Timmah!

I can see why you would feel comfortably familiar in this group!

https://youtu.be/ODqv3ef0-ao

They're both fun, especially with the quality of camera phones these days.

Love calzones & pizza. I did the rough math once, & I've easily made in the neighborhood of 250,000 pies over the years...

Because being obligated to cook for a living would probably make my hobby unenjoyable to me. Thx for compliment. Cool thing is that one needn't attend formal training to become good at most any pursuit; especially in the age of the internet.

It is! =D. If you've never had it, do yourself the favor.

One of mine is a toasted Lenders Onion Bagel with cream cheese, Black Forest Ham, tomato & sprinkled with freshly cracked black pepper & kosher salt... man, kosher salt is so much nicer than table salt. What's your fav late night snack? Bonus for pics.

Got some videos....just gotta edit & upload...

Ymmv...

...the snacky-snack!

I've heard of lowballing, but gottdamn.. 10 points for a marjuana of GMO C00kies.... shit, I'm in on that deal if you can find it.

I wish

Lol, thing is: My mind's always doing more thinking than sometimes I like, out of proclivity, genuine curiosity; which by necessity if of an accumulating breadth & scope over time, encompasses consideration of the extremes. Contrasting & comparing to extremes is a debate tool, too now that I think of it...especially if it incorporates a false statement by someone debating you, & turns it on its head; for contrast...extreme contrast. But actually, in this instance, I was just bullshitting around....have no idea what the hell I'm on about, anyway.... may the greatness of the afternoon continue; especially in consideration that my local cable company just told me service may be interrupting because of a possible impending snow storm...So I'm like damn, gotta get all the shit-talkin' done I can: Cause there might be a dry spell... +(

...and tell me you're offended sensibilities wouldn't rather suddenly assuaged for the right number of $$$... for instance: tell me you wouldn't take a dump on somebody for $50,000. Heck, people do it for free in one fashion or another to each other on the daily. I have found that: The most unpleasant people either become friendly in turn...happily refreshed to see a modest expression of benign positive regard directed their way... or they're uncomfortably disarmed & abruptly disengage.... a 3rd will decompress, de-escalate & return commentary with a scripted dialogue running in their head, & you the stranger have unwittingly been given a script in a skit in an effort to solve t he unpleasant conundrum on repeat that needs resolution....to which you can respond, with empathy: "Hey, I'm sorry whatever's got you that upset, but I didn't do it...or something,. It really is interesting, as you accumulate the years, how people engage you with one or another 'script'...several times a day, if you pay attention....and when your loitering in kindly boisterous conversation with another, others are relaxed, more drawn to the good vibes....& that's when you flick 'em in the nose! Right On THE FUCKING NOOOOOOSE!!! (jk) :Have a great afternoon!!!

Y'all rubbed-off on me, bad influence, the lot. There's more than a couple who steer the conversation in that direction...I'm merely accommodating... yet no subject matter not already addressed by Mr. Stern, I'm sure.

Extra for scatalogical content...soon on only friends or whateve... for the right price, I'm sure someone would be happy to film my dropping a deuce on 'em...

You're just jealous your cousin is in the game.... . . . . . . . . . . . ..as a football...

Double post for emphasis?

Nuts on yer butt!

https://youtu.be/NZtJWJe_K_w?t=89 https://youtu.be/_3eC35LoF4U?t=155

In light of the overwhelming positive response, I am going to make this available as a limited-edition NFT!... & part of a series entitled: 'Fat Man in Repose'.

I've always been a fan of a dominant Offensive LIne that gives a decent quarterback the elbow room to make the opposing defense respect the passing game...which takes pressure off both the QB & the linemen & opens up the running game...

You've heard of them, no?

Seems you have Timmah's penis on the mind syndrome... He is quite handsome. Anyways, back to the question: Gonna have to source your buggery locally, old bean; surely there's someone who wouldn't mind 'rootin' around in the Haggis' for ya....