Little Johnny came home from school to see the families pet roosterdead in the front yard. Rigormortis had set in and it was flat on its backwith its legs in the air.
When his Dad came home Johnny said, "Dad ourroosters dead and his legs are sticking in the air. Why is his legssticking in the air?"
His father thinking quickly said, "Son, that's so god can reach downfrom the clouds and lift the rooster straight up to heaven."
"Gee Dad that's great", said little Johnny.
A few days later, when Dad came home from work, Johnny rushed out tomeet him yelling, "Dad, Dad we almost lost Mom today!"
"What do you mean?" said Dad.
"Well Dad, I got home from school early today and went up to yourbedroom and there was Mom flat on her back with her legs in the air screaming,Jesus I'm coming, I'm coming, and if it hadn't of been for Uncle Georgeholding her down we'd have lost her for sure!