but I didn't do it...or something,. It really is interesting, as you accumulate the years, how people engage you with one or another 'script'...several times a day, if you pay attention....and when your loitering in kindly boisterous conversation with another, others are relaxed, more drawn to the good vibes....& that's when you flick 'em in the nose! Right On THE FUCKING NOOOOOOSE!!! (jk) :Have a great afternoon!!!