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Great, here goes at least 2 hours of watching 80's music on youtube! THANKS A LOT!!!!!!!!!!

hxtr, i'm thinking Morris is needing "the" medal asap!!! I banned apple products from my house. I CANNOT STAND "I-CONTROL YOUR LIFE-TUNES"

Welcome!

Sorry to hear of your loss. Our prayers to you and your family.

Happy Birthday!

After completing the ref course go for the MMA training. That way when someone ticks him off, instead of taking it out on the refs he can make them think twice before ticking him off again as they are being helped off the ice! LOL Our local minor leage hockey team, age ranges from 16 - 22, train at a local MMA gym. They won it all last year. Sure makes it fun to watch when they are playing for the sport and not the fame and money.

Happy Birthday!

Happy Birthday!

Original ad: 55 gallon tank great condition.no scratches. comes with filter. $125. 484-***-****. CALL ME ONLY - NO EMAILS. 484-***-**** From Me to Felix *********: Hey, That fish tank is beautiful. I must have it! Is it still for sale? Mike From Felix ********* to Me: CALL THE NUMBER From Me to Felix *********: What number? From Felix ********* to Me: 484-***-**** From Me to Felix *********: I just called that number and nobody answered. From Felix ********* to Me: i never heard it ring. call again and leave a message if no answer. From Me to Felix *********: I just called again. Nobody picked up so I went to leave you a message, but it said your voicemail was full. From Felix ********* to Me: my voicemail isnt full the phone never rang. are you calling the right number? 484-***-**** From Me to Felix *********: I just called the number again and I got a fax machine noise. Is there a trick to dialing your number? From Felix ********* to Me: what trick??? its a phone number you just dial it! From Me to Felix *********: Are you sure you didn't give me the number to a fax machine? Would you rather communicate through fax? That would actually be easier for me. From Felix ********* to Me: NO! From Me to Felix *********: I wasn't sure what to do, so I sent you a fax. Did you get it? From Felix ********* to Me: DONT SEND ME A FAX From Felix ********* to Me: STOP SENDING ME FAXES From Felix ********* to Me: SERIOUSLY STOP TRYOING TO SEND FAX! IT WONT WORK BECAUSE ITS A CELL PHONE!!! From Me to Felix *********: Can't you just set your cell phone to fax machine mode? From Felix ********* to Me: what the hell is fax machine mode? cell phones dont have that! From Felix ********* to Me: OMG dude ENOUGH WITH THE FAXES!!!!!! From Me to Felix *********: Sorry, I set the fax machine to try sending the fax every fifteen minutes until it goes through. It was the office fax machine and I already left for the weekend. Can this wait until Monday? From Felix ********* to Me: NO IT CANT WAIT UNTIL MONDAY ARE YOU FUCKING KIDDING ME From Felix ********* to Me: GO BACK TO YOUR OFFICE AND CANCEL IT RIGHT NOW From Me to Felix *********: My apologies, I can't go back. I'm at the airport and my flight to Vancouver leaves in an hour and a half. I'll cancel the fax on Monday when I get back. From Felix ********* to Me: HEY! NO! FUCK THAT YOU BETTER FIND A WAY AND CANCEL THIS SHIT RIGHT NOW!!!! CALL SOMEBODY AT THE OFFICE MAKE THEM DO IT I'M FUCKING SERIOUS From Me to Felix *********: Nobody is at the office, it is 6:30! Actually, you know what? The janitor might be there. We are pretty good friends. Do you want me to contact him? From Felix ********* to Me: YES From Me to Felix *********: Okay, I gave him your info. He's going to call you shortly. I'm on the plane now and they are making us turn our cell phones off for takeoff. Good luck! From Felix ********* to Me: DONT HAVE HIM CALL ME YOU IDIOT JUST HAVE HIM CANCEL THE FAX From Me to Felix *********: This is an automated out-of-office reply from Mike Partlow: I will be out of the office on vacation in Canada until Monday, June 10th. I will not be checking my emails until I return. Have a great weekend, eh? From Felix ********* to Me: GOD DAMMIT From Me to Felix *********: This is an automated out-of-office reply from Mike Partlow: I will be out of the office on vacation in Canada until Monday, June 10th. I will not be checking my emails until I return. Have a great weekend, eh? =================================== I made another email account as Dave the Janitor... =================================== From Dave the Janitor to Felix *********: Hi there! Is this Felix? Mike told me to contact you about buying a fish tank. I'm Dave, the janitor at Mike's office. I tried calling the number he gave me but it sounded like a fax machine or something, so I am emailing you instead. From Felix ********* to Dave the Janitor: yeah hi dave here's the situation. mike has no idea how phones work and tried to send a fax to my phone using the fax machine at his office. now my phone is getting a call from the fax machine every 15 minutes. he said you can cancel the fax? From Dave the Janitor to Felix *********: Mike didn't mention anything about a fax machine to me. He told me to buy a fish tank from you and he'd get it from me on Monday. From Felix ********* to Dave the Janitor: oh jesus christ...no... he was supposed to tell you to cancel the fax that keeps calling my phone. are you at his office? can you stop the fax? From Dave the Janitor to Felix *********: So you aren't selling the fish tank? From Felix ********* to Dave the Janitor: look forget the fish tank just stop the fax machine, PLEASE!! From Dave the Janitor to Felix *********: Why are you so worried about this fax machine? Can't you just turn your cell phone to fax mode? From Felix ********* to Dave the Janitor: that isnt a thing! look im done screwing around here. just stop the fax machine, ok? From Dave the Janitor to Felix *********: Tell you what, I'll cancel the fax machine if you drop the price on the fish tank to $75. From Felix ********* to Dave the Janitor: look im in no mood to haggle with a janitor over a fucking fish tank. From Dave the Janitor to Felix *********: Excuse me? "with a janitor?" What is that supposed to mean? What if I had a fancy rich person job as an investment banker? Would you haggle with me then? I don't like your condescending tone, buddy. I know being a janitor isn't the most desirable job, but I gotta put food on the table for my kids somehow! Sorry I'm not an astronaut with a degree in brain surgery! You're in no mood to argue with a janitor? Well guess what? I am in no mood to turn off fax machines for a rude, snobby, patronizing fish tank owner! From Felix ********* to Dave the Janitor: i didnt mean to insult you. i like janitors. im sorry! can you please just turn off the fax machine! From Dave the Janitor to Felix *********: Fine. But I am telling Mike what you said to me and I don't think he will want to buy a fish tank from you after that. Are you this rude to your fish? Oh I'm Felix! Sorry, I'm in no mood to feed a goldfish! Maybe if you were a $500 Blueface Angel fish I would feed you. From Felix ********* to Dave the Janitor: ......are you done? From Dave the Janitor to Felix *********: Yes, I stopped the fax. Sorry it took me so long to figure out how to cancel it. I'm just a janitor. What do I know about fax machines? I don't have a fancy degree in fax machine engineering. From Felix ********* to Dave the Janitor: yeah yeah.... thats enough. thanks bye =================================== A few days later, from my original email account... =================================== From Me to Felix *********: Felix, I just got back from Canada to find out you were belittling my janitor? Dave is one of the best janitors I have ever had the pleasure of working with, so you better watch your mouth. You think you are better than him or something? Big words coming from a guy who doesn't even own a fax machine. You can forget about me buying your fish tank! Mike From Felix ********* to Me: good because im not selling anything to a stupid FUCK who cant even figure out how to dial a phone number!!!!!!! From Me to Felix *********: Please, stop harassing me and Dave. You've done enough. Leave us alone. From Felix ********* to Me: oh im harassing YOU? the dumbass who sets a fax to send me every 15 minutes and then LEAVES THE FUCKING COUNTRY? you know how many times that fax machine called me you stupid piece of shit you have the nerve to say IM harassing YOU? go fuck yourself you fucking fuckhead!!!!!! From Me to Felix *********: This is an automated out-of-office reply from Mike Partlow: Hola! I will be on vacation in Mexico until Monday, June 17th and will not be checking my email until I return. Adios, amigos!

Here is the original link. Apparently Craigslist wears their feelings on their shoulders, I say get over it, live a little. Craigslist should pay this guy, because of his ad can you imagine how many people visited craigslist to read this but went on searching for other stuff to buy? http://enid.craigslist.org/cto/4119280944.html%3c/div%3e

1997 Jeep Cherokee - $1750 (Enid, OK ) 1997 Jeep Cherokee (XJ) 220K Miles 4.0 L in-line 6 4WD AUTOMATIC Transmission Bright Red Straight Stock Crank Windows, no cruise, no tilt, no delay wiper, no nonsense POWER MIRRORS! Woo Hoo! $1750 Here's the deal, kids: This is a Jeep Cherokee. This is not a luxury SUV, or a maintenance-free disposable import. It has solid front axles, wind noise, and character. It's a Jeep. It rides like a Jeep. It drives like a Jeep. All of these are GOOD things. It is not new, it is not pristine, it is used. This will be apparent in the pictures. If you do not own a toolbox, have never changed your own oil, and are scared of firearms: THIS VEHICLE IS NOT FOR YOU. If you have been posting on facebook all about how excited you are for pumpkin latte season: THIS VEHICLE IS NOT FOR YOU. If you get offended easy and often, whine to your co-workers, and bitch a lot: THIS VEHICLE IS NOT FOR YOU. If you feel you are owed anything in the world & have a bullshit job where you fail to produce: THIS VEHICLE IS NOT FOR YOU. If you own a bieber album, white oakleys, affliction t-shirts, or those candy-assed stitched-pocket jeans: THIS VEHICLE IS NOT FOR YOU. If you consider the 2nd Amendment an anachronistic relic and have never owned a firearm: THIS VEHICLE IS NOT FOR YOU. If, however, you have BALLS OF STEEL and consider adverse weather an excuse to do stupid shit: THIS IS YOUR JEEP. Do you laugh at danger, and tempt fate? Have you ever uttered the words, "Hold my beer and watch this ..."? While bored at work do you pick targets at random and think, "I could hit that from here with the .22 ..."? Have any of your friends quit hanging out because you were too much fun? Do you have the number of a friend with cash memorized for bail? When you pass an abandoned flatbed farm truck along a fenceline do you consider taking on another project? Is your ol' lady really sick of the random piles of parts, greasy footprints, and empty beer bottles in the garage? -could you not care less? Do you have Jalopnik saved on your laptop AND smartphone? Do you own a service manual for every vehicle you ever owned? Do you still miss your first ride? Can you carry on a two hour conversation discussing tools, scars, and hi-lift jacks? Remember when tool companies had the balls to put half-naked beauty queens on their calendars? Do you consider the Prius an abominable affront to the Gods of displacement, torque, and All Mighty Internal Combustion? If you answered in the affirmative to the preceding: THIS IS YOUR JEEP. DETAILS: -I am the second owner. First owner barely got it dirty and engaged the front axles once. -I have remedied this excessive caretaking with muddy roads and a pile of fun. -The motor uses a little oil. How much? I don't know, I'm not collecting statistical analysis points. I check the oil, I fill the oil, I drive. Not enough to bother me. -It leaks a little oil. How much? Not enough for me to care. It has 220,000 miles, Poindexter! If you have a vehicle with 220K NOT leaking or burning oil, it's empty! -Rear bumper has a big-ass crease in it. I dented it backing into a concrete pole. Sober. We drove away giggling, for the record. Haven't fixed it. -Driver's side door was caught by the wind, whipped forward, got into the LF quarter panel. -Radiator has a small leak. Pinhole. I can replace the radiator or you can. Really doesn't matter A new radiator and hoses will run $145. If you don't want to replace them I will. Add $250 to the price of vehicle. This includes radiator, hoses, and labor (beer). A freaking bargain. -The badass little 4.0L bullet-proof in-line six starts and runs like the proverbial champ. -Tranny and 4WD operate perfectly -Tires will need replaced in a couple thousand miles. I haven't upgraded because I had plans: Had planned a small lift, upgrade to 17" Wrangler wheels, and more aggressive tires. Life got in the way - it ain't happening. -Zombie stickers on the right rear window stay. My daughter's idea, take it up with her. -Flogging Molly sticker stays as well. They kick ass, so there. QUESTIONS: -Why are you selling? I can't justify owning it anymore. Motorsickles, kiddos, work, travel, and beer have consumed my time and money. Someone else needs to appreciate the Jeep for what it is: awesome mechanical artistry. -What's wrong with it? Radiator. Small oil leaks. Driver's side door cosmetic issues. And it's pissed it has been neglected and parked. It needs rescued. -Does the 4WD work? Hell yes. Like a Dickensian Orphan. -Will you sell me the [engine / tranny / rear door / axle / etc.]? No. I'm not in the salvage business. Buy the Jeep. Love the Jeep. Give the Jeep a home. -Will you take [insert ridiculously stupid low number here]? No. If I wanted [ridiculously low number] I would have asked [ridiculously low number] Want a cheap car? Get your kid that lowered tuner piece of shit honda project down the road. I think I'm plenty cheap for this bad mofo. -Why is it still stock? Because I bought it for a daily driver with the intention of turning it into a project. I haven't had the time to do so. So I am selling it. -Can I put a 6" lift and giant tires on it? I don't give a shit. But be sure to use quality components and for God's sake - get it aligned after a lift! -Would this make a good car for my daughter? Hell. Yes. Not only a good car, a learning experience. Introduction to vehicular maintenance. Additionally, there isn't really enough room in the back for that little bastard she's dating to try anything. -Can you deliver? Within reason. I'd drive it a hundred miles or so. But really, you should come get it. Look it over. Have a beer. Etc. -Will you take a check / cashier's check / Western Union Transfer / Nigerian Promissory Note? Would you take a ball pein hammer to the forehead? No. I'll take Cash. Period. Bring cash or don't show. -Will you ship to -? No. See above. -No, really, all I have is [lowball dollar amount]? That's great, I don't give a shit. Unicef ain't running this deal, and until they do I want $1750. Why? Because I don't HAVE to sell this little beauty. Truth be known, I'd rather keep it. But if it's going to a good home - I will sell. Unless you're an asshole - then no sale. -Why are you such a dick? Everything is relative; you should see my friends. Any other questions, feel free to reply to this email and ask.

Thank you for all the birthday wishes!!!! Looking forward to having time again to play against you idiots!

HaPpY BiRtHdAy Bud!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Here are some videos of dogs greeting their owners when they return from duty. The last video just goes to show how loyal our dogs are.... http://www.today.com/pets/shock-awwwww-military-members-emotional-reunions-their-dogs-6C10072002#shock-awwwww-military-members-emotional-reunions-their-dogs-6C10072002

Bahaha, nice one!

Just when we think we see our own limitations look like mountains, this guy goes and makes ours look petty by over coming his and going beyond.I'd be lucky to be able to hit the drum more than twice in a row! Like Merlin said, "Hats off to this guy"

That's great news! Thanks Joe. Chaos, you're still in our prayers and hope for a complete and speedy recovery. We'll see ya back on the XI servers in no time at all.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uWy5-FGikyw

Hang in ther LOC, before you know it you'll be back! Our prayers are going out to you. Thanks for the update Joe. Please keep us posted.

LMAO, Thanks for sharing....