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SGTDANKO

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  1. just grab your tail pipe when it is cold lol and shake it hard to see if you here the same noise if so it is an exhaust prob danko
  2. lmao sums it up
  3. what a waste
  4. ill be there you know it
  5. thats why we are here it will get better for you and i hope for the best .
  6. lmao back to the shower lol good one billy
  7. yes it was nice to put a face to the voice had a nice time the east coast is very dif as far as the way of life alot slower paced lmfao and dif names for things lol and alot colder lol
  8. lol he got knocked the fuck out
  9. there you go kushy ill smoke with ya happy b day bro
  10. ruff ruff lol welcome back brother
  11. OK well you have caught me lmfao spears nice one had me going for a min you post whore lol now can i pull my heart out of my ass anytime im here for the picking on
  12. X-RayXI Danko; Drinking to much of beers, what does that do to you. Make you agressive, silent or funny or other ways? well you should know it makes me happy im a happy drunk i like to have a good time while im drinking
  13. xray what kind of beer do you drink?
  14. 1 . What do you call a pantry full of lesbians? ... A licker cabinet. 2. What do you call an Eskimo lesbian? ... A Klondyke. 3. What do you call 100 lesbians with guns? ... Militia Etheridge. 4. Why can't lesbians diet and wear make-up at the same time?... Because they can't eat Jenny Craig with Mary Kay on their face 5. What do you call two lesbians in a canoe? .... Fur Traders. 6. What is a lesbian dinosaur called? .... A Lickalotapuss. 7. What do you call a lesbian with long fingers? .. . Well Hung. 8. Did you hear that Ellen DeGeneres drowned? ... She was found face down in Ricki Lake . 9. How can you tell a tough lesbian bar? ... Even the pool table doesn't have balls. 10. What do you call lesbian twins? ... Lick-a-likes. 11. What's the definition of confusion? ... Twenty blind lesbians in a fish market. 12. What's the difference between a Ritz cracker and a lesbian?... One's a snack cracker, the others a crack snacker. 13. What do you have when you've got 50 lesbians and 50 state workers?... 100 people that don't do dick.
  15. In a rural program for farmers, a female TV reporter seeking the main cause of Mad Cow disease, arranged for an interview with a farmer who may have some theories on the matter.... The interview was as follows: The lady reporter: "I am here to collect information on the possible sources of Mad Cow Disease.. Can you offer any reason for this disease?" The farmer stared at the reporter and said: ............... "Do you know that a bull mounts a cow only once a year?" Reporter (obviously embarrassed): "Well, sir, that's a new piece of information? But what's the relation between this phenomenon and Mad Cow disease?" Farmer: "And, madam, do you know that we milk a cow twice a day?" Reporter: "Sir, this is really valuable information, but what about getting to the point?" Farmer: "I am getting to the point, madam. Just imagine, if I was playing with your tits twice a day.... and only screwing you once a year, wouldn't you get mad?" The program was never aired?..
  16. nice bama but ur still a hack
  17. ty you rockape and ty arrienn ill take one
  18. lmao glad i could help billy as for the in game its not me its my shottie it has a one track mind kill
  19. running straight into on comming bullets is my speacilty
  20. YES i have one and any time i want a peanut butter and JELLY sandwitch i just wipe its ass
  21. ill register when is the deadline ?
  22. must be grey wolf on the left )
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