WHITEBOY
I took a buddy to the Sacramento Airport he was late a hell, and we couldn't stop at a ATM for some gas...that I badly needed to get back home (about 40 miles with few gas stations in between) Fuel light just came on, and go about 25 miles, and know its close...so I stopped at the only station for the next 15 miles or so. I always throw pennies on the floor board....so I started gathering up pennies...took for ever but I scraped up about $2.20 and had them wrapped in a rag...the Fuck Head in the station watched me the whole fucking time counting the pennies on the hood of the car....I walk in...give him my sob story, and told him prolly wouldn't made it another mile. The Motha Fucker says I need to wrap'em in penny wraps...I said...are you serious....ok give me a few and I'll wrap'em up. He didn't have any penny wraps.....Sooooo...thats when all hell broke loose (mind you..I'm a very short tempered Portuguee) So I asked him one more time if he wasn't gonna except my pennies...he said no....so I destroyed every candy, and potato chip display from the counter to the door, then threw the rag full of pennies at high velocity lol above his head, and destroyed the cigarette display lol Then I burned rubber out of the lot....hit the freeway ran out of gas 3 miles away lol sat there waiting for the Cops to roll up to take me to the hooskat.....some old dude pulled up and hooked me up! I thought Money was Gov. issued It did feel good to let my frustrations out on that Cock Sucker!!!
lmao ......IDIOT.........