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California The Governor of California is jogging with his dog along a nature trail. A coyote jumps out and attacks the Governor's dog, then bites the Governor. The Governor starts to intervene, but reflects upon the movie "Bambi" and realizes he should stop because the coyote is only doing what is natural. The coyote proceeds to kill the dog. The Governor calls Animal Control. They capture the coyote and bill the State $200 for disease testing it and $500 for relocating it. He calls a veterinarian. The vet collects the dead dog and bills the State $200 testing it for diseases. The Governor goes to hospital and spends $3,500 getting getting his bite wound bandaged and getting checked for diseases from the coyote. The running trail gets shut down for 6 months while Fish & Game conducts a $100,000 survey to make sure the area is now free of dangerous animals. The Governor spends $50,000 in state funds implementing a "coyote awareness program" for residents of the area. The State Legislature spends $2 million to study how to better treat rabies and how to permanently eradicate the disease throughout the world. The Governor's security agent is fired for not stopping the attack. The State spends $150,000 to hire and train a new agent with additional special training re: the nature of coyotes. PETA protests the coyote's relocation and files a $5 million suit against the State. Montana The Governor of Montana is jogging with his dog along a nature trail. A Coyote jumps out and attacks his dog. 1. The Governor shoots the coyote with his State-issued pistol. The dog is unharmed. The Governor and dog keep jogging. The Governor has spent $0.50 on a .45 ACP hollow point cartridge. The Buzzards eat the dead coyote. And that, my friends, is why California is broke and Montana is not.

The StormCrow and his wife (an Angel no Doubt) were watching TV. StormCrow as always had control of the remote. Storm kept changing the channels between the fishing channel and the Porn Chanel! His wife finally got mad and yelled out. "FOR GODS SAKE! JUST LEAVE IT ON THE PORN CHANNEL! "YOU ALREADY KNOW HOW TO FISH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Sorry Storm how's the ice fishing going? Weed

Mmmmm real Gooooood! Copy the link in your browser. Hope the links work http://www.thelaughline.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/01/Why-Men-Shouldnt-Bake-Cookies.jpg http://www.thelaughline.com/2011/01/why-men-shouldnt-bake-cookies/

I've been thinking the same thing, where the heck is the KFC?

The poor thing had to be sent to therapy. I hope HE GETS OVER THIS!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jqVDvq1A65E

This old lady tells it like it is. Weed

Wow Chilli I have 2 young chest nut trees and they are just starting to produce. I really have never tried a chestnut before. Next year I think I will give them a try. Merry Chritmas and thanks for posting this. Weed

Make sure you watch this until you arrive pink. Weed

Just to add to this. This guy went (drove) to the liquor store they realized he was drunk and would not serve him he caused a scene and drove away. The store called the cops but they could not find him until he killed these people. At his parole hearing he would not even look at the victims (relatives) As far as everyone can tell he has no remorse. As this is Christmas I would be bumping this anymore as tis the season to be Jolly. Thanks everyone for the kind words. Weed

Put all that saved money on your NEW BOAT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Am I doing something wrong when I look at my post it looks ok to me. Any suggestions? Weed

This deserves a bump.

THE VIBRATOR As a woman passed her daughter's closed bedroom door, she heard a strange buzzing noise coming from within. Opening the door, she observed her daughter with a vibrator. Shocked, she asked: 'what in the world are you doing?' The daughter replied: 'mom, I'm thirty-five years old, unmarried, and this thing is about as close as I'll ever get to a husband. Please, go away and leave me alone.' The next day, the girl's father heard the same buzz coming from the other side of the closed bedroom door. Upon entering the room, he observed his daughter making passionate love to her vibrator. To his query as to what she was doing, the daughter said: 'dad I'm thirty-five, unmarried, and this thing is about as close as I'll ever get to a husband. Please, go away and leave me alone.' A couple days later, the wife came home from a shopping trip , placed the groceries on the kitchen counter, and heard that buzzing noise coming from, of all places, the living room. She entered that area and observed her husband sitting on the couch, downing a cold beer, and staring at the TV. The vibrator was next to him on the couch, buzzing like crazy. The wife asked: 'What the f... are you doing?' The husband replied: 'I'm watching football with my son-in-law.'

Nothing wrong with having a drink. It's the drinking and driving that kills. Yes this is a real heat breaker. That young lady has grown up way too fast. I can't imagine going through that having your parents die in front of you. We had a meal with one of her Aunts and uncle tonight. To all of you who have lost a loved one in any way my heart goes out to you all. Weed

Crow with our dollar being so high I would suggest getting one state side. Craig's list worked for me. Weed

I am friends of this young girls Aunts, uncles and grand parents. Sadly I attended the funeral of her parents. This Brave young lady has mad this video to help MADD. To this very day her brother wakes up screaming about the accident. THE DRUNK DRIVER IS OUT ON PAROLE AFTER ONLY 2 YEARS! Please watch. this is the real deal this is no actor.

Thanks for the help posting the pictures. Belle I have all the rigging. Down riggers, pedestal seats. Electric trolling motor for the front. fish finder c/w gps. I really like this little boat. I just got in April this year and so far have been trolling for brown trout and land lock salmon, fishing of small mouth bass and had her out duck hunting several times. Storm crow is going to be jealous when he sees this. I had to purchase a 9.9 honda as well so I could run in the water shed for those brown trout and the land lockers. that lake has restrictions on the motors.

Here is a pictures of my boat. http://i174.photobucket.com/albums/w88/weedfeed/IMG_1389.jpg http://i174.photobucket.com/albums/w88/weedfeed/IMG_1392.jpg Hope the links work.

Hey Fruittropics, weed here I live in New Brunswick Canada. My wife drives a 1998 honda civic I bought it new for her it has been a great car. As stated buy the others Honda, Toyota, Nissan and mazda's all Japanese cars are great cars that last a long time. I myself have owned ford, dodge, toyota and Nissan. I now am driving my second Nissan truck. I have had my best luck with Japanese vehicles. My daughter and her husband drive a Mazda. Take someone with you before you buy. Do not buy on the spur of the moment or out of frustration, think about it first. Try a reputable dealer although they may not have a lower priced vehicle in your $$. Good luck. Weed

Ok it takes about 40-50 seconds for the action to start but it's one hell of a ride I would think. Weed http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WADnriWzJes

LOL that requires chemicals to smooth it out!

Maybe I deserve some kind of medal for posting this? Weed