Bazza

I love work. in the same way i love my wife's constant bad moods and yelling at kids. i went to work last night, and i was sweeping buses. after the 3rd bus, i stepped off, onto some raised ground and twisted my ankle. most of the guys said i should take time of work paid as it was an industrial accident, but as i said to the forman i'll feel like a right "pleb" putting it in the accident book. So they put me on fueling. HA. i love fueling, but cos i was hobbling i managed to throw deisel ALL over my chest. yay great. After cleaning that of, i spilt oil IN my left shoe(my left ankle was twisted so i was balanced on t'other foot) and while trying to stop it i dropped the whole watering can on my other foot. ALL because i felt guilty over not going home, and leaving 2 cleaners to do the job of four. FUCK, i'm an idiot!!!!!!!

bah, blocked in the uk

really really really funny, i had to watch that 3 times, and still spilt my dinner over my keybaord laughing.... great post

lmfao. he is handsome aint he,lol

stoopid? oo sed weer stoopid? welcome to the fold bud.

it's bloody gollum

hi and welcome. p.s. why the fuck cant i splat xrays bug? it's irritating

me too, IF my comp can run it, otherwise its a nono....

congrats man. they are priceless. my last 2 i had at home, and the wife/moose decided to stand at the sink and cos it was so quick both times(around 20 mins) the 1st midwife caught the head and i caught the body, absolutely bloody amazing, and when the second midwife finally got there, all she had to do was help clean up. Wish you all the joy and happiness in the world bro

strange but bloody brilliant it must be said

very very excellent. keep up the good work, you've got one idiot smiling now at least

haha, BOY , did i fall into that trap, but it was to a moose, not a sexual predator ....

lol, sign her up

i aint pissing that guy off

Jesus....... Its that easy???????????????????? MAN, we are IDIOTS!!!!!!! yay!!!! Brilliant post chac, even i can do it now... thnx bro

happy birthday babe. i won't even attempt to mangle your name. my tounges about as stumpy as a rhino's foot....

If its ANYTHING like World Of Warcraft, you will only be able to play where you live, ie in uk on europe servers. sucks balls tbh, as i have pals in america that play and i cant, same as diablo 2 On a lighter note is starcraft 2 any good??? i am playing Freelancer atm, very much fun. and i thougfht the best game EVAH made was Frontier: Elite 2 on the Amiga. Blooooody awesome game.

looks bloody awesome, tho i won't get it, as my comp wont be able to run it i WANT one of the remote cars.........

welcome home y'all. HAVE FUN, and leave serious thoughts behind......

welcome home bro even with your p90 and rpd

i have been playing a LOT of freelancer, as its single/multiplayer, and awesome if a bit old. had to do something with no internet or tv or phone for 5 days

i need to buy one in the UK. bastard comp stores mainly concentrate on the bloody consoles now.........grrrr

lucky bugger happy birthday

very funny dude

HAPPY BIRTHDAY trat. BTW, was that a pic of YOU zoe