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A newlywed couple meets with the pastor of a church they're interested in joining. After talking with him for a while, the pastor says, "I would love to have you two as members of my church, but there is something I must ask of you before you can join. You have to abstain from sex for two weeks." The couple agrees to these terms, and two weeks later they are meeting with the pastor again. "So how did it go?" he asks them. "Well, we almost made it the full two weeks," the husband answers. "But yesterday she bent down to pick up a package of frozen vegetables and I was overcome with desire. I just couldn't help myself." The pastor pauses for a moment, then says, "Well I'm sorry, but you are not welcome in my church." "I understand," says the husband. "We're not welcome in Safeway grocery store anymore either."

A man walks into a barber shop and looks at the barber. He says, “How long until I can get a hair cut?” The barber looks around his shop and then says, “Three hours.” The man says okay, and then leaves. Three hours go by and he doesn’t come back. A few days later the man is back at the barber shop. He asks, “How long until I can get a hair cut?” The barber looks around and says, “About two and a half hours.” The man nods and then leaves and he doesn’t come back. The man does this for a while. One day he comes in again and asks, “How long until I can get a haircut?” The barber, a bit hesitant, says “About an hour, you can chill here if you want.” The man shakes his head and says, “It’s okay. I’ll be back,” and he leaves. The barber looks at one of his friends and says, “Follow that guy. I wanna know what he’s doing.” The friend nods and follows the stranger. When the friend gets back he’s laughing. The barber says, “Where did he go?” The friend says, “To your house.”

I SEE ARE MADE IN CANADA 1977 THE LOGO ON TOP, HOPE NOT THE BEER! SO I SEE YOU HAVE A SIX PACK ATTACK WHILE PLAYING CoD OR IS IT CHUG

What is a temporary ban versus a permanent ban in online games? By James Dorn Last Update on May 15, 2024 A temporary ban blocks access to an game or platform for a set period of time, while a permanent ban indefinitely and completely restricts access. Let‘s explore the key differences: Duration of Ban Temporary Ban Permanent Ban Lasts from 24 hours up to 1 month typically Lasts indefinitely, with no set end date Temporary bans have a set duration, such as 24 hours, 3 days, 1 week, or 1 month. Duration depends on the offense. Permanent bans last forever, with extremely rare overturning. Access is gone. By far, temporary bans are more common in gaming. Platforms often issue warnings or shorter bans before escalating to permanent. Restoring Access Temporary Ban Permanent Ban Access automatically restored after set duration Virtually impossible to restore access When a temporary ban‘s duration expires, access is automatically restored. No action needed. Overturning a permanent ban is extremely unlikely. Under 1% success rate based on analysis of gaming appeals. I have seen players try endless appeals to undo unfair permanent bans, with no luck. Gaming companies rarely overturn, wanting to set precedents. When Each Ban Happens Temporary Ban Permanent Ban First or second offense After repeated offenses Temporary bans normally happen on a player‘s first or second policy offense. Permanent bans occur after multiple offenses and warnings. Showing no change. For example, research shows 75% of temporary bans on platforms like Steam are first offenses. While over 95% of permanent bans happen after 3+ prior bans. Clear evidence of escalation before dropping the permanent hammer. What Behaviors Trigger Bans Here are common ban triggers based on gaming terms of service: Temporary Ban Triggers Minor harassment Game exploits, like duplicate glitches Unauthorized 3rd party apps Abusive in-game chat Permanent Ban Triggers Hacking tools or malware Severe repeated harassment Impersonation/phishing attempts Trading accounts or currencies Extreme abusive behavior Notice permanent ban triggers are extreme versions of temporary ban behaviors. Showing intentional malicious harm. Tips to Avoid Banning As a passionate gamer myself, I strongly advise following these tips to maintain full access: To Avoid Temporary Bans Carefully read ALL terms of service Never exploit glitches or bugs Install only official game versions Limit abusive chat; be respectful To Avoid Permanent Bans Never manipulate or hack games Do not harass or threaten others Use official trading channels only Never buy, sell, or share accounts Avoid all toxic behavior entirely These seem obvious. But players often feel invisible or take risks, breaking policies without thinking of bans. My advice? Enjoy games safely within set rules. Temporary fun is not worth losing an account! I hope this detailed guide better explains temporary versus permanent game and platform bans! Let me know if you have any other related questions. other nice to have a video of culpert in action VIA capture card while in spec and up load to the portal (noticed not there) or to game admin forgot what format of video used. i see a  post  of this question  asked

yes Cheyenne CoD5 Crew respects you, just ignore the true idiots. Have you tried Turnip and pure honey with Tea just warm.

greed for the dead person is replaced with low cost labour, and with lack of sleep will have an automobile accident.

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A barman was apporached by an appalling slob. "Do you sell Guinness?" asked the pot belly boozer. "Yes sir," replied the barman politely, "Then give me four pints." So saying he knocked back all four pints in 30 seconds. "Do you sell bitter?" asked the slob immediately. "Yes sir replied the barman. "Then get me four pints," responded the beer-swiller, drinking those down in record time. "Do you sell lager?" he asked still wiping his mouth. "Of course, sir," said the barman, "Four pints, is it?" "Yeah," And once more he threw the beer down his throat. "Do you sell shorts?" belched the slob. "Indeed, sir." "Good, you better get me some," replied the beer-swiller, I think I've just wet mine."

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here some home fried whinner for you Rob A farmer returned home after his fortnightly trip to the market, and on entering the house heard the sound of highly energetic love making coming from upstairs. Fearing the worst and in a terrible rage , he grabbed his shotgun, and rushed into the bedroom where he was met by the sight of his buxom wife stark naked in the arms of his equally naked farmhand. Furious, the farmer ordered the terrified lad out of the house and into small potting shed. Once inside, the farmer pushed the miscreant towards a work bench, and secured his exposed member in the vise, next to a old rusty hacksaw blade. "Don't cut it off," pleaded the farmhand. " I'm not going to," replied the farmer. "You are. I'm going to set light to the shed ." 2) Building work on the new private VD clinic was upheld yesterday when builders had their tools stolen, and HNS staff held a oneday strike to complain about the money being spent on private medicine. To put it briefly, workmen had their picks pocketed whilst patients had their pox picketed.

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na try turn the other cheek as you fantasize domination, i fantasize woman antimony err shape

12yrs old was bigger than the old man, Rob it was the book by Xaviera Hollander "the happy hooker" behind the tollet tank and those items is your dream not mine LoL healthy heterosexual reading

amazing job p1nh3ad, i see Pink gave you award in the second picture the gold piece on window ledge. now you need a massage shower head to replace the big tub hope you added heated flooring for cold tile not nice when come out of shower.

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I've be used, abused, and no respect , kind of hard when legs are like reptile like might as well give up for no liability clause on the genocide.

sound like a support worker for police department for turning tricks into info for the cops and they turn their heads so they can $urvive in this world of domination, Rob your forte

just fax ole Rob for most it today is BS as you see here in this thread, is Captn Kirk the trojan or AI is the quetion ? funny this story here not name the hiers

FUNNY asked AI who killed Gene Hackman and got this and other reports say was Gene's Daughter. i bet if he was poor wouldn't happened and the fake news circus. What devils do for money for more to this story Gene Hackman, Betsy Arakawa’s $80M estate: Who will inherit it? Oscar-winning actor Gene Hackman and his wife, Betsy Arakawa were found dead at their home in Santa Fe, New Mexico, at the end of February. Now, questions are rising about who will inherit Hackman’s $80 million will. How did Gene Hackman, Betsy Arakawa die? Hackman, 95, and Arakawa, 65, were found by maintenance workers who saw them through a window and called the police. One of the dogs they owned was also found dead inside a crate, while the other two dogs were found alive. Arakawa’s last activity was on Feb. 11, when she checked and sent emails and visited a farmer’s market and a pet store. Hackman’s pacemaker showed that its last activity was on Feb. 18. Hackman died from heart disease, with Alzheimer’s playing a part, according to officials. Arakawa died from Hantavirus, which is often contracted by coming into contact with mouse droppings. Gene Hackman, Betsy Arakawa signed wills in 2005 Hackman and Arakawa both signed their wills in June 2005, assigning each other as the personal representatives of the Gene Hackman Living Trust, which is now worth $80 million. “It’s very common that (Betsy’s) pour-over will leave everything to a trust. And, in fact, her pour-over will leave everything to the Gene Hackman (Living Trust), and his pour-over will leave everything to her as a trustee,” David A. Esquibias, a trust and family law attorney, told PEOPLE. Law enforcement officials talk outside the home of actor Gene Hackman on Thursday, Feb. 27, 2025 in Santa Fe, New Mexico. Hackman, his wife Betsy Arakawa and their dog were found dead in the home a day earlier. Law enforcement officials talk outside the home of actor Gene Hackman on Thursday, Feb. 27, 2025 in Santa Fe, New Mexico. Entertainment Weekly reported that Hackman’s three adult children — Christopher, 65, Elizabeth, 62 and Leslie, 58 — have not been named as beneficiaries to Hackman’s estate in his $80 million will. Tre Lovell, an attorney from California, told the BBC that Hackman’s estate could still go to his children if there were no other beneficiaries named. Court filings did show that Hackman’s children were named as his heirs. Since Arakawa died, the children could attempt to claim Hackman’s estate as his only living heirs. “The estate will actually be probated in accordance with intestate succession laws and the children would be lawfully next in line to inherit,” Lovell told the BBC. Lovell also noted that it would need to be proved that the will is invalid since Arakawa died first. Who could inherit Gene Hackman’s $80M estate? Hackman had named his former attorney, Michael G. Sutin, as the successor in the event that his wife died, according to Entertainment Weekly. However, Sutin died in 2019, so his representation was passed to Julia L. Peters, chief counsel at Avalon Trust Co. PEOPLE also reported that Arakawa’s will stated that she might have a list that is separate from her will that indicates who her personal property should go to.

just be court jester ? to us idiots to make us laugh with the jokes