Timmah!

That Blackjack is a shady motherfucker. You'd have better luck going to a real casino.

...you can almost see it.

...post a shot of my wiener @ 1,200X

'cause I gottabuncharandomshitIcanp0st.

Dafuq? We just post random shit, like, even emojis?

Hey, get off the computer & get me those snacks.

Soo cute!

My buddy!

Loving the weather here the last few days.

Never had it, so I can't say. Would try it just to see. Looks like Beef Hash or something. I'd prefer the cookies & ice cream, though. By the way Lebkuchen are the fucking BOMB.

=(

...from cookie & ice cream to Haggis in 4 posts. Lol.

It was probably the fucking Haggis. I mean look at this shit:

Yummy. Ever had Lebkuchen?

20-something years ago??...turn of the century/millenium??? ...was staying perpetually high & mastering Need For Speed to the point I could run all the tracks full-bore while just tapping the hand brake here and there. Someone in the 20's saying they're getting old...wish I was 'getting old.'

...and why is this funny, Mr.? Hmmm?

Seriously though, oldest thing I still have is my Colecovision from 1982 , which was a console.

Why yes. The OG retro hand held:

What's crazy is the price volatility; especially as of the last year... they've been as low as ~$500 & as high as ~$1,000. Unless you're in a rush, give it time to come back down a couple hundred bucks. One of my favorite sites across which I've come is camelcamelcamel.com It's a free price history tracker for Amazon items; all you do is enter the product's url & get a look at the price behavior & how far above or below it's average it currently is priced, as a good measure of whether to buy or wait. At least that's how I use it. Here's the link for the .357 pellet rifle. =P https://camelcamelcamel.com/product/B00T9S3OBQ

That cat's paw is as big as his entire face!

Surprisingly, the technology was even used by Lewis & Clark:

Check this out, bro. Think it's gonna be my next purchase: