lol, my name is barry, bazza is short for it, but my rl freinds all call "pants", as yrs ago at work, there was a bloke called Eric who had really really short trousers.(well before 3/4 came in).
long story short, my mate Clive said let's do Eric impressions, as we used to laugh at his short clothes, so i hitched mine up, which was unfortunately, really stretchy tracksuit bottoms. they came over my SHOULDERS, obviously sqishing all my meat and veg into one neat package that every one could seee...............that was 23 friggin yrs ago, and i am still called pants.....lol