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SGTDANKO

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  1. SgtHarryWeezer Cut and paster huh? Welcome!!! And thank you for your service. lmao harry .......... nice intro anyway come see my shottie some time its all over the place stay awy from pete hes funny lol and dont touch the beer its mine
  2. WHITEBOY I took a buddy to the Sacramento Airport he was late a hell, and we couldn't stop at a ATM for some gas...that I badly needed to get back home (about 40 miles with few gas stations in between) Fuel light just came on, and go about 25 miles, and know its close...so I stopped at the only station for the next 15 miles or so. I always throw pennies on the floor board....so I started gathering up pennies...took for ever but I scraped up about $2.20 and had them wrapped in a rag...the Fuck Head in the station watched me the whole fucking time counting the pennies on the hood of the car....I walk in...give him my sob story, and told him prolly wouldn't made it another mile. The Motha Fucker says I need to wrap'em in penny wraps...I said...are you serious....ok give me a few and I'll wrap'em up. He didn't have any penny wraps.....Sooooo...thats when all hell broke loose (mind you..I'm a very short tempered Portuguee) So I asked him one more time if he wasn't gonna except my pennies...he said no....so I destroyed every candy, and potato chip display from the counter to the door, then threw the rag full of pennies at high velocity lol above his head, and destroyed the cigarette display lol Then I burned rubber out of the lot....hit the freeway ran out of gas 3 miles away lol sat there waiting for the Cops to roll up to take me to the hooskat.....some old dude pulled up and hooked me up! I thought Money was Gov. issued It did feel good to let my frustrations out on that Cock Sucker!!! lmao ......IDIOT.........
  3. hxtr sgtdanko>xi< - bullshit!! I CANT BELEAVE IT !!!! just went to buy beer at the store and they say that they cant sale beer to someone with an out of state id ....... arent all ids government issued ?....... what an asshole ..... out of the 40 times ive been id out here this punk is the first ..... i think he was mad cause i made him open the door when he was cashing out lmao ....... i still got my toilet paper though lol hahahahahhaahaha... damn bro. Seen it happen. I was in Santa Rosa California and I just got there. I went to the store to get beer and went to check out and had military id and Texas drivers license. I looked fucking young.. was 21. They would not sell to me cuz of my id's. I said fuck you.. someone else wants my money. Fuck them man. I would keep going just to piss him off. Have the same argument. But i am crazy like that. lmao im going back tommarow just to see if they id me .......im pissed right now lol
  4. I CANT BELEAVE IT !!!! just went to buy beer at the store and they say that they cant sale beer to someone with an out of state id ....... arent all ids government issued ?....... what an asshole ..... out of the 40 times ive been id out here this punk is the first ..... i think he was mad cause i made him open the door when he was cashing out lmao ....... i still got my toilet paper though lol
  5. perfect lol
  6. lol :0
  7. wow wiz that is a great addition to your house ....does that mean i can bring all my idiot friends over to get drunk? lmao great work
  8. happy b day have a good one
  9. just want to thank you bud man i had a automobile prob at work ... spoke with him on ts last night and he diagnosed the prob i was chasing for three hours ....... over mic .......saved me alot of headache any probs you guys have with a gm car or truck ... budman is the one to see ...... thanks bud -danko
  10. WeednFeed Thanks Danko. Hey Danko I just noticed that lady on your post keeps looking at me with that sexy look. Do you have her phone number? Weed Storm Crow have a look at the camo wrap I had someone put on the motor. It looks pretty good a few wrinkles but they said the stuff was hard to work with. Weed lmao 555-555-5555 name is betty lmao
  11. welcome to the forums ucit have a look around and come see my shottie in svr 2 any time lol
  12. lmao good one
  13. glad all is ok
  14. welcome have a look around and dont touch the beer
  15. Judge |NL /reconnect in consol an you join I have to do that always when I join the server works fine +1 just open console and type /reconnect
  16. limestone maine.... - irene is starting to lay some rain on us so far its just steady st rong rain .... as far as im concerned she is just doing the dishes .........too be continued ..........
  17. what is a redleg ..... well ive been asking the wife but she still wont explain it to me !!!!!!!!
  18. lmfao i love it
  19. lmao
  20. whoo hooooo!!!!!!
  21. what browser are you using ?
  22. lmao ricko nice one
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