wildthing

He didn't pass the challenge and needs to suck it up butter cup.

Happy Birthday to you.

I am sorry I have the only video of rugger spanking wildthing's monkey

Prayers are out for Casper and his family. Always remember the good times shared for those are the true memories that we hold on to and what remind us to love the ones we have.

Happy Birthday Pitbull!!

Thanks guys and another year I have to work on my birthday. What a bummer. Well off to work 5am to 5pm. Behave you all because I don't want to have to come back and whip your pansy asses back in shape.

you fucking moron hxtr it is the 0 in the wrong place and i know which one but I will let you figure it out!

I love naked women.............Big Beautiful Boobies

Please pet the dog.

It is no joke it is what happened when I went to the youtube page.

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The 1950's those were the good ole days.

You have a tendency to turn the collar up on your Polo shirts. The Brady Bunch movie brought back cool memories You know where to go if you "wanna go where everybody knows your name." Conveyor belts regularly carried washing machines, deep-fat fryers and a cuddly toy. Partying "like its 1999" seemed SO far away. You chewed Dr. Pepper bubble gum. You wore the little bootie socks with the colored balls on the back. You had a crush on Jon Bon Jovi, or know someone who did. "Poltergeist" totally freaked you out. You never questioned why the A-Team was always imprisoned in places that had sufficient tools to build an armored tank. The Dark Crystal is still one of your favorite movies. You remember when Deborah Gibson was "Debbie" Gibson. You remember when Ricky Martin was a member of Menudo. You actually believed for a minute that K.I.T. (The night rider) actually was real. Ooh, you could crush a Grape! You remember the original version of Windows: Macintosh. At one point during your teenage years, you walked with a noticeable tilt to one side due to the number of plastic rings on that arm. You own any cassettes or records. You rolled the sleeves of your suit jacket up You remember when film critics raved that no movie could ever possibly get better special effects than those in the movie TRON. You remember Michael Jackson when he was still black. You know how to use a rotary phone. You fell out with friends during heated arguments about the relative merits of Matt & Luke. You knew what Willis was "talkin' 'bout." You yearned to be a member of The Babysitters Club, and tried to start a club of your own. Punks actually "shocked" people. You're doing absolutely nothing with anything pertaining to your major degree You know what movie the phrase, "Number 5 is alive!" is from. Once, while spending hours in the arcade, you actually lined up quarters on the top panel of the game -- to "reserve" your spot. If you ever said "I pity the fool". you've ever conversationally used the phrase "Jane, you ignorant slut" Schoolhouse Rock played a HUGE part in how you actually learned the English language You fell victim to 80's fashion: big hair, crimped, combed over to the side, and you wore spandex pants. You ever owned a thin, black leather tie (and were proud of it), or worse it was patterned like a piano. You know what a "burnout" is. You actually saw Ted Danson as the MacDaddy he played "Sam" to be. You ever wore fluorescent? neon if you will? clothing... You know who played Uncle Ned, Elyse's brother, on Family Ties. You owned at least one Choose Your Own Adventure book. "Ca-vey Wa-vey!" means anything to you. You remember when you could buy half cans of soda (great for field trip days!). You can, right now, hum to yourself the theme to 'Inspector Gadget' You had top-of-the-line Commodore 64s in your jr. high computer lab You had to stay after class to scrub your desk because your silver Outliner pen leaked through. You thought Molly Ringwald was REALLY cool. You remember when the A-Ha video was the pinnacle of modern technology, and you can still sing all the words. You sat on your back porch, playing with your "My Little Pony", "Rainbow Brite", and "Strawberry Shortcake" dolls You can still sing the rap to "Fresh Prince of Belair". You even wore fluorescent, neon if you will, clothing. You HAD to have your MTV. You wore a banana clip or one of those slaps on wrist bands at some point during your youth. "Alternative" music actually was...and not popular Top 40 tunes. You wore biker shorts underneath a short skirt and felt stylish, or know someone who did. Cerise pink, electric blue and banana yellow have ever featured in your wardrobe or make-up collection. You inserted the word "like" into, like, every sentence. You remember with pain the sad day when the Green Machine hit the streets and made your old big wheel quite obsolete. You remember when Betamax was at the cutting edge of technology. Not that you'd do it personally, but body piercing captivates your attention In many of your childhood photos you are wearing something plaid. You have ever danced (or even worse cried) to Kylie & Jason. You know, by heart, the words to any "Weird" Al Yankovic song. You believed that "By the power of Greyskull, you HAD the power!" There were days that the homework just had to wait until the ABC Afterschool Special was over. You know how (or wanted to be able) to Moonwalk! You wanted to communicate with Synergy, or you wanted green hair like that lead singer of the Misfits. You actually thought "Dirty Dancing" was a REALLY good movie. The first time you ever kissed someone at a dance fell during "Crazy for You" by Madonna You ever had more than 10 sweets in a 10p mix-up. You wore biker shorts underneath a short skirt and felt stylish. You think there should be a Kids Incorporated original cast reunion. you've ever said "I'm a vegetarian" and immediately had someone call you a hypocrite by saying "Nice leather jacket you have there...and gee, is that a suede bag...those shoes leather, too?" You have heard of "Garbage Pail Kids" (and perhaps still have a collection of them). you're starting to dread your 30th birthday, and have even begun going into denial about its possibility You remember when Keith Chegwin & Maggie Philbin were the hottest romantic couple. You remember when McDonalds served their burgers in Styrofoam boxes. You knew all the words to Billy Joel's "We Didn't Start the Fire", but it really didn't hold any meaning for you until about the third verse Atari, IntelliVision, TelStar and Coleco were the ultimate gaming systems to own. U2 is too "popular" and "mainstream" for you now You have seen at least 10 episodes of Fraggle Rock. You hold a special place in your heart for "Back to the Future." You wondered why you and your mates never encountered diamond thieves whilst out on your BMXs. You made Star Wars shrinky dinks in your oven. Poltergeist freaked you out. Your best party dress was either a ra-ra or puff-ball skirt. You know who Mr. T is. You ever uttered the word "Radical!" You got a Little Professor calculator for Christmas. You were disappointed when an episode of 3-2-1 Contact didn't include a Bloodhound Gang segment. You still know the Big Mac song. "Two all beef patties, special sauce?" There were at least three people in your school that voluntarily went by the names of "Skip" "Buffy" "Muffy" or "Dexter." You were in Cub Scouts or Girl Scouts but now you have no idea what all the badges you got were for. Your hair, at some point in time in the 80's, became something which can only be described by the phrase "I was experimenting." You know who Tina Yothers is. You skipped school on the day Luke and Laura got married on General Hospital. You owned a *real Rubik's cube. While in high school, you and all your friends discussed elaborate plans to get together again at the end of the century and play "1999" by Prince over and over again. You had a poster of Rob Lowe, Kirk Cameron, Michael J. Fox or Don Johnson on your wall. You can't remember when the word "networking" didn't have a computer connotation to it as well You were a "wanna be". Madonna, Duran Duran, Michael Jackson, Cyndi Lauper, Boy George, etc. You always wondered why Tootie always wore those skates. You were afraid of the Sleestacks on Land of The Lost. You were sad when the "Where's the Beef" lady died. You ever owned one of those embarrassing crimping irons. The phrase "Where's the beef?" still doubles you over with laughter One word: Izod. You owned a doll with 'Xavier Roberts' signed on its butt. You watched Mary Lou Retton win the gold. You remember when Madonna was just hitting the scene. You remember the episode of Good Times when Flo broke down after James' funeral. You ever wanted to be gagged with a spoon. You ever owned a pair of "Pop-Wheels"? that handy little combination of shoe and roller skate that lasted about a year on the open market. You remember and/or owned any of the Care Bear glass collections from Pizza Hut. You owned, or wanted a "Frankie says..." T-shirt. You have ever called 867-5309. Leg warmers and headbands alá at Benatar once looked really cool to you. You held the top score on Pac-Man. You knew "The Artist" when he was humbly called "Prince." Your hair defied gravity. you remember when music that was labeled "alternative" really was You remember when cellular phones weighed 15 lbs. and had to be carried over your shoulder. You can name at least half of the members of the elite "Brat Pack." You ever dressed to emulate a person you saw in either a Duran Duran, Madonna, or Cyndi Lauper video. Words: "Atari" "IntelliVision" and "Coleco". Sound familiar? You can remember watching Full House and Saved by the Bell for endless hours. You went to school with Pogo Patterson, Gripper Stebson, and Ro-land. You wore tights under shorts and felt stylish. You had a crush on one of the New Kids on the Block members. Your lunch times were spent perfecting swan dives and backspins. You thought that Transformers were more than meets the eye. You remember exactly where you were when you heard the space shuttle had exploded. You know the profound meaning of "Wax on, Wax off." You watched Purple Rain over and over again. Pierce Brosnon will always be Remington Steele, not James Bond. This rings a bell: "and my name, is Charlie. They work for me." Your first Walkman weighed about as much as a brick. You've recently horrified yourself by using any one of the following phrases: - "When I was younger" - "When I was your age" - "You know, back when..." - "Because I SAID so, that's why" - "What the HELL is this noise on the radio?" - "Just can't (fill in the blank) like I used to" You ever said "It's my ball, and if I can't be Kevin Keegan I'm going home!" You wanted to be a Goonie. you remember the days when "safe sex" meant "my parents are gone for the weekend" You had a crush on Bo Derek. You were shocked by the controversial plot lines in Degrassi Junior High. You used to own a Snoopy Sno Cone Machine. You wanted to be on Star Search. You remember any or all of the following: Echo & the Bunnymen, Cutting Crew, Scritti Politti, or Orchestral Maneuvers in the Dark. You carried you lunch to school in a Gremlins or an ET lunchbox. You are still baffled by the "day glo" clothing trend. You ever had a Swatch Watch, and a Swatch Guard for it. Jelly bracelets & shoes! You were led to believe that in the year 2000 we'd all be living on the moon. You tried to convince your Dad to fit a strip of red lights on the front of his Capri so it looked like KITT. You wondered why your walkie-talkie didn't have the same range as those in the Red Hand Gang. You had a Swatch Watch with the Swatch Guard. You could have got away with it if it hadn't been for those meddling kids. Your first computer was a Commodore 64 or an Atari 800. You wrote your boyfriends name on the side of your canvas Keds. Four-square was THE playground game. You wore French rolls on the bottom of your splatter painted jeans. Never let them see you sweat. Your dream car was either: the A-team van, KITT or The General Lee. You were convinced for years that Batman was a mildly overweight man with a moderate beer belly who wore his under wear outside of his clothes and talked strangely You thought eating Reese's Pieces would attract your own Alien. You can remember Michael Jackson when he was black. you're starting to get that "why aren't you married yet" spiel, not just from parents, but now from friends that You used to hold in your head the thought that all those gold chains on Mr. T actually looked kinda cool and the thought that Mr. T made millions seemed rational to you at the time. You know what "Push Up" ice cream is. You played with Lego's when they were just blocks of various sizes, not any of the special little parts. You never thought they'd be able to top the special effects in TRON. You know that another name for a keyboard is a "Synthesizer." You remember Look In magazine, and when it was only 20p Guys: You remember when a guy piercing his ear was radical to the max, but did it anyhow. you're starting to view getting carded to buy alcohol as a GOOD thing, and you're ready to marry the next person who cards you when you want to buy cigarettes. You were only cool if you hung out at the Roller Rink and actually knew how to skate. Chevy Chase was really funny in those Vacation movies. You carried a big colored comb in your back pocket. You could go through a case of Aqua Net hairspray in a week. Your best friend had a soda stream at home and you were jealous You can sing the McDonald's Big Mack Filet-o-fish, quarter pounder, French Fry song while jump roping. You thought "Weird Science" was a masterpiece. You remember when Molly Ringwald was on Facts of Life. You know what "sike" and "not!" mean You have worn a Banana Clip, or knew someone who did. you were shocked and horrified at the Challenger explosion (which you were probably watching in school at the time), and yet, when someone mentions the name "JFK", the first thing you think of is "Oliver Stone" You owned a T-shirt that said, "I shot J. R. " or know someone who did. You had slouch socks, and puff painted your own shirt at least once. Spend a majority of your time in your late 20s & early 30s obsessing over how much better things were "back then". You hid out behind the gym during recess to read "Are you there God, it's me Margaret?" with your friends. You know who He-Man and She-Ra are. You remember Dirk Benedict as Starbuck long before he played Face. You wore loafers with everything, and you put the laces in those little rolls. You know who Max Headroom is. You can't remember a time when "going out for coffee" DIDN'T involve 49,000 selections to choose from. You have ever pondered why Smurfette was the ONLY female Smurf. You have ever po-goed or space-hopped. You've ever shopped at a Banana Republic or Benetton, but not in the last five years, okay? You know what a "Whammee" is... You own a real Rubik's Cube You jammed to the Miami Vice theme and thought Jan Hammer was cool. You thought being a latch key kid was completely normal. You had MALL Hair. You remember the first time "Space: Above and Beyond" aired it was called "Battlestar Galactica" You remember "Friday Night Videos" before the days of MTV. Parachuting Action man was your favorite toy. "Celebration" by Kool & the Gang was one of the hot new songs when you first heard it at a school dance You remember the aerobie scare. You wanted to have an alien like Alf living in your house. Dungeons & Dragons was your favorite cartoon. You cried at Zammo's funeral. You stared a SLAM book or wrote in one. You know what leg warmers are and probably had a pair. You remember the day that hooking your computer into your TV wasn't an expensive option that required gadgets - it was the ONLY WAY to use your computer! You knew who Max's boss Jonathan Hart was. You still love to play Pong! You freaked out a little when you realized you fall into the "26-50" category of most surveys. you're still occasionally suffering flashbacks from your 21st birthday party You actually spent countless hours trying to perfect the care-bear stare. You had Wonder Woman or Superman underoos. You thought UTFOs "Roxanne, Roxanne" song was the bomb! Your all time favorite movie was Footloose and you actually thought that Kevin Bacon was HOT in it!!! (Girls) You owned a pair of Pixie Boots, generally worn with leg warmers. You know what a Doozer is. You tried to set up a "Famous Five" or "Secret Seven" gang with your school friends. You layered your multi-colored slouch socks, and added suspenders to make your outfit complete. You remember when a Jordache jean with a flat-handle comb in the back pocket was cool. You just had to have a Trapper Keeper to stay organized at school. You're starting to believe that maybe 30 isn't so old after all, and it's those people over 40 you have to look out for. You could break dance, or wish you could. You remember when Saturday Night Live was funny. You know who Derek Wildstar, Mark Venture, Captain Avatar, Nova and Desslock are. You know all the words to "Ice Ice Baby". You, yes you, sat down and memorized the entire lyric sheet to "It's the end of the world as we know it" You wanted to dress like the Hulk or She-Ra at Halloween. You had to come in the house when the street lights came on. You wanted to be either Nancy Drew or the Hardy Boys. You can remember the words to the theme song of "The Greatest American Hero." ("BELIEVE IT OR NOT, I'M WALKIN' ON AIR... I NEVER THOUGHT I COULD FEEL SO FREE-EE-EE...") You wore a feather roach clip in your hair from the local carnival because you didn't know what it really was. You totally LOVED Barbie's cooler, punkier counterpart, "Jem" and her "Rockers" When someone mentions two consecutive days of the week, the Happy Days theme is stuck in your head for hours on end. You ever did the top toggle of your coat up around your neck without having your arms in the sleeves, and knew you looked like a super-hero. You owned/operated a 'Trapper Keeper' The TV movie "The Day After" still scares the heck out of you. You remember when ATARI was a state of the art video game system You know who Fat Albert is. You tried a can of clear Pepsi but hated it like everyone else did. You know who Spuds McKenzie, The Noid, and Joe Isuzu are. You owned a Jordache anything, or you remember when Jordache jeans were cool. You wore 3-8 different colored socks in layers and thought that the more you could wear the cooler you were. You actually know who Rick Springfield is Shiny grey flecked suits. You wanted to be The Hulk for Halloween. you watched HR Puffenstuff as a child, but now that you're older, you really understand that it would have been much better had you known about drugs at the time Your name is Jennifer or Jason. You had a crush on one of the Corey's (Haim or Feldman). You know all of the words to at least one of the Schoolhouse Rock songs. Your first date took you to the roller rink and you held hands for "Couples Only" skate. You're parents wanted you to attend medical school, but you decided it was pointless since Quincy got all the babes, anyway. You like the guy who played Freddy Kruger better as Wilie on "V". You can't remember a time when "hitting the outlet stores" didn't mean going to an electrical warehouse

Thank you guys and to me he was an awesome grandfather.

This was my grandfathers Eulogy. I want to share with everyone. A little boy was born to Emma and William Naab in a small groundskeeper’s house on Ryland Farm in White House Station, New Jersey on December 1, 1918. He was named Frank a few days later. He had three older sisters whom he loved, but according to him, they made a little boy’s life rough growing up (always telling him what to do!). While he loved to learn, school was not his favorite thing. He enjoyed being outside and was always figuring out how to make money. He earned himself the nickname “Skunky†because he would trap them and sell the pelts. He even kept a notebook to record anything that his father owed him for services. He was always busy between riding the train to school, managing his trap lines, keeping up with his chores and doing odd jobs. He graduated from high school in 1936 and soon began farming with horses. Shirley was the girl next door. When he had been successful enough to have the money to buy a pick-up truck, he asked her out. They were married on May 9, 1942. Frank continued to farm and they had 9 children together. In the mid 1950’s they moved to New York where Frank took on a new career as a dog handler. Frank and Shirley had successful careers as dog trainers. They also kept beef and dairy cows among other animals. When he decided to retire from dog handling in the mid 1970’s, he expanded his cattle business to include trucking animals for local farmers. He also took up beekeeping and had up to 150 hives of bees. Frank was a skilled farmer, gardener and hunter, so there was little need for items from the grocery store. Honesty and integrity were extremely important to him. He was a very strong man in mind, spirit and body. He effortlessly commanded respect and could do anything he set his mind to do. He was known for his twinkling blue eyes, big bright smile and his quick sense of humor. Sadly, just as they were planning their full retirement, Shirley lost her battle with Lou Gehrig’s disease on April 19, 1989. Not long after that Frank met Edna and they were married on November 27th. They moved to Florida and once they had settled in a house there, he sold his farm in New York. He enjoyed over twenty years of retirement there cultivating his gardens, yard and fruit trees. From Edna: I was privileged to be Frank’s wife for almost 24 years. During that time he often shared with me stories of Shirley, his first wife. Oh! That was a wonderful love affair and I have always been happy that he had this loving relationship with her before we met. He was a widower when we met. Some of you know that story – how he kept coming to my house in Wells Bridge to check on a hive of bees that he had sold me. Then one day my daughter said to me, “Oh Mom, don’t you know- he’s not really coming to check on the bees, but to see you. We were married on a Monday morning in November and left for Florida the next day because he said he hated to think that the wild geese he saw flying South were smarter than he was. He was an instant Floridian. I remember when we were looking to buy a house, I was looking for a big roomy house but he was looking for a big yard. We settled on a big yard and he soon planted it with citrus fruit of all kinds. Every winter, when the fruit was ripe, he would fill Wal-Mart plastic bags full of tangerines, grapefruit, lemons and different kinds of oranges to give away. The charity food baskets our church gave out always had his citrus fruit in them. He was a church-goer. In our early years together he would be found working around our church. He used his talent for woodworking to make beautiful lecterns and bulletin boards for the Sunday school rooms. I want you to know that Frank loved the Lord with all his heart. He always joined in prayer when there was a need for someone, often with tears in his beautiful blue eyes. Even though Frank suffered from old age dementia, I always knew that the real Frank was there inside. I loved him with all my heart and still do. By Edna – Mrs. Frank Naab Anna’s Memory: Daddy always called me "Annie" and would sing "Annie Get Your Gun" to me. I asked him to sing it to me while he was at Bridgewater and he did. I also remember him singing many other songs; "The Old Gray Mare", "Bill Bailey", "You Are My Sunshine", etc. I remember Dad's lesson about not lying when I was about 8 years old. I was in the barn with him, and had taken someone's jackknife (don't remember whose) and had apparently used it on something or he saw me with it. Daddy asked me if I had the jackknife - I lied, "No". Daddy didn't act mad, yell, or spank me; he just explained that he knew I had the jackknife and he was very disappointed that I had lied to him. Then he proceeded to tell me that I shouldn't lie because it is usually found out and you get into more trouble. He took the jackknife from me and that was that, but believe me, I have remembered! However, I'm not telling whether or not I've told a lie since. I think one of the greatest legacies Daddy left to us was his love - such as his love for Mom. As a child I never doubted that they loved each other. They would kiss, make out a little in front of us and tell each other they loved one another. After Mom died Daddy fell in love with Edna, who he married and moved to Florida with. Daddy's love also carried over into his love for Jesus which was not brought to light until later in his life. He told me himself, he knew without a doubt, Jesus was always with him and Jesus was with him especially when he was struck by lightning and almost died. Daddy believed in Jesus and was looking forward to being with Him. From Ellen: Tell one story about dad. One. Impossible. He put mustard on our dolls butts and told us they pooped their pants. They bought boxing gloves for someone for Christmas one year and he would always say "Come on, Ellen. Let's go a few rounds." Those blue eyes just twinkling. I don't ever remember getting punched, but I do remember him telling me that I killed him with the laces because I never tied the laces on the gloves. He talked about his childhood and trips in the buckboard across the plains. I could hear the wheels creaking on that old buckboard. Just then Mom got up and said "Frank, you have to stop telling those kids stories like that. They believe them!" Shoot, couldn't believe those stories?!. Who knew. And here I was hearing those wheels creak. I can hear him calling upstairs at 6 a.m. to say "Hey, Ellen, you want to play some cards?" I would tumble down those stairs and we would sit and play rummy. Mom would get up and say "Frank, what are you doing playing cards? She should be doing school work." Dad's eyes would twinkle as he told her "I'm teaching her Math!" Throwing a pillow at us when the monster was about to appear on the scarey TV program. And the love they had for each other. The way his eyes twinkled when mom said he had the prettiest blue eyes. How lucky we were to have parents who showed us love and affection for each other. They gave us so many gifts. I will treasure him in my heart until I see him again. The card I treasured most from him was the one where he wrote on the bottom of it. He said "I wish you all were little again." I do too, dad. I do too! From Naaby: One of my favorite memories of Dad is coming downstairs in the morning. He and Mom would be sitting at the table and Dad would greet you with a smile and a “good morningâ€. When I was a teenager he would love to open the door at the bottom of the stairs in the morning, crank the volume up on the record player and put on “Reveille Rock†because it caused a few kids to come downstairs grumbling the whole way. We learned about love and working hard from our parents' example. The times Dad dug my car out of a snow bank, plowed my driveway, helped thaw out frozen water pipes plus numerous other times he came to my aid without ever complaining or making me feel it was burden. Dad and Mom babysat my son Eric and in his book they were cool and the best grandparents ever. Love and teasing all wrapped up in a package with a wink that was so fast you were not quite sure he did wink, the best Dad and Grandpa ever. Carol's memory, only one of so many wonderful ones…. When asked for a memory about my Dad, many come to mind but one stands out at this moment. It still fascinates me to this day. When we were kids, we always had wood stoves for heat. The one, which was the main heat source of heat, sat in one corner of the middle room next to the kitchen door. Dad always got up early in the morning and got the fire going. The first thing he usually did was take out some of the excess ashes lying in the bottom of the firebox. I remember watching him do this on many occasions. He would dig around in the ashes, pushing the hot embers aside, and scooping out some of the ashes. While doing this one cold winter day when I was probably 7 or 8 years old he said, "Hey, look what I found!" And there in the ash shovel midst the ashes lay a couple of pieces of perfectly formed chalk, one a bit longer than the other. He picked them out of the ashes, wiped them off, and smiling, handed them to me. My eyes must have been so big with astonishment. They were perfect, how could that be? Chalk was such a wonderful thing to possess at that time, so much fun to be had with it. And then it happened a time or two after that, too. I never saw him put them in there, and I had watched him closely. Over the years as I have taken care of wood fires I have always kept a vigilant eye on the ashes as I have taken them out of the stove or furnace, but, to this day, I have never found any perfectly formed pieces of chalk, not even any broken pieces. Dad was magic and the way he cared for and loved all of his children was magic too. Each of us loved him dearly and by his example learned that simplicity and love were essentials for a good life. From Bill: One of my favorite times spent with Dad was putting up posted signs. Brian and I looked forward to these outings with great anticipation. Dad always picked a day of beautiful early fall weather to take care of this chore. Just the three of us would walk the entire perimeter of the three hundred acres putting No Trespassing signs on trees that had signs nailed to them every year. Brian carried the signs and folded a little triangle on the corners of each sign so it would be double thick and stronger where the nail went through. My job was to carry the old coffee can with roofing nails in it and hand Dad four nails at each tree. As we walked from tree to tree there were animal tracks and scat to be identified and trees and plants to be identified. There was much discussion on what these critters ate, where they live, and where when and how they travel and how the weather affects wildlife. Being the quiet little fella that I was I rarely joined in the discussion but my brain was like a sponge soaking up knowledge being passed from one generation to the next. A lifelong interest in and love for wildlife and the outdoors was sparked. Simple quality-time that helped forge me into who I am today. From Judy: My favorite memories of Daddy are of going into the woods with him; be it to cut firewood, fix fence or run dogs. He loved being outdoors and doing things his own way. It was so nice to spend time with him and learn from him. He had high expectations that you wanted to live up to, but was also tolerant of me being what he termed “a dizzy girlâ€. He didn’t even get mad when I had to twirl each piece of firewood around checking for spiders before I would pick it up to stack it in the wagon. He loved life, he loved his life and he loved having fun. I have many fond memories or him singing silly songs like “I shlipped, I shlid†or role-playing the parts (with all of the various voices) of skits. Road trips were full of silliness, songs and games. He tried very hard to convince me that all those signs for “Falling Rock Zone†were actually markers for the trail that a Native American named Falling Rock had taken many years ago. He played solitaire for many hours and enjoyed chess and checkers. Games always came with lessons in values such as honesty and trustworthiness. He also shared his love for reading, learning and our democracy. He greatly enjoyed good discourse. (That means he liked to argue with me for fun!) History, politics and economics were important to him. Daddy was an intelligent, fun-loving, strong willed, self-made man who always did what he thought was right and what made him happy. His smile lit up the room and he lived his life just the way he wanted to. He never lost his sense of humor, even in his last days, he was making himself and everyone around him laugh……and we will all smile whenever we think of him!

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Thank you all for being here.

Here is the website for it folks http://www.omaddenfh.com/obits/obituary.php?id=387786

To my XI family thank you and for all of you to think on. do tell me your thoughts Ecclesiastes 9:5 For the living know that they shall die: but the dead know not any thing, neither have they any more a reward; for the memory of them is forgotten.

I write with a heavy heart and tears in my eyes as my Grandfather has passed away. He was 94 and a man who taught me a lot in life when my father was busy working. I will miss him but will always have the memories of him and the one I would like to share with you all is that he was a bee keeper and made some of the best honey in New York. He was a strong man but always had a caring personality. I am off to work from 5 am to 5pm and will see you idiots over the weekend as I will be off from thursday to sunday. Take care all and remember to always spend time with the ones you love because those are the memories that stay with you.

For Halloween all i want is the treat and I hope she is good.

You guys and your poodle fetish. You must like all that hair.

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I always knew mules couldn't count but this is the proof and thank god someone made him an idiot because I would have mistaken him for a moron.

Well I am hoping to still have a job. Our work force is being laid off due to loss of a contract. They are reducing by 7%. Degree should be finished by XI Fest time and I won't have to worry about homework that weekend. Yipeeee!!!!