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Lets see some of the lines your father gave us while growing up! Feel free to join in please. Weed 1) Wipe that smirk off your face or I'll wipe it off for you! 2) Mr. Man You'll do as I say! If I tell you to JUMP you'll say How High! If I tell you to EAT shit you'll say How Much. 3) Don't you ever disrespect yout mother or I'll knock you into next week! 3) You'll do it and You'll like! 4) Man look at that she walks like she has a football injury! 5) That girl has an ass like a tame Bumle bee! 6) and on my wedding day he said " Boy you better gain some weight on your ass because you can't pound a spike with a tack hammer!

If hse is having Boy F problems bring a big stick with you!

Why do Sharks swim circles around you before attacking? Two great white sharks, swimming in the ocean, spied survivors of a sunken ship. "Follow me, son." the father shark said to the son shark and they swam to the mass of people. "First we swim around them a few times with just the tip of our fins showing." And they did. "Well done, son! Now we swim around them a few more times with all of our fins showing." And they did. "Now we eat everybody." And they did. When they were both gorged, the son asked, "Dad, why didn't we just eat them all at first? Why did we swim around and around them? His wise father replied, "Because they taste better without the shit inside!"

But very effective!

Finance is really something you need to sink your TEETH into to really understand! Rrrrrrrrrrr

I thought some of the waterfowl hunters might like this.

Some of these girls may qualify? Weed

I myself have been married 30 years to the same woman! Just this August 30th. If I would have murdered her instead of married her I would have been out on parole at least 5 years now!

I threw my mom off the train!

That's a damn catchy tune! I'd like to see the which that dumped that guy so I can hate her too! lolo Weed

Well should I post this question in another part of the forums? Weed

What the heck is a Fairy cake? Sounds like something I would shoot. Take your pick 30-06, 308, 22-250, 223, 44 mag, 22, 12, 20 gauge. We could even tie to the boat and troll down the lake with it. Weed

Thanks for the imput. Anyone else think this would be something people would like? There must be some hunters, fishermen and shooters out there looking to have a few discussions and laughs. Weed

Hello folks. I was talking in game just a minute ago with Corpse and Burt regarding a special column or page on the site where we could post hunting and fishing photos etc. Does anyone else feel this would be a good section for such a thing? When I'm not gaming I do a lot of fishing and hunting and maybe others do as well and we could show some pictures of some of our outings etc. I suppose I should review the forums rulse on posting pictures and the like. I hope this generates dome interest. Weed

Adress: Parliment hill Ottawa> Where Our Canadian Politicians screw us!!!!!!!!!!

YouTube - wieners vs. vaginas

I live in Canada in a small town. Well I had to go to the big city to work. On my very first pay night I went into a bar. I sat beside the most beutifull woman. Brown hair, Blue eyes, full red lips, curvasious body, full round at attention breast and long slender legs. I offered to buy her a drink. She looked at me and Said "Look you seem like a nice guy from the country I really don't want to take this drink from you"." "Why not?" I asked. "I'm not what you are looking for." she said "I don't understand" "Look, I'm a Lesbian!" she said "What's a Lesbian? I'm a catholic." I said "Oh, you really are from the country. I'll explain it to you. See that beutiful Girl up dancing with her boy friend." "Yes I see her." "Well I want to go over there grab a hold of her throw her on the table kiss her passionetly, feel her body against mine, run my hand up her thigh and take her home and make love to her all night long!" she said At that moment I couldn't control my self any longer. I broke down in tears and sobbed uncontrollably. She then took me in her arms and consoled me. "Oh my god. What's wrong I didn't mean to hurt you!" "No, No" I said. " I just realized I'm a LESBIAN TOO"

That is what I consider back pay for all the fun I have been having on the XI servers. It is really the steady contributars that really make the servers possible. Where can you go and have so much fun for so many hours so cheaply. A night at the movies is about $40.00 per couple. No single donation can make the servers work it is the sum of all donations. Weed

I think that is disgusting!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! That is the worse ring I have seen on anyone's finger. It ruins the rest of the picture. Weed

Thanks Again. I told Mrs Weed I allready knew I was an Idiot because that is what she always calls me. Well she said at least you found some folks who really see you for what you really are!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! And to think I have been married to her for 30 years This Agust 30th. Weed

Ricko: I wonder how many people actually see the Canadian flags in your avatar? They are actually the best placed Canadian flags I have seen to date.

Thanks again everyone! I sure have met a lot of great people here @ >XI<. I am excited to join the clan. Oh by the way I have a weird sense of humor, I think it's because I live in Canada, really just look at the way we vote. Well It's great to have been asked to Join and I am proud to be be called an IDIOT! Hmm, IDIOT did I just call myself and Idiot? Yes sir I did, It's got a nice ring to it. Weed your'e an Idiot lololol Weed

Well Caper and everyone at >XI< I would like to say thank you very much for the invite to join your clan (family of friends) It is really nice to see such a large group of players getting along so very well. A special thanks to Pitt Bull pete for showing the interst to ask me as well. I am 53 years old. I live in The province of New Brunswick Canada. Maybe 3 miles from MEEK. I am married 30 years this August 30th to a lady who I don't deserve but I think she sees me as a work in progress. I have a wonderful 28 year old daughter and She is married to a nice young man. I am an Electrician at an Oil refinery. The people I work with don't really know what to do with me so they made me an Electrical and Instrumentation Supervisor in the Major Projects group. I suppose I can't hurt anything if I don't have a screw driver in my hands lol. I started gaming 7 years ago playing Breakthrough and Spearhead. My favorite all time mod is Freeze tag as I feel this is the ultimate team game. You have to work togeather or you will never win. My system is not spectacular but I find it ok for COD4. I have trouble with WAW. My other intersts are hunting and fishing. I also belong to 2 informal shooting clubs, Skeet, Trap, pistol and rifle of which I am not that good at any lol. I must also say I have not been on another server where all players both >XI< and Non >XI< have been more polite and respectful to all. I particularly like the non racist rule. I feel the professional manner in which >XI< runs the servers is the reason for success. My hat goes out to all the modders and moderators who sometimes may not get recognition as to all the behind the scenes work that is done. If it were not for these people we could not enjoy these games in which some may take for granted. I guess I am being long winded so once again thanks for inviting me to be an >XI< member WeednFeed>XI<

I like this Post, I like the rule! My Fathers parents came to Canada in the early 1900's from Lebanon. We are Catholics and as you know Lebanon can be a harsh place to live. My Mother is a French Canadian. My Father's parents came to Canada to provide a better life for thier family. Several of my Uncles born in Canada went to WWII to fight for thier new found freedom and Canada and the world. As a young boy growing up I have been called everything you can Imagine but I always thought my self better than those name callers and rose above the name calling. If the world lived by this XI rule and the acceptance of those who may look different but really are not wouldn't that be a really good start on the way to world peace. Oh by the way I have on Nephew in Afganistan and one who just came back safely. Weed

Well Sorry Guy's I really didn't see this but thanks for the good wishes. Oh Zoe that was Pottie mouth. Weed