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A mother was working in the kitchen listening to her 5 year old son playing with his new electric train in the living room. She heard the train stop and her son saying, "All of you sons of bitches who want off, get the hell off now... 'cause this is the last stop! And all of you sons of bitches who are getting on, get your asses on the train cause we're going down the tracks" The horrified mother went in and told her son, "We don't use that kind of language in this house. Now, I want you to go to your room and you are to stay there for TWO HOURS. When you come out, you may play with your train...but I want you to use nice language." Two hours later, the son came out of the bedroom and resumed playing with his train. Soon the train stopped and the mother heard her son say... "All passengers, please remember to take all of your belongings with you. We thank you and hope your trip was a pleasant one. We hope you will ride with us again soon" She heard her little darling continue..." for those of you just boarding, remember there is no smoking on the train. We hope you will have a pleasant and relaxing journey with us today" As the mother began to smile, the child added, "For those of you who are pissed off about the TWO HOUR delay, please see the bitch in the kitchen..."

Sally and Sara are in a movie theater. Sara leans over and whispers to Sally, "this guy next to me is jerking off". Sally replies "just ignore him". Sara says "I can't, he is using my hand"

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Click to Spank the Monkey some of you might of seen this before Have Fun Spanking the Monkey LOL and post results here

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Little Johnny came home from school to see the families pet roosterdead in the front yard. Rigormortis had set in and it was flat on its backwith its legs in the air. When his Dad came home Johnny said, "Dad ourroosters dead and his legs are sticking in the air. Why is his legssticking in the air?" His father thinking quickly said, "Son, that's so god can reach downfrom the clouds and lift the rooster straight up to heaven." "Gee Dad that's great", said little Johnny. A few days later, when Dad came home from work, Johnny rushed out tomeet him yelling, "Dad, Dad we almost lost Mom today!" "What do you mean?" said Dad. "Well Dad, I got home from school early today and went up to yourbedroom and there was Mom flat on her back with her legs in the air screaming,Jesus I'm coming, I'm coming, and if it hadn't of been for Uncle Georgeholding her down we'd have lost her for sure!

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i found roxy ROFL sorry roxy i had to

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Happy Birthday to all

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