Timmah!

Thought I'd buy me another fine Kentucky Bourbon. It's made by Jim Beam:

https://youtu.be/BJ1tNYfDZa4?t=46

Could also take a picture of the massive bm that is inexorably moving down the pike, scheduled for arrival n00n-ish tomorrow. ...or you could take my word for it. Surely you aren't asking me to chronicle my eating sessions. There's gotta be better thing to do than watch me eat.

well, there is them videos of me eating at the end of creating.

Good thing I don't have anybody to impress!

Don't go gettin' all bogan on me, git.

The names of the varieties, shit@ass. I think he told me Better Boy or something some weeks back.

Used Spicy Hot D0ritos, 1 pound (pre-cooked weight) hamburger, 1/3 head lettuce, 2 tomatoes, handful of extra sharp cheddar, & a few healthy plops of sour cream... & some Tapatio salsa picante.

Weed br0wnies & grabby spider monkeys; you freaky deaky boy, you. Gotta be interesting living in between them ears!

Nice, buddy! What varieties?

I like caulifower... and broccoli. Good stuff.

@RobMc Rutabaga?

Hey, when I close on them 20 acres or so, I'm gonna be a veritable redneck gentleman farmer. Have my own goat farm & everything. Some testy Llamas roaming the front acreage; the kind that like to spit a lot. Maybe some grouchy spider monkeys in the back wooded lot. Seriously, though; I am gonna have some livestock to munch on. ***upon which to munch*** (couldn't help myself).

So, wait; what? The geese tamed the sm0kers with Cheerios?

Bro, that pic; you look like you coulda been a judge, insurance salesman or a pastor. What was your profession?

Seriously, I'm cool with them. They are sometimes annoying @ worst, when I'm under time pressure. They'll come to you if you approach with some dent corn or some other grain/food. On a tangent: When I worked at Freeman Lake during the Summers of my High School, There was a Mute Swan that lived on the lake. If you spent enough time, you could call her in, feed her from your hand, & even stroke her neck as she ate. Was really cool & worth the time invested. Remembering her cooing sounds when greeting as she approached still brings a smile to my face.

We'll see how 'tough' they are when I turn one of their buddies into Foie Gras!

...been dealing with these particular bastages for years. They know who I am. It's a conspiracy.

I've done that... & the Census in 1990 & 2010. Update-leave enumerator, Nonresponse-follow-up enumerator. Edit the maps to reflect the structures & roads newly built & those no longer extant. Delivered pizza, rode my bike around here for miles when I was a kid. Shit, prolly know more about this area than most anybody as far as topography, geography, cartography. I ain't fucking around, I even time the lights & the order of their cycle if frequency of itinerary merits. This drunk fucker had me driving him around stopping @ ostensibly his buddies' houses... like 3 or 4 of 'em; have me waiting outside for 5 - 10 minutes. Last one he came out after almost 15, then told me he wasn't gonna pay. Explained to him that a retired sheriff's deputy owned the company. He paid up. This meth-head with a bloody t-shirt had me give her a ride waaaay into the country @ like 2:30 in the am. Looked thoroughly zooted on something. So many stories.

Right on. Also: Man, I've been hangin' around on & off for years; don't I get a sticker or somethin'?

A country ride from back in July:

...except when I'm driving with my knee here & there. This Civic is a great vehicle for delivery, nimble, agile, responsive, low center of gravity, & very responsive when you dump into a lower gear at the apex of a curve to push yourself back towards the center line. Thanks for the well wishes.

Except for the crashing into people & throwing lead downrange. It's actually kinda fun, seeing how quickly you can deliver.