An old single guy is desperate, he didn't have any dates for 20 years. He goes to his favorite bar to meet friends and tell them how he feels about that. One of his pals says:
"i got the answer, just go to Chinatown, ask for Dr. Wang the best sexologist worldwide, he'll help you!"
the old single guy goes to Chinatown, and find dr Wang's office.
Once in there, Dr Wang says to him:
"Okay, get undlessed..."
the guy get undressed
"Now clawl alound the loom"
the guy crawls around the room
"Now clawl alound the other side"
the guy crawls around the other side
"Now, get up"
the guy gets up
Then Dr Wang says:
"well, this is the wolst case evel saw in my life"
the guy says
"is that really terrible?"
dr wang: "yes! you got the exakely desease!"
the guy:
"what's that?"
dr wang:
" Well exakely desease is when your face looks exakely like your ass!"